.. Rell.Fiasco [- VS -] Drunken Jesus .. (Drunken Jesus)

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I am going to be voting Dj. I will explain my reasoning after. (don't count my vote until I completely explain because this battle was pretty close).

Micz. You are way to conventional homie. Jesus had extremely good flow. Honestly if you don't understand how fluid his rhymes are. We might need to enroll you in every class of "center of elevation" take that in tongue and cheek. And don't respond.

Rell is creative though. I won't explain the reasons in this topic because its not my topic to start another discussion.

Typo. If you can't vote because everyone would distinguish it as a hate vote. Then I would appreciate you not getting involved in the topic. I hope you can understand my reasoning behind this ideology.
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U ain`t ill Wit Tha Lines Bastard, Broke Fuck, U Needa Get Dough `cus ya Money “Come in Cents / Common Senseâ€
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drunken jesus wrote:[align=center]..peeps saying you nice as hell rell, but on the real you ain't even NICE AS HELL RELL..
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you got two styles rell... forced and played coming against a nigga that'll scortch ya frame
a lord of hate its easy turning this DP to TP cause thats thats a more fitting form for fakes

Good opener, dec personal...not that well presented though. I liked the DP to TP, dec, not weak. Direct.


this wack nigga couldn't have "jesus beat" copping an instrumental disc are you mental kid?
cause one punch from my heavy fist'll have the tooth fairy writing a check that'll be a credit risk

Dec, kinda weak with the first, stronger in the second.

you like billy grahm cause you only acting like you seeing jesus but everybody know you lying
this fakes kill me man only way you'd see the "metal in my mouth" if i had a gold tooth rhyming

first was good, second weak. Filler.

i got tight flows i ain't mike jones but in the thread after this you gonna be seeing my name repeated alot
cause your style is "bitchmade" centering all ya lines like poptart but you the lame seen as a broad

Filler first line, second is nice.

'cause at least they admit they pussy faggot none of ya cliq could push me pussy DP are damn liars
tucking their manginas this niggas shook see so i'mma burn this fag like domino starting a campfire

Pretty over used line for the first, second is pretty funny.


homie your a faggot that raps bad bringing ya imaginary bitch here homie ya macking is half-ass
cause when it comes to ya sexlife you still gotta count on your hand like hazard in math class

First is a dec line, its gonna be used all the time against him though. Second is pretty funny, and strong.

like i care what this lil dude'll do i maybe drunken but i can rip this fool with shit from middle school
you must be tipsy dude if you think you're gripping tools ya kitchen has ya only toaster that'll pop

Dec first line. Good second line, guns in rhymes are stupid, I liked the usage against.

ain't no people "posted on ya blocks" you ain't in the "game" you a "living FREETHROW"
12 wins but you beat who nigga freeflo? so i'll "clap this" queer more then when elton was hugging eminem homie fuck ya whole rap career..//

Nice wording on the first. Dec second line, I see more to it though than I think you were meaning, but hard to say.

like you can rap? you fake as fuck you ain't a real REAL RHYMESAYER, cause there ain't no SLUGS IN YA ATMOSPHERE..//
acting like you spitting harder than dudes raps you took domino down nigga SO WHAT even little kindergartners can do that.//

I like the reference in the first, good n' funny. Good second, personal.

i'm on some texas shit with what i do to faggots, you can't hang with me peeps forget but damn this wack dude was in a crew with hazard..//
can't touch this was the last time you seen a hammer move whitney bitch please ya bitches name is sam sounding like more of a man than you..//

haha. strong second as well, no filler good job with this bar.


zero losses and you thinking you some sorta hero off it, but text battles is teh only caps you bust i don't wanna here yo nonsense..//
so fuck ya gun metaphors i got real berettas 4 pressing to dudes and you wack nigga i just did ya own style BETTER THAN YOU..//

Another personal against the gun play, nice. Its probably been done before, but I havn't seen it. Nice reversal to his older shit.

you using weird dashes like a FAHKIN` BYTCH, emphasizing wack lines that ain't NUTTIN` SYK even when `DEY DUN LYK DIZZ..//

Strong finisher. Good personal again.
Well...overall, the stronger verse was DJ. Having 'complexity' and trying to act as if you're using word play...yeah, you might get checks on that. But I've read real word play. And maybe I should show you how its done by posting some of their shit, but my god you have no fucking clue.

