Biggest Dickheads In This Sites History
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 6:22 am
Warning - People on these type of sites play exaggerated characters of themselves hence the jokes are exaggerated. None of these jokes should be taken literally, I'm sure they are all fine people besides Big P.
Feel free to rank them.
BIG P
When you claim that Tech Nine is a good friend, lose every battle that you're in, start a record label by drawing a logo in mspaint: you've reached the definition of what a hopeless existence would be like. Not only did Big P single handedly lower the sites IQ by a couple digits. He also wasted precious time that could have been spent counting to a million with our toes which is a much more exciting endeavour than setting out to read anything that Big P wrote.
P Picasso
The viking himself exposed this Biter! He wasn't even relevant enough to get 2 pages worth of responses. The only reason that he even made this list is because you can't post pictures of a bunch of dickheads without Scott making an appearance.
DeafShady
You can't be a bigger dick than biting a bunch of people and only having a 1-3 record. Who knows if he was deaf or not, but this shady dude made insulting kids with disabilities seem like the right thing to do. He will go down as one of the least read in the written rhyme section. Thanks asshole for wasting precious space that could have been used to fit Young Jobes masterpieces.
Blitz
Many of us couldn't have cared less about the mini-soap opera love octagon that played out on the site for a couple months. But, the undisputed winner of the chick most likely to wear underwear with dickholes showed a lack of balls when she left in 2007 to never come back. She is probably in some dirty bathroom right now snorting valtrex off a toilet.
Millz
Imagine deciding to retire because you beat everyone that you claimed wasn't good thus you've accomplished everything you set out to. THAT IS WHAT THIS DICKHEAD DID. Learn more about the epic downfall of one of the most overrated emcees in this sites brief history through the electric lyrics of Big Stench. If you're thinking about sending gifts for Christmas, he needs new rope and a stool.
Hazard aka Ambition
Our favorite dickhead on this list is Hazard. I'll give you a short list of who he has feuded with over the last couple years. Ekoms, Complexity, Domino, Kurse, Quix, Scott James, Viral, Menace, Arvincible, Cee4, Dead Silence, Devil, ÐÛÇ£», Warfest, Millz, Jay Gunna, Scip, VIP, Rell, and Alpha Bill. Should I go on? Diverse, Sequence, Typeo, Ruckus, Lawgix, -EDIS-PILF-, [insert username]. With over 100 battles under his belt, at this point, he needs his own section.
Warfest
You know that you're a dickhead when Big Stench warms up the mucus factory to give you an asswhooping for the ages.
Titan Spiteful
Ok. Want five reasons that Titan is a psycho? 1, 2, 3, 4,5. He's the type of dude that would break into a mental institution to steal oxycodone, get caught, and end up with their nicest room for the next 20 years.
Subsist
Left to right. Subsist, Osama
Probably the only one who will actually feel honored to be on this list. A guy from some oil free, always at war, bum fuck country in the mideast. He can still speak better english than most people on this board. He got under our collective skin by constantly being a dick-head. His year long rivalry with our local pot grower Viral was not one of the sites proudest time periods.
Typeo
Typeo burned bridges like he burnt his hand by playing with fire and losing. He amassed an adequate record of 6 wins and 8 losses. It was the way that he lost the big ones that left us wondering if he all there in the head. Even after being crushed Typeo would refuse to recognize reality like a gay skitzophrenic at a strip club. When Drunken Jesus robbed him of his dignity in a 2007 battle many of us thought that was the end of Simpson character referencing rapper. The icon himself has made a few appearances since then with less embarrassing results.
Demented Mind aka Street Pharmacist
Very few have ever came up with such a spot on name. Demented Mind bit lyrics from well known emcees, asked for ghostwriters, and lost so many battles that the army spent the year that he was in highschool coming up with new ways not to recruit him. As with so many other stories in our adventure, Big Stench gave the final blow to this dickhead.
-SoahKGniK-
This guy loved to claim authority on the subject of dickriders. Ironic because if Ekoms dick was a throne, he'd be the king. Nobody ever wanted to fuck Ekoms like SoahKGniK. I mean it, he literally wanted to fuck Ekoms and judging from the enormity of the time that passed before Ekoms lost his virginity, he might have been the only one.
Fame
I gave Fame some room to maneuver because he obviously had talent. But how can you talk shit about all the great emcees on the site then up and disappear. Without a shadow of a doubt putting credence in the fact that fame is just meaningless status that doesn't prove anything.
VIP
Big Stench dropped a stink bomb on this dickhead that was stupid enough to ask has anyone got away with a crime.
Complexity
Last but not least king dickhead lord and saviour to dickheads worldwide.
In his quest to find social correspondence with normal people who aren't mentally disabled handymen complexity created a virtual cesspool which became a breeding ground for dickheads of all shapes and sizes to frolic, play, and possibly netdate to bring more dickheads into his dark corner of the interwebs.
