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Re: Best Facebook Status Updates

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:32 am
by Borat
Lmfao! This guy knows what he is talking about

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Re: Best Facebook Status Updates

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:27 am
by Kuhlerblynd
"Jailbird walking..."

Re: Best Facebook Status Updates

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:37 am
by Audible Thought
"sooo. i drop a girls pizza.....and she gives me her number....wtf"


im gunna start droppin girls pizza's

Re: Best Facebook Status Updates

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:22 am
by Orfadox
Just been looking at pictures of my ex and it occurs to me the girls got a pussy like a hippos yawn




I had so many inboxs after that one asking if i was on about them

Re: Best Facebook Status Updates

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:10 am
by Kuhlerblynd
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Re: Best Facebook Status Updates

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:11 pm
by FlipSide
Hey!...Duck You

Re: Best Facebook Status Updates

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:31 pm
by Kuhlerblynd
Meghann *****

My poor cat is mad because I won't play with him! Lol