So called "Best Friend"...
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:23 am
I made this for my English class as a Slam. I talk about my best friend, the 1st 2 bars are simple, the 2nd half is intermediate and I complex up my flow and rhymes at the 3rd part of this rap. Appreciate the feed back, thanks.
The day I met you, you seemed like someone I could trust
From friends we became best friends, it was just us
We chilled together, sharing secrets was a must
If we ever needed help, we'ed back each-other up
Always on a roll, you weren't my friend anymore
You became my brother until one day, you met this dirty hoe
Suddenly there was a new you, you became different
Acted like you didn't know me and you starting speaking gibberish
You just changed so fast, you starting lying to me
Not only to me, but everyone, you were trying to be
Popular, wearing fake Gucci telling everyone it's real
And when I wanted to buy it, even you made me a deal
Sold me for a couple hundred dollars which I thought was ideal
And after a week, when it wore off you easily revealed
That it's a fake with no sorry and just chuckled see
Till today I still can't believe my best friend hustled me
That's nothing you went all my friends around me
Told em I'm backstabbing em and talked shit about me
I cant forget anything, you probably think I'm dumb
But I understand and will never forgive you for what you've done
Those lies make me wanna grab you, stab you and beat you
But your stronger than me, so I obviously can't defeat you
But I get definitely use my imagination to end this frustration
End your domination cause I have no more fucking patience
You're smile makes me wanna smash you with my elbow
Making jokes on me, dummy, you think you're funny? Haha, hell no
I'll grab my jagged machete blade and have your skull split in eight
That will leave you pushing up daisies like Donald's getting laid
I'll rip out your vocal cords, flip em and use em to choke your throat
Stick a lit firecracker in your broken nose and let it explode and blow
Quickly stab you to poke a hole in your lower abdomens with no control
Find a way and throw cold snow inside your holy soul with no remorse
Then I'll hang you with the cables of the fan and have you jerked and strangled
Then light your head on fire like Michael Jackson on your birthday with the birthday candles
Then I'll piss on you to put the entire fire out, insert a smart car's tire inside your mouth
Acquire the power and roll you off the EIffiel tower and wait till you strike the ground
I'll put a standard band-aid on this faggots damn leg and ban aid
Till you can't stand it and I'll grab your ankle and slam it against a damn fan blade
I'll hit your brain with a prickly nail, grab a dagger to slit your veins
That'll squirt blood all over your ugly face like the tattoos of little Wayne
I'll cross over the border and hire a plane To toss your frosted body in the Ireland lake
Wait till the lochness monster digests your entire intestines till he has no desire to take
Then I'll order your girlfriend to give me a head, Go ahead and flip a coin with a head
on both sides and if I get a head, instead you'll be dead cause I'll do everything I said
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The day I met you, you seemed like someone I could trust
From friends we became best friends, it was just us
We chilled together, sharing secrets was a must
If we ever needed help, we'ed back each-other up
Always on a roll, you weren't my friend anymore
You became my brother until one day, you met this dirty hoe
Suddenly there was a new you, you became different
Acted like you didn't know me and you starting speaking gibberish
You just changed so fast, you starting lying to me
Not only to me, but everyone, you were trying to be
Popular, wearing fake Gucci telling everyone it's real
And when I wanted to buy it, even you made me a deal
Sold me for a couple hundred dollars which I thought was ideal
And after a week, when it wore off you easily revealed
That it's a fake with no sorry and just chuckled see
Till today I still can't believe my best friend hustled me
That's nothing you went all my friends around me
Told em I'm backstabbing em and talked shit about me
I cant forget anything, you probably think I'm dumb
But I understand and will never forgive you for what you've done
Those lies make me wanna grab you, stab you and beat you
But your stronger than me, so I obviously can't defeat you
But I get definitely use my imagination to end this frustration
End your domination cause I have no more fucking patience
You're smile makes me wanna smash you with my elbow
Making jokes on me, dummy, you think you're funny? Haha, hell no
I'll grab my jagged machete blade and have your skull split in eight
That will leave you pushing up daisies like Donald's getting laid
I'll rip out your vocal cords, flip em and use em to choke your throat
Stick a lit firecracker in your broken nose and let it explode and blow
Quickly stab you to poke a hole in your lower abdomens with no control
Find a way and throw cold snow inside your holy soul with no remorse
Then I'll hang you with the cables of the fan and have you jerked and strangled
Then light your head on fire like Michael Jackson on your birthday with the birthday candles
Then I'll piss on you to put the entire fire out, insert a smart car's tire inside your mouth
Acquire the power and roll you off the EIffiel tower and wait till you strike the ground
I'll put a standard band-aid on this faggots damn leg and ban aid
Till you can't stand it and I'll grab your ankle and slam it against a damn fan blade
I'll hit your brain with a prickly nail, grab a dagger to slit your veins
That'll squirt blood all over your ugly face like the tattoos of little Wayne
I'll cross over the border and hire a plane To toss your frosted body in the Ireland lake
Wait till the lochness monster digests your entire intestines till he has no desire to take
Then I'll order your girlfriend to give me a head, Go ahead and flip a coin with a head
on both sides and if I get a head, instead you'll be dead cause I'll do everything I said
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