Winner DJ.
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complexity wrote:I am going to be voting Dj. I will explain my reasoning after. (don't count my vote until I completely explain because this battle was pretty close).

Micz. You are way to conventional homie. Jesus had extremely good flow. Honestly if you don't understand how fluid his rhymes are. We might need to enroll you in every class of "center of elevation" take that in tongue and cheek. And don't respond.

Rell is creative though. I won't explain the reasons in this topic because its not my topic to start another discussion.

Typo. If you can't vote because everyone would distinguish it as a hate vote. Then I would appreciate you not getting involved in the topic. I hope you can understand my reasoning behind this ideology.
DJ asked me to vote, and I don't vote due to hate. I read it unbias, I would speak it to a person in my crew or a friend of mine if they asked me to vote in their battle. You should know I am unbias with my votes Tom, and I've let rell vote in mine. I don't really care about him, so why should I have beef with him?

Anyways, if they don't wanna count it its up to them, but its the truth with what I broke down. You can look it over yourself.
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2-2 Uppin stop free posting
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3-2 so far actually
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
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Post by Viral »

well hmmm..lets make that 4-2...both u dudes did good as hell...but rell alot of ur shit jst seemed a lil forced with a couple lines...so that kinda dropped the level for me...DJ was poppin off wit some clever shit...u both had some good comparisons wit certain people or places watever...im not gettin into that..gotta leave it lamens...but...yeah my vote goes to DJ wit da punches n creativity...Rell u did good man but some of ya shit i jst wasnt feelin...stay up...


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multis-tied
wordplay-rell
personals-Drunken Jesus
punches-Drunken Jesus
nameplay-Rell
structure-Both were sloppy but Drunken Jesus

Vote=Drunken Jesus

you got two styles rell... forced and played coming against a nigga that'll scortch ya frame
a lord of hate its easy turning this DP to TP cause thats thats a more fitting form for fakes

zero losses and you thinking you some sorta hero off it, but text battles is teh only caps you bust i don't wanna here yo nonsense..//
so fuck ya gun metaphors i got real berettas 4 pressing to dudes and you wack nigga i just did ya own style BETTER THAN YOU..//

Them lines took me both verses was hott no lie but Drunken Jesus got ma vote
Think iM Trippin? Tie Ma Shoe...
Cant Stand me? Sit the fuck Down...
Cant Face me? Then Turn the Fuck around...

u Cant Break The Bitch That Thinkz Nothin Of u!
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if admins dont mind that vote, i'll close and update?
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ookiiee dokie

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good battle rell, this probably one of the best battles that went down on this site imo
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
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Post by 16 Micz »

definitely, but from now on i wont be voting on rells battles cause i think my mind wants him to win so bad that i dont weigh his opponent equally and i just vote for him...not saying i do this purposely but id just think me wanting him to win makes my mind look at his verses better...so i dont think ill be voting on ur battles unless its absolutely necessary or im absolutely sure...

but good battle both of u queer face whore jews.
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at least your honest 16Micz
i'll smack yuh with rage i force multis outta my ass to the page
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Post by complexity »

.. U Bout To Take ya First L ..

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Listen ..
I`ma Show U How To Rip Tha Flow, Give `em a "Banana Clip" Like "Wow! He`s Slippin` yo`" ..//..
He a Bum, Jesus` Shoes`ll "Hold an O" Like "Vows is Grippin` Souls / Soles ", ya "Flow is Bay Sick/ Basic" Like "Cali River Colds" ..//..

I usually wouldnt say this. Creativity wise it was some insane wordplay. The punch didnt hit correctly
because of all of it though. The punch was good. But to much came before it. Obviously no personal
besides maybe a false one


Now, These Niggas Know, That These Pump Tens, Will Have U Leanin` in ya Seat Or Juss Slump`d in ..//..
U Won`t Get One Win, Over Me `cus ya "Bars B/ Barbie" Juss all "Sloppy Kid", I Can See Why ya Name is "Drunk Ken" ..//..

I think the barbie line was unnecessary. I think that was just a "it works" so Ill add that to. The punch still worked
for me though. A little nameplay. Still no personal.


