I'm the Wackest
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:17 am
It’s time for me to face it, playing with turntable in Granny’s basement/
I’m the wackest MC in this universe or any one adjacent/
Should hang myself with a microphone cord cause I’m deplorable, horrible/
I would go lose another internet battle but Granny says I got some chores to do/
I rock local talent shows and make the crowd grow comatose/
Doing the rope-a-dope at old folks homes up in the Poconos/
My rhyme skills is more depressing than a Drain-O overdose/
No more hope, getting punked like I just dropped the soap/
Son I’m pitiful, at most I toast one syllable/
My dick spits impotent, and my metaphors stay literal/
Lacking Vitamins and minerals/
My favorite rapper that Vanilla dude/
I ain’t from Miami but I got Vices, like even though I’m white I start to catching identity crises/
Thinking I’m the nicest, getting stomped out, catching shoes in different sizes/
‘Cause those cats beat my ass and left my lips more swollen than Jigga/
And all I said was “What’s happening, my nigga?”
I’m the wackest MC in this universe or any one adjacent/
Should hang myself with a microphone cord cause I’m deplorable, horrible/
I would go lose another internet battle but Granny says I got some chores to do/
I rock local talent shows and make the crowd grow comatose/
Doing the rope-a-dope at old folks homes up in the Poconos/
My rhyme skills is more depressing than a Drain-O overdose/
No more hope, getting punked like I just dropped the soap/
Son I’m pitiful, at most I toast one syllable/
My dick spits impotent, and my metaphors stay literal/
Lacking Vitamins and minerals/
My favorite rapper that Vanilla dude/
I ain’t from Miami but I got Vices, like even though I’m white I start to catching identity crises/
Thinking I’m the nicest, getting stomped out, catching shoes in different sizes/
‘Cause those cats beat my ass and left my lips more swollen than Jigga/
And all I said was “What’s happening, my nigga?”