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Same rules as my battle with JDR: One round 5-8 bar-couplettes (10-16 lines,as you choose) the other round you match bars.Order is TNO-DETH-DETH-TNO or vice versa,your choice.Good luck.Checkity check.

R.I.P

im a vet with rhymes so if you think your testin mines, then press rewind
becuz ill flex the nine and prove to all of yall that even deth can die!
for sure im puttin this nerd to rest with some punches that'll burn his flesh
because im way too busy living my life to even be concerned with deth
and yo i spit heat that scars faces so when i speak my bars blazin
just read this text, homie i dont 'believe in death' like re-incarnation
now heres some advice for when you drop your raps, just stop your wack!
ill pop this kat! cuz the only people fearin death are hypochondriacs
this guy is hella fakin so its time for celebratin cuz these rhymes will devistate em
and ill be evading 'deths attempts' like i was in final destination!!
you see im the best youngin, start referring to Noble as the great paragon
cuz when the teks bustin, i got deth runnin for his life like an aids marathon
im goin for this bitches neck, he'll get ripped to shreds when my sword pops his force field
ill split his chest and have yall 'missin deth' like jesus forgot the fourth seal*
you see trading punches with me is like tryna box rocky, dawg you can not stop me
so ill grab the blade and deth will get cut open like i was performin an autopsy!




explination:

in revelations, death is the fourth seal that jesus opens.

if i have to explain any of the other lines then you shouldnt even be voting.

and yo foreal, no extra paragraphs essays tryna explain your bars every time someone votes, that shit is called swaying homie and is cause for a DQ.

-- Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:35 am --

dude said he was going to post when i did but here we are like two days later....lol

-- Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:08 am --

wow man you should get a DQ for this shit

i know Cmas is a busy time of the year but i had my verse up and its been sitting for like 3 days yo.

some bitchassness

Shouldn't get a DQ son.Xmas and Kwanzaa is celebrated by my fam.Don't try to talk your way outta this ass whoopin I just now keyed up for ya.


F.D. 4: That's what fans of the FINAL DESTINATION FRANCHISE call Final Destination 4.In the last scene,Death kills everyone who survived before and thought they would survive again,wiping out every actor who played in the F.D. franchise up til now.

Rocky Balboa/Mason Dixon: Antonio Tarver plays Mason Dixon in Rocky 6 and defeats Rocky.

Lark: East Coast slang for a specific gun

TheNobleOne wrote:and ill be evading 'deths attempts' like i was in final destination!!...
trading punches with me is like tryna box rocky,

TheNobleOne wrote: just read this text, homie i dont 'believe in death' like re-incarnation

You're Rocky bitch? I'm Mason Dixon fadin you trick in Rocky Six!
I'll body his shoddy spits with Ali fists karate kicks n shottie clips!
Then kamikaze hit n Nazi blitz ya knock-knee bitch with my cocky dick!
I'm awfully sicc! You're offed n quick by battle rhymes made tuh burst ya brain
Man I'll CHOP HIM like he's JOGGIN in a SAMURAI BLADE HURRICANE
Click the CAN N I FADE n MERK YA GANG plus hatchet smack dude's average wakk spew!
Back kick crack you ratchet brrraaat you maggot nap you then ACID VAT YOU!!
You ASS IN RAP DUDE I'LL PASS THIS BLACK DUDE like TAXI CABS DO
N BLAST THEE MAC TUBE tuh NASTY NAP DUDE when bullets the size of ASH TREES SLAP DUDE!!
Clap heat atchoo til this wakk geek's cashew! Bitch my skill uh merk ya wakk rhyme!
REINCARNATION means you died, came back...so Deth can kill you worse than last time!!
I'm ill with verbs of wrath primed tuh splinter ya dudes with siccer bomb tunes
N FADE THIS PUSSY like LIQUOR BONG POON plus METAL YA GRILL like VICTOR VON DOOM
This PRETENDER WANTS WHOM? My flows're COLDER THAN WINTER ON MOONS during
DECEMBER MONSOONS!!
Dismember n blender ya squad's goons with harpoons! My lark booms n smash teams when Deth breathes war
CUZ I'LL KILL EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT THEY SURVIVED DETH LIKE THE LAST SCENE OF F.D. 4!!

Fair enough, Im cleaning out this thread (except this post so everyone knows whats going on).

Deth, you're up to bat with another verse, then Noble drops and the people vote.

K Murk.I just want to confirm that Noble is down for a second round and confirm the bar count...in the second round in the rules of this thread,the goal is to match the drop.My original goal with JDR would have been 48 bars (a standard industry song minus the 8 bar hook)but for Noble I'm willing to meet him at the middle between 16 and 48 bars,which is 32 bars/lines.

Remember that a bar=4 beats/1 line,a bar-COUPLETTE equals 2 lines.The so-called "text bar"=bar-couplettes.

He already agreed. Confirmed by me in a PM and on a post that was deleted. I still have the PM if any admin needs to peep it. Im deleting the previous comments, with a statement toward Rugged...

Deth, you're up to bat with another verse, then Noble drops and the people vote.

16 lines again

im not spitting fucking 48 bars dude

if your so awesome drop a fucking track, fuck outta here with 32 bars.

-- Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 am --

if this kid drops more ten 16 im not posting and i wont take an L either. thats that, he can take it or leave it. he drops more then that than im off the site and working on my mixtape, like i should be doing. instead of worrying about this faggot dropping 100 bars in a text battle.

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