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24 hours to drop no excuses. (after Check-in)
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First to 5 votes wins, 3-0=K.O. (4-1=T.K.O.)




I'll have mine in like 20 minutes.

alright mr. making your own 'rules' as we go. Im checked in now too.

you look like my grandfather..but only without any hair//
put you and a skeleton side-to-side, look we now have a pair//

acting like your good at text battles..but you never 'did one'//
Just like your girls pussy, yall never 'rip none'//

Cant read my writing? ill change my font to bold and type in bigger letters//
perhaps you can put on your thicker glasses and you can read it better//

Your just a starry eyed kid, and you'll never get far-dude//
No ones heard of your label man what kinda promoter are-you?//

See at least in my writing I dont need a ghost-writer//
You aint any diffrent, your just like most-liars//

you talk about holdin in some AKs and tech 9s// that aint shit, my bullets'll blow through you like wind chimes//ill stomp you ya moms and ya dads//Jus so i can say "i merked ya fatass"//so go head family guy, pull that dick up out yo hic-cup// how u gonna fuck wit sweet joe kid, this is a lyrical stick up// don't take this the wrong way and i aint tryin to start beef// but everytime you rap it sounds like youve got a dick in ur teeth//im sorry to say young P..but youve just lost anotha// how the hell am I supposed to battle this kid, he looks like yokozunas Lil brutha// I don't even rap and im sure ive won//take my advice kid jus pick-up and run.

Well I dunno if you guys are gonna count my vote or not because of the fact that Joe is my promotions guy...but here's the breakdown.

Big P's Best:

Your just a starry eyed kid, and you'll never get far-dude//
No ones heard of your label man what kinda promoter are-you?//

(this is pretty damn witty coming from Big P considering his last text battles...very nice bar.)

Big P's Worst:

you look like my grandfather..but only without any hair//
put you and a skeleton side-to-side, look we now have a pair//

(very weak way to start a battle. wtf is that!?)

Out of 7 battles...though they were 7 losses, you should've learned more to text battling than this thus far. I can see your growth since your first drop...but you still have a bit to go.

Sweet Joes Best:

you talk about holdin in some AKs and tech 9s//
that aint shit, my bullets'll blow through you like wind chimes//

(solid opener...sounds like some hood shit...and i like that)

Sweet Joes Worst:

ill stomp you ya moms and ya dads//
Jus so i can say "i merked ya fatass"//

(too simple...kind of an embarassing line)

Not bad considering that Joe isn't a rapper or a texter. Never wrote a song or anything...So seeing how the kid is out of element it was a decent verse for it being his first drop.

Overall vote: Sweet Joe.

His lines were better...structure in which he put it kinda sucked...but atleast it was readable.

Big P had some very good lines. But he had a few bad ones. Sweet joe had some good lines as well as Big P and also some bad ones. But it seemed like Joe was just talking all smack and no punchlines. And Big P had more punchlines then Joe. so the vote goes to Big P.


-INELIGIBLE VOTE-RH1NO

lmao... some weak punches in here... but sweet joe for ur first time u did pretty good...

i'm not gonna vote how i normally vote but i will give punches to sweet joe screw the others...

big p

"you look like my grandfather..but only without any hair//
put you and a skeleton side-to-side, look we now have a pair//"

wtf is that? seriously

only "decent" bar i saw from u was...

"Your just a starry eyed kid, and you'll never get far-dude//
No ones heard of your label man what kinda promoter are-you?//"

that was a half assed decent bar... imo rest of ur shit sucked

sweet joe

i liked this bar

"you talk about holdin in some AKs and tech 9s//
that aint shit, my bullets'll blow through you like wind chimes//"

^^^ haha

"im sorry to say young P..but youve just lost anotha//
how the hell am I supposed to battle this kid, he looks like yokozunas Lil brutha//"

that was a pretty good punch... lol

i'll say that sweet joe got this to be honest... and its his first battle too...

vote = sweet joe

Your just a starry eyed kid, and you'll never get far-dude//
No ones heard of your label man what kinda promoter are-you?//

lol that was probably the best line ive seen from big P. but the whole grandfather thing at the begining. what the hell? didnt get what you were going for.

punches: sweet joe
personals: sweet joe. they didnt have much
entertainment: sweet joe

vote= sweet joe.


NOT COUNTING

~THE GREAT ONE

well if he doesnt even rap, why is he in a.m.e?

well, because he is friends with Kurse.

SequencE wrote:well if he doesnt even rap, why is he in a.m.e?

He's my promotions and street team guy. Not everyone on the teams raps bro.

Kurse wrote:

SequencE wrote:well if he doesnt even rap, why is he in a.m.e?

He's my promotions and street team guy. Not everyone on the teams raps bro.

He's from Australia doesnt kno how we roll..lol..

SlickMex wrote:

Kurse wrote:

SequencE wrote:well if he doesnt even rap, why is he in a.m.e?

He's my promotions and street team guy. Not everyone on the teams raps bro.

He's from Australia doesnt kno how we roll..lol..

lmfao.

big p seemed to have gotten better by the show of this battle .. however still needs alot of work

flow:big p
personals: joe
punches: joe

vote: joe

think that makes it 4-1

so sweet joe wins

someone update the records... im feelin a bit lazy

4-1 KO sweet joe knocks Big P's Ass down and we all felt the earth move

a victorious start to Sweet Joe's comeback

-thread closed records updated-