FUCK BLONDES

*.HarleQuin.* · Post by ***.HarleQuin.*** » Tue May 01, 2007 2:13 pm

THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and >help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle,and I can't figure out how to get it started". Her boyfriend asked,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said,"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all,no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,......................Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box. LMAO

u might of already heard it..but its still funny to me

Momeijah · Post by **Momeijah** » Tue May 01, 2007 2:18 pm

Heard it Before.

SlickMex · Post by **SlickMex** » Tue May 01, 2007 2:32 pm

lol..new 2 me..

LadySam · Post by **LadySam** » Tue May 01, 2007 3:58 pm

blondes suck kangaroo arse

NENO · Post by **NENO** » Tue May 01, 2007 4:51 pm

I like brunettes anyways. Blondes are portrayed as dumb & ditsy, but they make a nice fuck.

Kurse · Post by **Kurse** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:23 pm

Nice...lol

Haven't heard that one yet.

So yea...2 blondes walked into a building...

...you'd think one of them would've seen it.

~Symbolikull~ · Post by **~Symbolikull~** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:51 pm

what does a screen door and a blonde have in common?????

the more you bang em' the looser they get

~Symbolikull~ · Post by **~Symbolikull~** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:52 pm

whens the only time blondes have sex wit the lights on????

when the car doors opened

~Symbolikull~ · Post by **~Symbolikull~** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:53 pm

why do blondes prefer convertibles???

more leg room

why do they prefer tilt steerin?

more head room

~Symbolikull~ · Post by **~Symbolikull~** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:54 pm

what does a turtle and a blonde have in common??

once they on the back you know they fucked

Ambiguous Realm · Post by **Ambiguous Realm** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:08 am

i dunno took me about 3-5 minutes to make one up since i dont know any...

why do blondes say "oh mah GOSH"?

cuz the only thing they learned from religion is how to get on their knees

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