That one guy with the thing in his head
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:01 pm
I go by Sound222 or just Sound. I'm on this site for a few reasons. I write rhymes often and I'd like to see what other hip hop fans think of them. A friend of mine called my lyrics narcissistic and I have to at least half agree. I love writing and I love myself so the two combining was inevitable. Though most of my rhymes are about my own successes, failures and bad habits, I'd like to continue writing more fantasy stories. I'm a fiction writer by nature so I love creating new realities. From there, it's like splitting the atom. I open up these worlds and a whole bunch of stories start pouring out; those stories become my rhymes. I also dabble in sound editing and I've taken quite a liking to chopping and screwing tracks up. I'd love to make a screw tape in the near future.
For the most part, I'm inspired by old 80's/90's hip hop, especially the likes of Eazy E, Too Short, Slick Rick, and LL. I like their lighthearted delivery of what are, at times, crude and ultra-violent lyrics. I've been working on my flow, tone of voice, pronunciation and all that but I'd like to collaborate with someone and have them rap my lyrics over beats of my design. I can't enjoy my rhymes as much when I'm listening to myself spit it. Think of dinner time. Dinner always tastes that much better when it's someone else that's made it. At least that's the way it is for me. Anyway..
Here's something I thought of in the shower:
LYRICAL FURY, INTENSENSE SATURATION
IM PLAYIN GAMECUBE, FUCK GRADUATION
FUCK VALEDICTIORIAN, FUCK MY PEERS
I TAKE THAT BACK, LET'S GIVE 'EM 4 CHEERS
HIP HIP HOORAY, LIFE IS A HOE
HIP HIP HOORAY, ONE THAT WON'T BLOW
HIP HIP HOORAY, IT'S MORE LIKE A BITCH
HIP HIP HOORAY, THE KIND WITH AN ITCH
Here's a snippet of a much larger rhyme scheme:
blam blam, two to the back of her throat
bam! bam! I'm rockin' this love boat
i hammered her till my hammer hurt bad
her hand said hang ten, her mouth said rad
Talk Talk Talk took that trick up next
i felt sorry for the chick cause he likes rough sex
he jimmied his slimmie into her mini poo palace
he didn't ease it in, he did it with malace
she cried and tears came, but she begged for more
she said that she just came like never before
Slit the Ripper, ex-wrestler, took his turn right quick
he lifted her with ease and dropped her on his dick
now Talk Talk Talk was still go go going
that strawberry's ass hurt from his bo bo boeing
and here's another:
I DON'T LIKE KIDS, AND THEY DONT LIKE ME,
I DON'T FILL THEM WITH GLEE, I AINT MISTER JOLLY.
RUGRAT, GET OUT MY FACE BEFORE I TAKE YOUR DOLLY.
A BOTTLE OF COGNAC, ME, SOME RUBBERS AND POLLY.
YOUR TOY IS GONNA HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME,
LIKE BARBIE DID, SHE SAID I BLEW HER MIND
STICKIN WITH BARBIE, NOW THAT'S A STRANGE STORY
KEN WAS PISSED, LIKE WHEN SHAWN FOUGHT COREY
MATTHEWS, BARBIE'S A BIG GAME HUNTER,
I PRACTICE IN THE MIRROR, OF COURSE SHE WANTS MY SHUNTER
MY DICK, MY STICK, MY DEATH STROKE POKER,
SHE HAD NO LOINS, SO I STARTED TO STROKE HER,
HAIR, AS SHE SLOBBED ON MY KNOB,
I CAME RIGHT QUICK AND I SAID GOOD JOB
NOW FOR SOME ODD REASON I STAYED HARD FOR LIKE A SEASON
HER THROAT WAS TIRED, SO SHE SAID JUST EASE IT IN
AND NOT TOO MUCH, SHE WANTS TO BE A COUNTRY SINGER
SO AFTER ALL THIS, SHE'LL FINISH ME WITH HER FINGERS
If anyone cares to share in my nonsense and help me spread it around the world, then just comment or message me or whatever people do here. I'm a long time writer but am relatively new to rhyming so any feedback will be appreciated.
For the most part, I'm inspired by old 80's/90's hip hop, especially the likes of Eazy E, Too Short, Slick Rick, and LL. I like their lighthearted delivery of what are, at times, crude and ultra-violent lyrics. I've been working on my flow, tone of voice, pronunciation and all that but I'd like to collaborate with someone and have them rap my lyrics over beats of my design. I can't enjoy my rhymes as much when I'm listening to myself spit it. Think of dinner time. Dinner always tastes that much better when it's someone else that's made it. At least that's the way it is for me. Anyway..
Here's something I thought of in the shower:
LYRICAL FURY, INTENSENSE SATURATION
IM PLAYIN GAMECUBE, FUCK GRADUATION
FUCK VALEDICTIORIAN, FUCK MY PEERS
I TAKE THAT BACK, LET'S GIVE 'EM 4 CHEERS
HIP HIP HOORAY, LIFE IS A HOE
HIP HIP HOORAY, ONE THAT WON'T BLOW
HIP HIP HOORAY, IT'S MORE LIKE A BITCH
HIP HIP HOORAY, THE KIND WITH AN ITCH
Here's a snippet of a much larger rhyme scheme:
blam blam, two to the back of her throat
bam! bam! I'm rockin' this love boat
i hammered her till my hammer hurt bad
her hand said hang ten, her mouth said rad
Talk Talk Talk took that trick up next
i felt sorry for the chick cause he likes rough sex
he jimmied his slimmie into her mini poo palace
he didn't ease it in, he did it with malace
she cried and tears came, but she begged for more
she said that she just came like never before
Slit the Ripper, ex-wrestler, took his turn right quick
he lifted her with ease and dropped her on his dick
now Talk Talk Talk was still go go going
that strawberry's ass hurt from his bo bo boeing
and here's another:
I DON'T LIKE KIDS, AND THEY DONT LIKE ME,
I DON'T FILL THEM WITH GLEE, I AINT MISTER JOLLY.
RUGRAT, GET OUT MY FACE BEFORE I TAKE YOUR DOLLY.
A BOTTLE OF COGNAC, ME, SOME RUBBERS AND POLLY.
YOUR TOY IS GONNA HAVE A REALLY GOOD TIME,
LIKE BARBIE DID, SHE SAID I BLEW HER MIND
STICKIN WITH BARBIE, NOW THAT'S A STRANGE STORY
KEN WAS PISSED, LIKE WHEN SHAWN FOUGHT COREY
MATTHEWS, BARBIE'S A BIG GAME HUNTER,
I PRACTICE IN THE MIRROR, OF COURSE SHE WANTS MY SHUNTER
MY DICK, MY STICK, MY DEATH STROKE POKER,
SHE HAD NO LOINS, SO I STARTED TO STROKE HER,
HAIR, AS SHE SLOBBED ON MY KNOB,
I CAME RIGHT QUICK AND I SAID GOOD JOB
NOW FOR SOME ODD REASON I STAYED HARD FOR LIKE A SEASON
HER THROAT WAS TIRED, SO SHE SAID JUST EASE IT IN
AND NOT TOO MUCH, SHE WANTS TO BE A COUNTRY SINGER
SO AFTER ALL THIS, SHE'LL FINISH ME WITH HER FINGERS
If anyone cares to share in my nonsense and help me spread it around the world, then just comment or message me or whatever people do here. I'm a long time writer but am relatively new to rhyming so any feedback will be appreciated.
