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house rules 6 bars due monday the 23rd...respect

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A KAU ain't a LION.. KAU's are bred for producing dairy.
I'll smash Kau's face with a "ROCK" till he's a "toothless fairy"

You're LION to yourself if you think you're brave, fucking KAUWARD!
you're just another "chicken" emcee getting "stuffed and devoured"

I just BOST ON this CELTIC..we got ourselves another has been here.
"Lion's" about as scary as the "Detroit" team has been the past 10 years

This flower will KAUwer under my power and I-will devour..
His flesh in a 10th of an hour as I "reign" on him like acidic showers.

Six minutes..do the math..Your spit's a gimmic..you won't last
I'll POP you like a QUIZ, "greedy pothead",I bet you "don't pass"

I'll make you PASS OUT from HAND TO HAND like I was MONEY LENDIN'
Kau just had his career ended at the tender age of twenty-seven!!!

EXPOS:line1=Kau/cow...line2=the Rock was in tooth fairy..line3 lion/lying, coward/Kauward
line5=Boston Celtics/bossed on..has beens now. line6= Detroit lions suck..line7= Kauwer/cower..
line12=Kau is 27...the rest i hope is self explainatory

I’m gonna slaughter his whole family after I win to show Mister Grim what savagery is.
Rattling this average kid and that’s the only way the outcome of this battle is Grim.

Alright, I get it; you’re the Grim Rapper, right. “Killing” tracks when you smash the mic?
Since you’re so obsessed with that act of fright I’ll send your ass packing to the afterlife!

He probably thinks he’s rather nice, raping opponents, leave ‘em vacant and hopeless.
Then maybe you’ll notice, it’s no coincidence that’s the only way you’re making it home, bitch!

Never mind, he’s probably vagrant and homeless. A bummy hobo that’s destined to lose.
A charity case, that Collectively dude, who gets no respect from the rest of the Crew.

I’d kill myself If I was half pathetic as you. Slice your wrists with that scythe you bitch.
Your creepy likeness did frighten kids more than PETA supporters were by Michael Vick.

Speaking of which: That’s an unsightly sig. You look like an emo faggot with a tweaking habit.
Screamo fashion tripping premo acid and if you shaved you could pass for a mean ol' fat chick.

House Rule Cats:

-Punches- Kau... Reading his outloud made me believe he took the punches cat. Had more of a live battle read to it. It's different than what I'm used to.
-Flow- Grim... It was easier to catch grims, shorter, sweeter
-Personals- Kau, I edged it to Kau, simply because neither of them were great. Grim fliped his name,(which he did wrong, its not pronounced cow) and touched on him being 27. Kau talked about his style, respect in the crew and appearence.
-Multies- Grim
-Enjoyment- Grim... Although Kau had the performance oriented bars, i found a little more enjoyment in grims complexity, even if he was pronouncing it wrong lol.


MVGT Grim

A KAU ain't a LION.. KAU's are bred for producing dairy.
I'll smash Kau's face with a "ROCK" till he's a "toothless fairy"
(nameplay,wordplay,decent multie,punch was cool)

You're LION to yourself if you think you're brave, fucking KAUWARD!
you're just another "chicken" emcee getting "stuffed and devoured"
(wordplay,nameplay,punch was nice,)

I just BOST ON this CELTIC..we got ourselves another has been here.
"Lion's" about as scary as the "Detroit" team has been the past 10 years
(nameplay,wordplay,nice punch)

This flower will KAUwer under my power and I-will devour..
His flesh in a 10th of an hour as I "reign" on him like acidic showers.
(word/nameplay,cool punch)
Six minutes..do the math..Your spit's a gimmic..you won't last
I'll POP you like a QUIZ, "greedy pothead",I bet you "don't pass"
(wordplay,decent multie,and solid punch)

I'll make you PASS OUT from HAND TO HAND like I was MONEY LENDIN'
Kau just had his career ended at the tender age of twenty-seven!!!
(wordplay,nameplay,punch was nice,good ender,)
vs

