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Re: Round 2: Jack & DJ Vs Rugg & Evolution

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Re: Round 2: Jack & DJ Vs Rugg & Evolution

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extend this till Monday. Jettin' out of town till Sunday so I'll hit Jesus up wit a verse as soon as I get back so he can post it.
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Re: Round 2: Jack & DJ Vs Rugg & Evolution

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^ hoping to see it sunday and not monday, but whatever, good luck to everyone



Evolution -

Where should I try to begin, It was clear to see that last round Jack lied for the win,
Wanna deny it again? Cause your eyes must be sensitive to light the way you hide from your skin,(what's the big deal?)*

I'll kill you just so Jesus could die for my sins, put a Kit-Kat in this pussy n break ya hymen,
Throw him on a stake for lyin, cause how are you The Punchline King when you ain't Hawaiian!?**

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Someone tell Jack to fix his exposure, before Jesus visits this poser with a kosher Christmas composure,
Fuck your star Jew, your wishlist is over, so get back to serving Omega Bill as his fitness promoter,***

Together your not even half as built as Alpha Bill, Fuck this corny Jack n Jill,
Still black and ill?, get raped so bad in this battle he'll need the morning after pill,

DJ's the type to have his beats remixed with trumpets, his shooting effects are so old it's like he's equipped with muskets,
Kneel down, your quick to suck dick, When I heard Jesus was droppin this year I thought they meant he kicked the bucket!****

Serial killer? I'll leave you a raped abdomen from eight javelins cause DJ's just a better version of JD's gay acronym,
Sick like plagued pathogens,we all know you fake African, so i'm wRappin this up the way i straight Jack-at him!*****

-Expo's added 9/26/2010 since there's claims of recycling...

* Jack denied everything he was accused of and still showed no proof.
** His signature says the punchline king, and obviously not hawaiian
*** Jesus has been putting Omega Bill on a pedestal(it's likely sarcastic)
**** Jesus is bibliographically old and DJ is one of the oldest vets
***** Jack changed his name to an acronym = JDR, jesus's old acronym is DJ

Rugged Eros -
Hey. Hey. Hey... Easy on the guy.

Peep the mirror, Jack's a lot further than he'll "appiR", I got a question man...//
...How's Jacko the "Punchline King" if everytime he 'goes for a swing' they 'Never Land'?//*

Lay off that Jesus juice..

& Jesus isn't funny, stick him on a crucifix & whip him til he's bloody//
Christ turned blood into wine... lookin at ya' beats your ass can't even turn shit into money//**

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/producer-lounge.html

Jesus you might of walked on water, but Evolution made you slip & drown, even I know that//
This kike's so whack, when Jacko said "i-touch-children" he thought it was a new iPhone App//

JD I'll put ya in a box, then everyone will see you're a Cracker-Jack so let it be known//
Jackie's gone Hollywood, now I heard he only fucks w/ 'dirty Hyde's' like it's That 70's Show//***

Like 'Hollywood - Jesus' is all an act, when Plex 'double crosses' him, there's no earth quake//
& only followers I see waiting for 'Jesus's second coming' are those battling him fo' third place//

& Online Black-Jack.

With James's claims, seems ya got scared, thought ya would of been smashed to pieces//
But funny how once I said "there's a-tourny coming", Jack took a stand & put his hand on Jesus//


For the retards --

Jacko=Micheal Jackson

Neverland - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neverland_Ranch

Hollywood Jesus name use to be Drunken Jesus

http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/here- ... 18223.html

Plex is a Jew-diss/Judas.

A-tourny//Attorney

Quick expo.

* referring to his signature except with a MJ twist
** self explained
*** Cracker Jack = popcorn in a box, jack was accused of being white
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Re: Round 2: Jack & DJ Vs Rugg & Evolution

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Jack Da Rippa

I gotta laugh at them fake vets, ya ass wit the same text, been here 4 months and I’m already passin' them acclaimed best
Koms path has been so strange, yet, were compared when really mentionin' Rip n Kom Dumb like not practicin' safe sex

Ya action has came/ left, & its the same wit Ruggs or you, wateva the second hand stores, you could say it's nothin' new
RE might hold weight wit a bunch of newbs, but we all know I could body Ruggs like the way Muslims do

Ya face get clutched & bruised, He must of fell from the new list, havin' ya name confused with, I can tell you stupid
The belt comes to you? Shit. , ya useless, cos I see ya record and know Jesus aint the only one that welcomes the new kids

You juss an ex felon that dudes miss, weekend visits he was cool wit, this nigga was a usable bitch then
& Evo juss loses the few he mentions, one of the illest when I put Kom in Grounds I don’t mean mutual decisions

I guess these two are full of shit again, Coz Rip and him means more to them than it has too
But of course his shits in the past too, coz niggas know how KOM BOWS on the SCREEN like orderin’ fast food

