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Whats up AMH?

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Why the double intro?-
i know im fat but how could you know, im yet to fill out my info-
maybe it was a glitch in the matrix and im being warned what im in fo'-
or maybe im just stupid-
for the sake of arguement im blaming the matrix for its what you did-
im not parenoid, just following the forum intro guidlines/rules-
shoot a rhyme, makes yourself one of the fools-
popularity counts so post a pic of chicks at pools-
call them yours so the fellas can drool-
or the latter- i can be honest and stay fat
like an all you can eat buffet in illestlyrics forum im comin for more than just scraps-
oh crap... freestyle keystyle text whatever vaults all tapped out again-
victory over the matrix! or simply stupid Al-vin.

thanks for the automated welcome drunken jesus-
im an average individual if you can believe it-
rhymes mediocre with ok punchlines-
tony the tiger told me i fell short of the jump line-
(asshole) but i dont mind, i rhyme for the pleasure-
cuz it feels greaaat so screw what he say-
she say im cool with an irregular style-
that she'd pay to watch me pile an auditorium with a crowd-
i know she lying cuz shes my wife, so as i say outloud-
IM RUNNING OUTA ISH TO TYPE ON MY GOVT. COMPUTER-
CANT LOAD PICKS OF THE WIFE CUZ ID GET HER BOOT IN MY POOTER-
and thats no fun-
the end, Alvin is done.


(off the brain, sorry so senceless, whats up yall!)