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"Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:05 pm
by MonuMental
Ok. Pretty straightforward topic, right? Ok. I'll draw from personal experience on this one, I HAD a great girlfriend...

My first contribution to "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed" is: Lester.

(This is also the name of my grandfather, his son, and his son, none of you know me personally, so you wouldn't have known anything about that part, however, I wish to spare myself some dignity in the mirror by clarifying that the love one feels for his la familia and for his fuck meat are not one in the same.)

Thank you. That is all.

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:31 pm
by Leeroy Jenkins
Fat Ass

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:49 pm
by CBK
a taxi.

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:24 pm
by Haz
Stinky Puss

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:10 pm
by MonuMental
Semen holder.

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:37 am
by Alvin
Another name

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Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:55 am
by Defiance
stank puss

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:13 am
by AntiMaTTer
cum dumpster

my personal dirty little slut cake

your ex's name

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:59 am
by Defiance
Rotten COoter

Cabbage

Rancid tuna box

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:23 am
by Haz
black hole

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:56 pm
by SpawnTrueForm
Mom

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:02 am
by CBK
albert

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:41 pm
by MonuMental
Kevin Sorbo as Hercules.

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:49 pm
by CBK
daughter

Re: "Things Not To Call Your Partner In Bed"

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:45 am
by Dream
"U'hm?".

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