Yall commin’ up too short for the last move, we done passed you, so that’s less debate wit tha shit
Koms got his best taken from Rip, and the only time I seen a “match in Ruggs” I was decoratin’ my cryb

Hollywood Jesus

rugged when a guy writes text verses as presents for friends thats a guy who ain't use to the presence of friends*
evolutions a regressive human virgin squirming getting in hotel trouble stealing do not disturb signs for his belt buckle
you can't touch this homie new name but evolutions still the same one trick pony just rhyming multis to death look
name every bitch you ever got and you stress shook cuz "evolution's" only seen under covers in biology textbooks
laughing at this catholic white hazard of rapping spitting awkward fantasy bars while we spit shit that actually happens
eros what your smashing is average quit lying on sluts when the only bitch "fly and on rug" is jasmine from aladdin
e ya relying on plex to cosign yo ass to find ya cash your pathetic even ya cuz's net label was hesitant to sign yo ass
getting personal but honestly i held back cuz this dude "wouldn't be shit without the jew" like the seinfeld cast**
homing missles'll find yo ass heatseek and dissolve your partners use to rape so this is something he can recall
rugged just take this loss and swallow your pride just say "evolution caused your demise" like a neanderthal
speech hammers yall but things i'm toting will blast aim and fire and put "smoke in a bag" like a vaporizer***
you two are hopeless at rap focus on that not even gonna end on a punch we're better even with the late reminder

* rugged said in the shoutbox he textceed some bars for a friends birthday present
** complexity got evolution a job on a website cuz he needed money
*** evolutions old name was ekoms - aka smoke backwards
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
[Killa Sin]

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Re: Round 2: Jack & DJ Vs Rugg & Evolution

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Personals- Jack & DJ: Rugg & Evo's personals were too often too similar. There were some nice personals are creative wordplays in there, but like Yezzir said, shit seemed kinda recycled to me too. Jack had some pretty good personals, although really just focused on Rugg, he kinda left Evo alone it seemed. DJ probably had the best personals in the battle, both creative and more personal.

Punches- Jack & DJ: Jack & DJ seemed to have stronger punches.

Flow- Tie: I think Jack had the best flow of all, but I had trouble finding the flow in DJ's, it very well might have been there, but with no commas or anything like that it was hard to pinpoint. Rugg and Evo both had pretty good flows.

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Overall: Jack & DJ: Even though my breakdown above seems to say I am way leaning towards Jack & DJ, I'd say overall it was pretty close. Jack & DJ's more creative personals just have them a higher stance in my book.
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Re: Round 2: Jack & DJ Vs Rugg & Evolution

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I felt this battle deserved a big break down.

Evolution:
Where should I try to begin, It was clear to see that last round Jack lied for the win,
Wanna deny it again? Cause your eyes must be sensitive to light the way you hide from your skin,(what's the big deal?)
Two personals in one bar. Decent multie, too. 4/5
I'll kill you just so Jesus could die for my sins, put a Kit-Kat in this pussy n break ya hymen,
Throw him on a stake for lyin, cause how are you The Punchline King when you ain't Hawaiian!?
Decent wordplay but didn't hit as hard as it could've. 3/5
Someone tell Jack to fix his exposure, before Jesus visits this poser with a kosher Christmas composure,
Fuck your star Jew, your wishlist is over, so get back to serving Omega Bill as his fitness promoter,
I liked the personal a lot. Flow felt a little weird, though. 4/5
Together your not even half as built as Alpha Bill, Fuck this corny Jack n Jill,
Still black and ill?, get raped so bad in this battle he'll need the morning after pill,
Flow was much better on this bar and the mutlies were nice. Wordplay and punch were good, too. 4/5
DJ's the type to have his beats remixed with trumpets, his shooting effects are so old it's like he's equipped with muskets,
Kneel down, your quick to suck dick, When I heard Jesus was droppin this year I thought they meant he kicked the bucket!
I like this bar a lot. I thought it was yourbest one. Made me laugh when I read equipped with muskets. 5/5
Serial killer? I'll leave you a raped abdomen from eight javelins cause DJ's just a better version of JD's gay acronym,
Sick like plagued pathogens,we all know you fake African, so i'm wRappin this up the way i straight Jack-at him!
Killer bar for the closer. Multies were tight as hell. Nice wordplay as well. 5/5

