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Things You Believed Were True When You Were Younger That Obviously Weren't True.

1. Your parents were an infallible duo.

2. Traveling 100 miles was worse than going to prison.

3. Death only happened to old people.

4. You would never reach 18.

5. Having a job would be funner than going to school.

6. That 100 dollars was a lot of money.

7. Swearing was one of the deadly sins.

8. Your friends always had you in mind when they made their decisions.

9. Doctors could cure any problem you ever had.

10. You'd understand science better when you were older.

11. One more mistake and you're going to hell!

12. Adults had access to knowledge that you couldn't possess.

13. Your parents wanted your life to suck.

14. Once you got your license the world was yours.

15. You'd be riding in a super ass kicking flying electric car in the near future.

16. Shopping for new clothes was a nightmare.

17. Celebrities were heroic figures.

18. Most people were always happy.

20. When you got older you'd kind of just pick any job you wanted.

21. Your parents were always broke because of you!

22. You always missed everything awesome every day.

23. Nobody did as many chores as you were forced to.

24. When you got older all you'd drink is soda.

25. Going to drink had nothing to do with alcohol.

26. That everything will be ok.

27. Drinking coffee was only for mature people!

28. War was something that use to happen.

29. At some point the world was black and white.

30. Dogs understood full sentences.

Add any universal ones like I listed or ones specific to you.

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1. Hip Hop artists had it made
2. Robots would be doing all my housework
3. Pimpin' was easy
4.Pluto is a planet
5.Magic Johnson would be dead by now
6.I couldn't believe that it wasn't butter
7. WW4 woulda happened by now
8. A water bed was a great idea (Ha!)
9. That Nas would eventually smarten up

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crimson wrote: 9. That Nas would eventually smarten up

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I see what you did there

Rappers would be dead by now
Jesus would have made an entrance already
Mike Tyson would have revealed by now that's he's gay but doesn't know how to come out of the closet
Eminem would truely have gotten the props he deserves as one of the top five emcees nationwide
Nas would've dominated like he knows how
Jada would've done the same
Redman would've sold out to push his sells, then revert back to what hes doing and run this shit
I would've had a higher paying job
Hip hop radio stations would've beat rival stationswith a four to one ratio
Whut!?!

I didn't believe half those things.

Indefinite wrote:I didn't believe half those things.

Rather. You believed half of those things. That makes the list pretty good.

Now tell us what you did believe.

a strip mall was a mall with strippers in it

that gushers would really make my head into a watermelon
that magic tricks were real and one day i could cast spells
that all animals could understand and with enough patience would reply (in english....or spanish)
that we would be living on mars by now
that jesus really walked with me but had an invisible cloak on
that life got easier as u got older
that toys just played dead till u went to sleep
that if i thought hard enough i could move objects
that anything is possible if u try hard enough

Evolution wrote: that magic tricks were real and one day i could cast spells

I think that you still believed that when I met you. lmao

That the only drug out there was marijuana

Murk McNasty wrote:That the only drug out there was marijuana

Thought that to.

That In Real Life People " Lived Happily Ever After "

That chinese pussies were sideways

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Black women were the loudest and meanest (Its actually Cuban women, btw.)