I Got Hard Spits, Don`t Play Kid, i`ll Leave This "Fat Fuck Under Sheets" & Call it "Pigs in Blankets", ya Hits Won`t Make it ..//..
U Smell Like Shrimp & Bacon, No Matter Wat U Do, in This Battle i`ma "Cannibalize U While I Take U Out" `cus I tore off "a Limb & ate it / Eliminated" ..//..

Pretty creative. Still no personal & the punch didnt really work for me.

Tha Win is Wat i`m After, For Tha Cake i`ll Let Tha Nine Crack ya, Then "Jesus Will Float" Like "Holy Sky Rafters" ..//..
U ain`t ill Wit Tha Lines Bastard, Broke Fuck, U Needa Get Dough `cus ya Money "Come in Cents / Common Sense" Like "Chi Rappers" ..//..

First line was nice nameplay. I found the punch completely ineffective. Remember this still could have beat 9/10 of
the site. None the less. Ineffective.[/b[ Still no personal.

Son it`s Like "Playin` an X-Box", `cus On Tha "Mic, Ur Soft / Microsoft" Best Believe Jesus i`m Layin` Them Red Dots ..//..
I`m Never Lazy Wit Text Drops, So Tha Only Way "ya Makin`" it Hot in "Hair / Here" is "Latins Describin` Braids & Dreadlocks" ..//..

This was cool. The first line was almost a personal. I dont really know if you have even heard him on the mic
though. And the line didnt come off that way.


Quit actin` Like U Droppin` Heat `cus, U ain`t, U Can Tell By ya Name, That U Get Things Slopply Done ..//..
any Slick Talk, & U`ll Get ya "Hip Tossed" Then ya Crew Gotta "Re Memeber / Remember" ya Body Like They "Forgot Who U Was" ..//..

This was the most effective punch yet. Even though there was no real personal. You said. After this
thats it. Which I think can help a battle.


End Of This Battle, U Takin` Tha Loss Bitch, Like "Saloon Closing Sales" ya "Wig" Gettin` "Tossed Quick" ..//..
Leave ya Body Froze Bit, U`ll Be Left in Tha "D.ark M.an On E.x" Like "Jesus & Tha Dog On Crosses" ..//..

Hmm. I think this was a little more complicated then needed. Still works though. No personal.


i Don`t Know Why Jesus Frontin`, When We Know He Broke, acttin` as if His Flow is Dope ..//..
He Was "Up" Now He "Down" as if He "On a Slope", Mah Lines`ll "Shake U" Like U Catchin` Tha "Holy Ghost" ..//..

Good job again playing with his name. The punch wasnt the best one of this battle. But it came off smoothly.
Getting a little personal.



ya Crew Know i`m Fly & i`m Tappin` ya Wife, in This Game, U Can`t "See Wha`s ahead For U" if U Was Packin` a Rappin` "Trackin` Device" ..//..
U ain`t Even Gotta ask if i`m Nice, `cus Mah Battle "Links" alone`ll Leave "Jesus Chained" Like "The Passion Of Christ" ..//..

This was sick nameplay. One of your best punches. Still no personal.

i Know U Readin` This Like, "What Tha Hell i Get Myself into", Won`t Chase ya, `cus Tha Shells`ll Juss Get U ..//..
U Should Juss Bail, if U`s a Bitch Dude, "Drunken Jesus Couldn`t Beat Fiasco" if He Was Makin` "Rell instrumentals" ..//..

Once again another dope punch.

When i Get ta Rhyming, I Win, i`ll Creep Up, On Tha Street Juss, to Put Tha Nine to ya Kin ..//..
Homo, He always Dyin` To Bend, Nobody Ever Listen to U, So Tha Only Time They "Follow ya Direct Shins / Directions", is "Guidin` ya Limbs" ..//..

Nah. Didnt work for me. Though it was a personal.

all This Creativity in Mah Verse, Got U Grinnin`, i`m Juss Livin` Lovely, & i`m Cocky Winnin` ..//..
Slugs Has Got U Slimmin`, Rip ya Bones Out Til U Got Loose Rhythm, if This Was a "Gun Battle" U Still Won`t Have a "Shot at Winnin`" ..//..

That worked for me. Pretty decent ending. No real personal.

Summary: One or two personals, some good punches, no consistent multis, and insane nameplay/wordplay.


Jesus
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..peeps saying you nice as hell rell, but on the real you ain't even NICE AS HELL RELL..