Feel free to rank them.
BIG P
When you claim that Tech Nine is a good friend, lose every battle that you're in, start a record label by drawing a logo in mspaint: you've reached the definition of what a hopeless existence would be like. Not only did Big P single handedly lower the sites IQ by a couple digits. He also wasted precious time that could have been spent counting to a million with our toes which is a much more exciting endeavour than setting out to read anything that Big P wrote.
P Picasso
The viking himself exposed this Biter! He wasn't even relevant enough to get 2 pages worth of responses. The only reason that he even made this list is because you can't post pictures of a bunch of dickheads without Scott making an appearance.
DeafShady
You can't be a bigger dick than biting a bunch of people and only having a 1-3 record. Who knows if he was deaf or not, but this shady dude made insulting kids with disabilities seem like the right thing to do. He will go down as one of the least read in the written rhyme section. Thanks asshole for wasting precious space that could have been used to fit Young Jobes masterpieces.
Blitz
Many of us couldn't have cared less about the mini-soap opera love octagon that played out on the site for a couple months. But, the undisputed winner of the chick most likely to wear underwear with dickholes showed a lack of balls when she left in 2007 to never come back. She is probably in some dirty bathroom right now snorting valtrex off a toilet.
Millz
Imagine deciding to retire because you beat everyone that you claimed wasn't good thus you've accomplished everything you set out to. THAT IS WHAT THIS DICKHEAD DID. Learn more about the epic downfall of one of the most overrated emcees in this sites brief history through the electric lyrics of Big Stench. If you're thinking about sending gifts for Christmas, he needs new rope and a stool.
Hazard aka Ambition
Our favorite dickhead on this list is Hazard. I'll give you a short list of who he has feuded with over the last couple years. Ekoms, Complexity, Domino, Kurse, Quix, Scott James, Viral, Menace, Arvincible, Cee4, Dead Silence, Devil, ÐÛÇ£», Warfest, Millz, Jay Gunna, Scip, VIP, Rell, and Alpha Bill. Should I go on? Diverse, Sequence, Typeo, Ruckus, Lawgix, -EDIS-PILF-, [insert username]. With over 100 battles under his belt, at this point, he needs his own section.
Warfest
You know that you're a dickhead when Big Stench warms up the mucus factory to give you an asswhooping for the ages.
Titan Spiteful
Ok. Want five reasons that Titan is a psycho? 1, 2, 3, 4,5. He's the type of dude that would break into a mental institution to steal oxycodone, get caught, and end up with their nicest room for the next 20 years.
Subsist
Left to right. Subsist, Osama
Probably the only one who will actually feel honored to be on this list. A guy from some oil free, always at war, bum fuck country in the mideast. He can still speak better english than most people on this board. He got under our collective skin by constantly being a dick-head. His year long rivalry with our local pot grower Viral was not one of the sites proudest time periods.
Typeo
Typeo burned bridges like he burnt his hand by playing with fire and losing. He amassed an adequate record of 6 wins and 8 losses. It was the way that he lost the big ones that left us wondering if he all there in the head. Even after being crushed Typeo would refuse to recognize reality like a gay skitzophrenic at a strip club. When Drunken Jesus robbed him of his dignity in a 2007 battle many of us thought that was the end of Simpson character referencing rapper. The icon himself has made a few appearances since then with less embarrassing results.
Demented Mind aka Street Pharmacist
Very few have ever came up with such a spot on name. Demented Mind bit lyrics from well known emcees, asked for ghostwriters, and lost so many battles that the army spent the year that he was in highschool coming up with new ways not to recruit him. As with so many other stories in our adventure, Big Stench gave the final blow to this dickhead.
-SoahKGniK-
This guy loved to claim authority on the subject of dickriders. Ironic because if Ekoms dick was a throne, he'd be the king. Nobody ever wanted to fuck Ekoms like SoahKGniK. I mean it, he literally wanted to fuck Ekoms and judging from the enormity of the time that passed before Ekoms lost his virginity, he might have been the only one.
Fame
I gave Fame some room to maneuver because he obviously had talent. But how can you talk shit about all the great emcees on the site then up and disappear. Without a shadow of a doubt putting credence in the fact that fame is just meaningless status that doesn't prove anything.
VIP
Big Stench dropped a stink bomb on this dickhead that was stupid enough to ask has anyone got away with a crime.
Complexity
Last but not least king dickhead lord and saviour to dickheads worldwide.
In his quest to find social correspondence with normal people who aren't mentally disabled handymen complexity created a virtual cesspool which became a breeding ground for dickheads of all shapes and sizes to frolic, play, and possibly netdate to bring more dickheads into his dark corner of the interwebs.