KAU THE LION VS. MEGALODON (2nd rd)

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KAU THE LION VS. MEGALODON (2nd rd)

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HOUSE RULES (THE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO VOTE KNOW WHO THEY ARE)

8 BARS

DUE BY TUESDAY, JUNE 14TH, AT MIDNIGHT EASTERN TIME U.S.A.

IF YOU DO NOT SHOW BY THE DUE DATE, THEN YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DQ'D FROM THIS ROUND FORWARD!!!
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Re: KAU THE LION VS. MEGALODON (2nd rd)

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Re: KAU THE LION VS. MEGALODON (2nd rd)

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Check.



A megalodon is a giant shark, a violent part, but not as cool as you’d think.
A fish past his heyday so just like his namesake I’ll make sure this dude is extinct.***

Guy probably talks tough, you’ll hear he was locked up but not knowing what he did.
Let me explain that and why his name was Megalodeon. He liked to show himself to kids. (like Nickelodeon)

He was absent his lost match and once it happened back, that’s no shows for half his battling.****
So if any fighting’s happening, I’m passionate. It won’t be simple math that fractures him.

He’s coming at me lightly cause he couldn’t write heat if he was global warming literature.
I’ll use a bat, man, swing it fierce, and this Joker disappears like his former signature.*

I could guess his sexual preference, in that regard dudes hardly been a charlatan.
Cause his first case of making third base was probably snake charming some army men.

He has dream dates with his future teammates. You know what makes this faggot hard?
He thinks Grim jerking off a scythe is awful nice. Shit, he put it in his avatar.**

He wants Ecks to rest nuts on his chest all while Mic S helps him whack off.**
But enough gay jokes for real, he likes women a great deal. Buy one - get one half off!

Megalodon is ancient history*** cause this lame’s a bitch to me, now let me shed a light.
I’ll never envy anything that M be (Mb) cause it wouldn’t be big unless we see Megabytes.


*His sig picture used to be the Joker, but it's gone now.
**He's trying to join Malicious Activity who's member's include, Grim, Eckstasy and Mic S.
*** A Megalodon is an extinct species of shark.
****His record is 3 - 1. One of his wins is a no show and he received a loss for no showing.
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Re: KAU THE LION VS. MEGALODON (2nd rd)

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DUE BY TUESDAY, JUNE 14TH, AT MIDNIGHT EASTERN TIME U.S.A.
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Re: KAU THE LION VS. MEGALODON (2nd rd)

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THREAD CLOSED AND RECORDS UPDATED.

KAU WINS BY NO SHOW.
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