Nice nameplay & opener.



you got two styles rell... forced and played coming against a nigga that'll scortch ya frame
a lord of hate its easy turning this DP to TP cause thats thats a more fitting form for fakes

Shit. A nice little exaggerated personal. That works for me. The last line is pretty hilarious as well.

this wack nigga couldn't have "jesus beat" copping an instrumental disc are you mental kid?
cause one punch from my heavy fist'll have the tooth fairy writing a check that'll be a credit risk

Nice hyping yourself. I could have lived without this bar in your verse though.

you like billy grahm cause you only acting like you seeing jesus but everybody know you lying
this fakes kill me man only way you'd see the "metal in my mouth" if i had a gold tooth rhyming

Hyping Again. Decent nameplay on yourself though. This was a decent subliminal personal because Rell
always talks about guns. For me it wasnt really direct enough.


i got tight flows i ain't mike jones but in the thread after this you gonna be seeing my name repeated alot
cause your style is "bitchmade" centering all ya lines like poptart but you the lame seen as a broad

I like how you came to the conclusion about the battle here. I think the "bitchmade" could have been
further elaborted on though.


'cause at least they admit they pussy faggot none of ya cliq could push me pussy DP are damn liars
tucking their manginas this niggas shook see so i'mma burn this fag like domino starting a campfire

Continuing...This was "pretty good" in basically every category. The personals really stung in my opinion though.

homie your a faggot that raps bad bringing ya imaginary bitch here homie ya macking is half-ass
cause when it comes to ya sexlife you still gotta count on your hand like hazard in math class

Ha. 16 MIcz said dissing another emcee is a bad thing to do. Actually Jesus said that to. But he is dissing
Rell & just using Hazard to make it relative. We all know Hazard & how he is a little bit slow. So his punch
comes off nicely for that.


like i care what this lil dude'll do i maybe drunken but i can rip this fool with shit from middle school
you must be tipsy dude if you think you're gripping tools ya kitchen has ya only toaster that'll pop

Once again. Getting on him about the "gun talk". Which works for me. I really like that first line. I wouldnt
go far enough to say it was a personal though.


ain't no people "posted on ya blocks" you ain't in the "game" you a "living FREETHROW"
12 wins but you beat who nigga freeflo? so i'll "clap this" queer more then when elton was hugging eminem homie fuck ya whole rap career..//

Woah. Only place I really lost the flow. The 12 wins thing was a killer personal though. Almost good enough
to help decide this battle. Some pretty decent wordplay as well.


like you can rap? you fake as fuck you ain't a real REAL RHYMESAYER, cause there ain't no SLUGS IN YA ATMOSPHERE..//
acting like you spitting harder than dudes raps you took domino down nigga SO WHAT even little kindergartners can do that.//

Amazing personal. Thats all I have to say about that. Once again keeping it to the relative.

i'm on some texas shit with what i do to faggots, you can't hang with me peeps forget but damn this wack dude was in a crew with hazard..//
can't touch this was the last time you seen a hammer move whitney bitch please ya bitches name is sam sounding like more of a man than you..//

Pretty great personals. I was laughing.

zero losses and you thinking you some sorta hero off it, but text battles is teh only caps you bust i don't wanna here yo nonsense..//
so fuck ya gun metaphors i got real berettas 4 pressing to dudes and you wack nigga i just did ya own style BETTER THAN YOU..//
you using weird dashes like a FAHKIN` BYTCH, emphasizing wack lines that ain't NUTTIN` SYK even when `DEY DUN LYK DIZZ..//

If you didnt laugh at them last lines. I think you might not be capable of voting in this battle. Them personals were
really slick.


The Punches Drunken Didnt Have Were Converted To Personals. Which in this authors opinion. Was the best
thing he could do.


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Conclusion
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Personals: Drunken Jesus
Punchlines: Rell
Nameplay: Rell
Wordplay: Rell
Multis: Drunken Jesus
Flow: Drunken Jesus
Structure: Drunken Jesus
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So categories really dont matter. This battle simply came down to personals.
You could have used Rells verse against someone else & he still could have won.
If Drunken used it against someone else. It would be irrelevant.

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Great battle though. I broke the lines down "one by one" so I was more
of a critic then, I would have been if I were voting without doing such.

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Overall: Drunken Jesus

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