.. Rell.Fiasco [- VS -] Drunken Jesus .. (Drunken Jesus)

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.. Rell.Fiasco [- VS -] Drunken Jesus .. (Drunken Jesus)

Post by |.R.SON.aLL.| »

[align=center]12 Bars ..
House Rules ..
Due in 48 Hours ..
All Votes MUST BE EXPLAINED ..
if it`s NOT EXPLAINED ..
We`re NOT Countin` it ..

Good Luck Family ..
Tha Winner Of This Battle Walks away Still Undefeated ..[/align]
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.. it`s S.a.W Bitches ..
.. Niggas ain't Fuckin Wit Tha Team ..

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Post by |.R.SON.aLL.| »

[align=center].. U Bout To Take ya First L ..

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Listen ..
I`ma Show U How To Rip Tha Flow, Give `em a “Banana Clipâ€
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.. it`s S.a.W Bitches ..
.. Niggas ain't Fuckin Wit Tha Team ..

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Post by drunken jesus »

[align=center]..peeps saying you nice as hell rell, but on the real you ain't even NICE AS HELL RELL..
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[align=center]faggot..[/align]

you got two styles rell... forced and played coming against a nigga that'll scortch ya frame
a lord of hate its easy turning this DP to TP cause thats thats a more fitting form for fakes
this wack nigga couldn't have "jesus beat" copping an instrumental disc are you mental kid?
cause one punch from my heavy fist'll have the tooth fairy writing a check that'll be a credit risk
you like billy grahm cause you only acting like you seeing jesus but everybody know you lying
this fakes kill me man only way you'd see the "metal in my mouth" if i had a gold tooth rhyming
i got tight flows i ain't mike jones but in the thread after this you gonna be seeing my name repeated alot
cause your style is "bitchmade" centering all ya lines like poptart but you the lame seen as a broad
'cause at least they admit they pussy faggot none of ya cliq could push me pussy DP are damn liars
tucking their manginas this niggas shook see so i'mma burn this fag like domino starting a campfire
homie your a faggot that raps bad bringing ya imaginary bitch here homie ya macking is half-ass
cause when it comes to ya sexlife you still gotta count on your hand like hazard in math class
like i care what this lil dude'll do i maybe drunken but i can rip this fool with shit from middle school
you must be tipsy dude if you think you're gripping tools ya kitchen has ya only toaster that'll pop
ain't no people "posted on ya blocks" you ain't in the "game" you a "living FREETHROW"
12 wins but you beat who nigga freeflo? so i'll "clap this" queer more then when elton was hugging eminem homie fuck ya whole rap career..//
like you can rap? you fake as fuck you ain't a real REAL RHYMESAYER, cause there ain't no SLUGS IN YA ATMOSPHERE..//
acting like you spitting harder than dudes raps you took domino down nigga SO WHAT even little kindergartners can do that.//
i'm on some texas shit with what i do to faggots, you can't hang with me peeps forget but damn this wack dude was in a crew with hazard..//
can't touch this was the last time you seen a hammer move whitney bitch please ya bitches name is sam sounding like more of a man than you..//
zero losses and you thinking you some sorta hero off it, but text battles is teh only caps you bust i don't wanna here yo nonsense..//
so fuck ya gun metaphors i got real berettas 4 pressing to dudes and you wack nigga i just did ya own style BETTER THAN YOU..//
you using weird dashes like a FAHKIN` BYTCH, emphasizing wack lines that ain't NUTTIN` SYK even when `DEY DUN LYK DIZZ..//

Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
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Post by Momeijah »

i Cant Vote, But, This Battle Was Nice Lol. And it's Gnna Go All The Way. Killer Punches From Both, Multis, Mettas Yada Yada Lmao. Wasnt a Big Fan Of The Structure On Neither. And ive Lit a Campfire Before Lmao And Didnt Get Burnt So Blow My Fuck Stick Lol
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Post by drunken jesus »

i dunno if you can vote in this or not, its up to rell

you apparently ain't get that line

in your country faggot = –noun 1.a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc., i ain't mean you was burning yourself lmao
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
[Killa Sin]

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Post by 16 Micz »

lol welllll dope ass battle both came hard am i allowed to vote?
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Post by |.R.SON.aLL.| »

Yeah Everyone`s Votes Except TheOneYouHate & Mah Gurl are allowed as Long as it`s Explained ..

Ohh .. & Good Battle Jesus .. Lol ..
Funny Shit ..
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.. Niggas ain't Fuckin Wit Tha Team ..

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Post by 16 Micz »

Dope ass battle man here are my fav lines that stood out....


Rell:
U Won`t Get One Win, Over Me `cus ya “Bars B/ Barbieâ€
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Post by |.R.SON.aLL.| »

Damn ..
U Excepted Me to Lose ??..
Tha`s Kinda .. Mean .. Lol ..
GoodLookin` Out On Tha Props Though ..
i Can Say This Has Been Tha Only Battle On Here That i actually Thought i Was Gonna Lose ..
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.. it`s S.a.W Bitches ..
.. Niggas ain't Fuckin Wit Tha Team ..

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Post by 16 Micz »

lol u might still lose..
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Post by drunken jesus »

i wasn't really dissing domino, i just used that as a play on words cause hes a fruity englishman the only other person i really dissed was hazard with the "count on ya hand like hazard in math class" 'cause the general consensus on the site is hes not that bright (no offense to hazard of course)

that was a thorough vote, good verse rell, i just read it now
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
[Killa Sin]

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Post by -TraMaTiK- »

ya Crew Know i`m Fly & i`m Tappin` ya Wife, in This Game, U Can`t "See Wha`s ahead For U" if U Was Packin` a Rappin` "Trackin` Device" ..//..
U ain`t Even Gotta ask if i`m Nice, `cus Mah Battle "Links" alone`ll Leave "Jesus Chained" Like "The Passion Of Christ" ..//


lmfaoo nice ass punch rell^^^

12 wins but you beat who nigga freeflo? so i'll "clap this" queer more then when elton was hugging eminem homie fuck ya whole rap career..//
like you can rap? you fake as fuck you ain't a real REAL RHYMESAYER, cause there ain't no SLUGS IN YA ATMOSPHERE..//

nice from dj^^

multis - rell
wordplay - rell
personals - tied
punches - rell
nameplay - rell
structure - im'a have ta say DJ it was a bit more organized...

overall rell i think actually putta alotta effort in....my overall vote = rell
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(you got two styles rell... forced and played coming against a nigga that'll scortch ya frame
a lord of hate its easy turning this DP to TP cause thats thats a more fitting form for fakes)

cold as ice my nigga!

(I Got Hard Spits, Don`t Play Kid, i`ll Leave This “Fat Fuck Under Sheetsâ€
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Post by 16 Micz »

lol
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Post by Typeo »

I'm gonna break these down seperately, and then post who I viewed won.

[quote="-.RELL.FiaSCO.-"][align=center].. U Bout To Take ya First L ..

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I`ma Show U How To Rip Tha Flow, Give `em a “Banana Clipâ€
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