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THE FUCKING ROAST OF VIRAL!
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:28 pm
by complexity
Anyone seen the show on Comedy Central?
Where they roast someone famous?
Well we will roast someone infamous.
I'll just instant message some people and get some jokes
made about Viral. (all in fun)Then post them up on Illest.
Should be pretty entertaining. If it works out good
then we can do more.
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:11 pm
by complexity
Mines already done. Nothing to special but worth a few laughs.
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:51 pm
by precise
haha this is a funny idea, yea the celebrity roasts are good
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:11 am
by Viral
y me first?...lol dick!
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:43 pm
by complexity
Alright. Ill just kick it off. And people can add onto it.
Not that funny, but eh
Ok. Time to Start. And No Viral...
Its Not 4:20, Remember You Were Stoned...
And took out the batteries on your watch..
Pisses Me Off Pot-Heads Are Always Liked..
By Everyone. I own the fucking site...
and Viral still has more friends...
I hope he chokes to death on one of..
them joints!
I Use To Smoke Pot When I Was Young..
Its funny though...
You Know When You Were Young...
And You Had Them Good Looking Cousins...
Well Viral Is The Only Guy Lucky Enough...
To Actual Fuck Them
Speakin Of Ekoms.
He Should Learn Something From Viral...
Viral Is Always Climbing Walls N Shit..
he's The Mexican Ekoms Wants To Be When He Grows Up..
Another thing funny about these guys...
neither of them can get a hat to fit...
there egos are to big...
It Should Be One Size Fits "michael jordan",
"jay-z", "ekoms", and "viral".
The Only Thing Bigger Then Virals Ego...
Is His Head Man..You See His Pic On The Front Page?
His Neck Must Be Made Of Fucking Steele. To Carry That Monstrocity around.
So...Viral Messages You On Aim Or Something...
Your Like Whats Up..He Says Not Much...
You Go On Illest Lyrics For A Little While..
Go Check Back At Aim..Now U Got More Messages Then Santa.
You Start Running After That "x"...
Like Virals Girlfriend Before A Night At Motel 5.
Clicking X, Clicking X,
But The Messages Keep Popping Up..
There Like Fucking Pimples, every fucking morning
The Only Way To Stop Him From Messaging You...
Is To Ask Him To Do Something...
Man If I've Ever Seen A Lazy Stoner..
The Best Part About Viral Is He Keeps It Real..
Very Intelligent Stoner
NEXT
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:46 pm
by complexity
Don't worry Viral you can do me next
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:49 am
by Viral
lol i liked alotta of em...some of em were jst stupid tho..lol...i rather not do u...but i can write some for u...hahahaha
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:05 am
by complexity
lmao ^, come on more post...
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:03 pm
by precise
I Use To Smoke Pot When I Was Young..
Its funny though...
You Know When You Were Young...
And You Had Them Good Looking Cousins...
Well Viral Is The Only Guy Lucky Enough...
To Actual Fuck Them
Speakin Of Ekoms.
He Should Learn Something From Viral...
Viral Is Always Climbing Walls N Shit..
he's The Mexican Ekoms Wants To Be When He Grows Up..
^^^^^^ ROFL! ahh, lol that made me laugh
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:53 am
by Invincible
Hilarious, I don't really know him so I can't come up with some but I'll try later on and post it.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:26 am
by Viral
lol go for it....dis shit is old about a week now...comedy central is an hour....so id say we can move to the next....not that i care..but no one has said ne thing..so its pretty pointless to stay on me ne more
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:28 am
by complexity
true
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:39 am
by Invincible
When Complexity came to my house and begged
for an apperance on the show. I couldn't refuse.
I looked down to him, zipped
my pants and said yeah.
Then I started asking myself,
Who was that?
Really he has more names than a
cheap mexican whore from Nuevo Laredo
hiding from her ex-boyfriend Ekoms.
He has more split personailties than Me, Myself, and I
and Jim Carey isn't even around.
Viral, sounds like toxic flatuence.
Well I never talk to Viral.
Everytime I get near him, I have to
wear a chemical gas mask.
He's walking proof of "shock and aww" what's that smell?
I was lecturing him one time.
I didn't give him a test but he passed.
I only wish I covered my nose instead of
having my "hands down".
I saw a picture of him once.
I was suprised to see a head
bigger than All Killa's ego.
Actually this is a true story
He won a lawsuit agaisnt Nike.
His head is so big.....
"one size doesn't fit all"
To me Viral sounds like a sqeaky
chair when he raps.
Hell the first time I heard
a song from him.
I thought Alvin and the Chipmunks
resurrected and got a record deal.
Or is that Tom?
Well they both sound like they work
at Santa's little sweat shop.
I should comment about his work ethic
but he doesn't have any.
He doesn't do text. And I'm
begining to think he doesn't do audio.
I wish I could say the same thing
about his hand.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:47 pm
by Viral
u tried too hard..lol...really...u did
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:55 pm
by Invincible
You know he liked it.