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wow they comin at us?? we pushin thousand dollar whips when they ridin the bus //
we swminin in cash while they trailer park trash..get serious //
this couple must be delirious..me and rell together aint fast, were gonna forever last
and stay str8 furious //
i know our superiority is the cause of ur fustration //
and the way we rhyme up keeps u hatin, just keep tryna picture us not datin.//
shaz wants beef? fuck it he's got himself a cow //
the boys spits ryhmes as hard as little bow wow. //
heard u dick ride precise but fuckin with us ur precision is off//
next time u try remember our sickness is deathly we cause more than a cough //
the only reason he's a hazard is becus his girls encountered aids //
shes so desperate 2 hang 2 him, proof that not all cows-have-brains //

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Now i Gotta Finish `em ??..
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Me & Sam, Both Look Hella Good, Plus Our Rhymin` Better, Tha Nine Uh Wet Cha ..//..
Haz ain`t "Makin` No Rocs Rain" if it Was "Diamond Weather" U Two Like "Romeo & Juliet in This Battle" How Y`all "Die Together" ..//..
it`s a Natural Fact, i`m airin` These Fuck Heads, i`m Darin` U, Pump Lead ..//..
i`ll Start airin` Tools, Slump Dead, U Two Bitches Can "Sleep On Each Other" Like Y`all "Sharin` a Bunk Bed" ..//..
i`m Ruthless, if U Havin` a Baby, i`ll Rip Tha Kid From ya Womb, i`m Diggin` ya Tomb ..//..
This a "Cat Sweep" Like "Kits Wit a Broom" How U Got Haz in Check, He Flirt Wit Every Bitch in Tha Room ??..//..
i ain`t One to Boast Up ya Egos, i Say U Suck, & How i`m Tha Dude ..//..
Chick, Wit This Clip, i`ll "Blow Up ya Heart" Like "Valentine Balloons" ..//..

[- HOLD UP !!! .. a Brief Diss to ThaOneYouHate -]

Look U Fag U ain`t Never Gon` Rip Me, `cus i`m Heat Mah Dude ..//..
i Heard How i`m Nice & That U Gon` Vote against Me `cus i Needa Lose, But Fuck Wit Me ?? U & Haz .. LMAO Neither Of U ..//..

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L Haz :

Ma Dude Be Spittin as Hard as Lil Bow wow?But Notice How Bow wow is a famous Rappa Now/Tippin Ova ya Rhymes like a field full of Cowz Now Haz n Ladie Haz is Shutin this Battle Down /My Flow is Aids i Spit So Sick Sam Yall got The same Rhyme Type Ya Girlfriend Wrote ur shit/Ma Rhymes is What i Spit Now ima show u How a Real Ladie Emcee Can hold it Down in This Bitch/You a Basket Case SkitzoPhrenic Rhyme Cant handle Mine with these Damage panic Lines like the Rammin in ya Mind/Our rhymes are Like Double Headed Dildoz They'll Fuck u Both at the Same time After all Yall be Fuckin The Same Gender Kind/Sam wants To go Vegas go Ahead gamble send her Cause she'll be in "Futurerama"(trama) like Bender/ Family Reunion 6 feet deep to da Grave wit ha Dad is where ima Send Her/i'll Put you underground like your dad at the grave No need For ya cheap make up when my hands will Shatta Ya face/Our Rhymes is so Hazardous Theyll Burn Your Taste/Budz?Thas what u said Be real ma Rellz a Chick n u a Chicken Head /Ima Run This Thru u Like like my Eagle Poppin off Hollow Mercury Tiped Led/ya mans penis size a fiasco like ya skitso "servin-tiny-heads" burst ya top ..runnin lyrical popps you aint swervin behind me yet!!/

Kill Dese Lesbian Lovahs!!!

Hazard : Nigga Cant Handle Heat Thas Why Him n His Chick "Grippin it"
This Nigga Like One Butt Cheek a "HALF ASS'd" Lyricist Tearin Shit/
"Ballin" When ya Nuts a "Comparisin" U Wont Go No Where "KICK PUSh"
Like Carriages Dis Dood A Bitch His Chick A Bitch Like Gay Marriages/
Whitney Stays Carryin Half a Strap On With Pink Spandex N a Hairy End
U Neva Held Guns Like A Handless Fighter , Im Eatin "Shit" Like Sandwiched Diaperz/
Protectin Ya Ass Till i Slipped In.. Lef U Ina Black Box Like Quick Tints
This "Pussy Upped Fetus" Like His Daughter U Ride Hells Nick Chill Bite A Quarter/
Leave 6 Thru Ya head Get Cha "Life-in-Order" Eyes Ain Seein Hands Ain Touchin
Holez in Ya Structure Like A Mic Or Recorder "Nothin" But Fussin Unda "P-M-S" Like ya Crew Want Sumthin/


P-M-S<<P-ms

hazard himself came wit sum good personals..Lady-Haz did ight 4 a 1st battle..nothin really i cud point out that made me say 'ooo'...Rell krazy multis n meta's n ish..Lady-Rell had betta vocab and had sumwhat of an attempt at usin punches..overall this battle was prettyg ood..but i think its a tie 2 be honest...rells multis n metas hit hard..haz's personals hit home..and the girls followed thru nicely..so all in all my vote = Tie

Yall got The same Rhyme Type Ya Girlfriend Wrote ur shit
Our rhymes are Like Double Headed Dildoz They'll Fuck u Both at the Same time

Like Carriages Dis Dood A Bitch His Chick A Bitch Like Gay Marriages/
"Nothin" But Fussin Unda "P-M-S" Like ya Crew Want Sumthin

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heard u dick ride precise but fuckin with us ur precision is off//
shes so desperate 2 hang 2 him, proof that not all cows-have-brains //

U Two Like "Romeo & Juliet in This Battle" How Y`all "Die Together" ..//
i`m Ruthless, if U Havin` a Baby, i`ll Rip Tha Kid From ya Womb, i`m Diggin` ya Tomb ..//..
How U Got Haz in Check, He Flirt Wit Every Bitch in Tha Room ??..//..
Chick, Wit This Clip, i`ll "Blow Up ya Heart" Like "Valentine Balloons" ..

structure - rell's
multis - tie, lady rell didn't use many but hazard used alotta forced ones, and lady hazards were on and off
flow - rells
vocab - tie
wordplay - tie
punchlines - rell's

overall - the rells took it

i'll clean this thread up too

Lets Go C'Mon Lets finish it so we can close it

yo` .. Let`s Get Some Votes in People ..

im Votin For The Fiascos, Thye Came Harder in Most Cats... And im Tired And Shit So if u Need a Fucking Explanation Just Ask

^^ .. GoodLookin` Out Tre-Son ..
Uppin` 3-1 ..

thats 2-0 from my count?

i'll have to agree with domino... i'll go with the fiascos cause they DID truthfully come harder both of em... great job guys... not a hate vote!!! if u want it explained just ask me... cause i'm sure the other couple will... lol peace

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