I’m gonna slaughter his whole family after I win to show Mister Grim what savagery is.
Rattling this average kid and that’s the only way the outcome of this battle is Grim.
(nameplay,nice punch,)

Alright, I get it; you’re the Grim Rapper, right. “Killing” tracks when you smash the mic?
Since you’re so obsessed with that act of fright I’ll send your ass packing to the afterlife!
(nameplay,ok multie,nice punch)

He probably thinks he’s rather nice, raping opponents, leave ‘em vacant and hopeless.
Then maybe you’ll notice, it’s no coincidence that’s the only way you’re making it home, bitch!
(nice multie,not the hardest punch here)

Never mind, he’s probably vagrant and homeless. A bummy hobo that’s destined to lose.
A charity case, that Collectively dude, who gets no respect from the rest of the Crew.
(good personal,good multie,good punch)

I’d kill myself If I was half pathetic as you. Slice your wrists with that scythe you bitch.
Your creepy likeness did frighten kids more than PETA supporters were by Michael Vick.
(decent multie,not a strong punch)

Speaking of which: That’s an unsightly sig. You look like an emo faggot with a tweaking habit.
Screamo fashion tripping premo acid and if you shaved you could pass for a mean ol' fat chick.
(good multies,Solid punch,good ender)

MVGT GRIM

Grim wrote:A KAU ain't a LION.. KAU's are bred for producing dairy.
I'll smash Kau's face with a "ROCK" till he's a "toothless fairy"

7/10

You're LION to yourself if you think you're brave, fucking KAUWARD!
you're just another "chicken" emcee getting "stuffed and devoured"

5/10

I just BOST ON this CELTIC..we got ourselves another has been here.
"Lion's" about as scary as the "Detroit" team has been the past 10 years

4/10

This flower will KAUwer under my power and I-will devour..
His flesh in a 10th of an hour as I "reign" on him like acidic showers.

6/10

Six minutes..do the math..Your spit's a gimmic..you won't last
I'll POP you like a QUIZ, "greedy pothead",I bet you "don't pass"

8/10

I'll make you PASS OUT from HAND TO HAND like I was MONEY LENDIN'
Kau just had his career ended at the tender age of twenty-seven!!!

7/10

EXPOS:line1=Kau/cow...line2=the Rock was in tooth fairy..line3 lion/lying, coward/Kauward
line5=Boston Celtics/bossed on..has beens now. line6= Detroit lions suck..line7= Kauwer/cower..
line12=Kau is 27...the rest i hope is self explainatory

37/60

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-- Tue May 24, 2011 3:12 pm --

Kau the Lion wrote:I’m gonna slaughter his whole family after I win to show Mister Grim what savagery is.
Rattling this average kid and that’s the only way the outcome of this battle is Grim.

5/10

Alright, I get it; you’re the Grim Rapper, right. “Killing” tracks when you smash the mic?
Since you’re so obsessed with that act of fright I’ll send your ass packing to the afterlife!

6/10

He probably thinks he’s rather nice, raping opponents, leave ‘em vacant and hopeless.
Then maybe you’ll notice, it’s no coincidence that’s the only way you’re making it home, bitch!

4/10

Never mind, he’s probably vagrant and homeless. A bummy hobo that’s destined to lose.
A charity case, that Collectively dude, who gets no respect from the rest of the Crew.

6/10

I’d kill myself If I was half pathetic as you. Slice your wrists with that scythe you bitch.
Your creepy likeness did frighten kids more than PETA supporters were by Michael Vick.

5/10

Speaking of which: That’s an unsightly sig. You look like an emo faggot with a tweaking habit.
Screamo fashion tripping premo acid and if you shaved you could pass for a mean ol' fat chick.

7/10


33/60

-- Tue May 24, 2011 3:13 pm --

MVGT- GRIMM