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Ok I'm not gonna be busy till next week, so I have the time to write (and complete !) another Illest story. The last 2 kinda failed cause I didn't finish them but funny reads nonetheless.

If you wanna know what I'm talking about, click the links below.

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/kille ... t6187.html?

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/stran ... t6456.html?

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/attn-vt7838.html?


As far as topic etc, that's all a secret till the actual story is posted. So roll up roll up don't be shy etc etc.
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Holy shit, those are Hilarious! I'll sign up (somewhat fearfully) to be on the cast.

I'd say this'd be most funny to the most amount of people if u include cats that are actually pretty active over these last few weeks/months.

This'll be delectable.
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yeah man where do i sign haha?

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IntrinsicCadence wrote:I'd say this'd be most funny to the most amount of people if u include cats that are actually pretty active over these last few weeks/months.
I acknowledge ur point my dear, dear man. That's why (now get this, ur not gonna believe it)... I asked people to sign up...... (wait for it) instead of choosing the characters myself !!!!!! BECAUSE darling u see, that if they know they're gonna be in the story they will anticipate it. It's all quite simple really, hehe xox.
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And Cadence, oh Cadence. How u voiced ur appreciation for my previous work... it helped brighten my day and for that I thank u. In the shoutbox, and in this most lovely thread I created with my very own hands.
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Omni...

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Yeah...cadence's post makes me wanna read 'em...I didn't know they existed...

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Yep, add me to the list.
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Ok here's how it's gonna go my pretties.

All u guys are in but due to lack of signups The Great One will also be choosing users at will. As u can see in I's previous stories I have ensemble casts, and this is nothing but a warning to any active member:

You are not safe, if I'm aware of ur existence then there is a chance u will be featured in I's story (most likely in an unflattering light). But fear not I's lovelies, for it is all light hearted and in the name of fun. So as ur friend, ur buddy on the same level as u, with a crease in I's jeans and an imperfect smile. I ask u to take I's hand and enjoy the story for what it is - humour.

Now The Great One will proceed to start writing and smashing on u clowns. If we are lucky, it will be up tonight.
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i'll participate in this...
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Lol this is the one he just wrote. Read the post aboves yours. :!:
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