Overall a very solid verse. 25/30


Rugged:
Peep the mirror, Jack's a lot further than he'll "appiR", I got a question man...//
...How's Jacko the "Punchline King" if everytime he 'goes for a swing' they 'Never Land'?//
Double wordplay and personal. Great opener. 5/5
& Jesus isn't funny, stick him on a crucifix & whip him til he's bloody//
Christ turned blood into wine... lookin at ya' beats your ass can't even turn shit into money//
Decent personal. Multies could use some work, though. 3/5
Jesus you might of walked on water, but Evolution made you slip & drown, even I know that//
This kike's so whack, when Jacko said "i-touch-children" he thought it was a new iPhone App//
Not bad. The punch kind of gave it self away though. Lessened the impact, IMO. 3/5
JD I'll put ya in a box, then everyone will see you're a Cracker-Jack so let it be known//
Jackie's gone Hollywood, now I heard he only fucks w/ 'dirty Hyde's' like it's That 70's Show//
Another nice bar with good wordplay in each line. Nice personal in the first line, too. 4/5
Like 'Hollywood - Jesus' is all an act, when Plex 'double crosses' him, there's no earth quake//
& only followers I see waiting for 'Jesus's second coming' are those battling him fo' third place//
Good punches and personals here. 4/5
With James's claims, seems ya got scared, thought ya would of been smashed to pieces//
But funny how once I said "there's a-tourny coming", Jack took a stand & put his hand on Jesus//
Nice closer. The punch was a nice personal and nameplay. 4/5

A creative verse that lacked a bit in the rhyming department but made up for it with some nice wordplay. 24/30



Jack:
I gotta laugh at them fake vets, ya ass wit the same text, been here 4 months and I’m already passin' them acclaimed best
Koms path has been so strange, yet, were compared when really mentionin' Rip n Kom Dumb like not practicin' safe sex
Nice multies and flow. Punch was decent. 4/5
Ya action has came/ left, & its the same wit Ruggs or you, wateva the second hand stores, you could say it's nothin' new
RE might hold weight wit a bunch of newbs, but we all know I could body Ruggs like the way Muslims do
Nice personals and wordplay here. Topped with some good multies as well. 5/5
Ya face get clutched & bruised, He must of fell from the new list, havin' ya name confused with, I can tell you stupid
The belt comes to you? Shit. , ya useless, cos I see ya record and know Jesus aint the only one that welcomes the new kids
Good personal, again. Good multies, again. 4/5
You juss an ex felon that dudes miss, weekend visits he was cool wit, this nigga was a usable bitch then
& Evo juss loses the few he mentions, one of the illest when I put Kom in Grounds I don’t mean mutual decisions
Loved the wordplay here. Got another personal in there, too. 5/5
I guess these two are full of shit again, Coz Rip and him means more to them than it has too
But of course his shits in the past too, coz niggas know how KOM BOWS on the SCREEN like orderin’ fast food
Not bad but wasn't feeling this punch as much. 3/5
Yall commin’ up too short for the last move, we done passed you, so that’s less debate wit tha shit
Koms got his best taken from Rip, and the only time I seen a “match in Ruggs” I was decoratin’ my cryb
I thougt the closer was a bit weak compared to your other bars. 3/5

I expected a little more from Jack. Started off with some killer bars but ended on a low note. Still, overall a good verse. 24/30


Jesus:
rugged when a guy writes text verses as presents for friends thats a guy who ain't use to the presence of friends*
evolutions a regressive human virgin squirming getting in hotel trouble stealing do not disturb signs for his belt buckle
Damn! Probaly the best bar of the match, IMO. Everything was there. 5/5
you can't touch this homie new name but evolutions still the same one trick pony just rhyming multis to death look
name every bitch you ever got and you stress shook cuz "evolution's" only seen under covers in biology textbooks
Good shit all around here. 4/5
laughing at this catholic white hazard of rapping spitting awkward fantasy bars while we spit shit that actually happens
eros what your smashing is average quit lying on sluts when the only bitch "fly and on rug" is jasmine from aladdin
Another killer bar. The flow was tight on this and really helped to deliver the punches. 5/5
e ya relying on plex to cosign yo ass to find ya cash your pathetic even ya cuz's net label was hesitant to sign yo ass
getting personal but honestly i held back cuz this dude "wouldn't be shit without the jew" like the seinfeld cast**
Packed with personals here. Flow wasn't quite as tight though. 4/5
homing missles'll find yo ass heatseek and dissolve your partners use to rape so this is something he can recall
rugged just take this loss and swallow your pride just say "evolution caused your demise" like a neanderthal
Nice punch that got both of them. 4/5
speech hammers yall but things i'm toting will blast aim and fire and put "smoke in a bag" like a vaporizer***
you two are hopeless at rap focus on that not even gonna end on a punch we're better even with the late reminder
Decent closer. Nothing bad to point out. 4/5

I think Jesus really killed this one. Had the best punches and flow. Almost no filler, too. 26/30


Evolution and Rugged: 49/60

Jack and Jesus: 50/60

Such a close battle But I think Jesus had the edge in the battle and pulled him and Jack ahead. Everyone really came hard, though. I think this deserves a spot in the Classic Battles thread for sure.

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Re: Round 2: Jack & DJ Vs Rugg & Evolution

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Thx 4 the breakdown votes above. 3-0 or 3-2. Either way, Uppin' for Koms & Ruggs to see where we goin' wit this.
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