Dirty Nursery Rhymes
Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:45 am
Peter piper picked a fight with Jack Be Nimble over Thumbelina
Jack had seen her playing with his Peter, pushed the piper, broke his leg, and met with Jill's pickled pepper spray
Anyway, he ran away the other way, jumped too quick, fel slipped, and burnt his dick up on a candle stick.
Get your thumb outta my pie! Is what she cried...on the corner.
But it wasn't plums that she supplied.
The dish met the spoon with a gun in his hand.
Humpty dumpty gave the kings horse Mary's little lamb.
7 little clams...all get fucked by the carpenter.
Harbinger...of Dark talk to the rotton scourge
Little miss muffet gets aroused when you touch it.
After all... That wasn't tea on her tuffet
I'm the man with a muffin.
Do you know me?
If you do.
Then it's probably probable that there's a problem with you
After all...who associates with people in shoes.
Less of course...
It's a sexy ass kitten in boots.
Weird is stranger than truth.
Truth be told I would know.
So ladies and gentlemen...(gentlemen)
Welcome all to the show.
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/bette ... ml#p130588
Jack had seen her playing with his Peter, pushed the piper, broke his leg, and met with Jill's pickled pepper spray
Anyway, he ran away the other way, jumped too quick, fel slipped, and burnt his dick up on a candle stick.
Get your thumb outta my pie! Is what she cried...on the corner.
But it wasn't plums that she supplied.
The dish met the spoon with a gun in his hand.
Humpty dumpty gave the kings horse Mary's little lamb.
7 little clams...all get fucked by the carpenter.
Harbinger...of Dark talk to the rotton scourge
Little miss muffet gets aroused when you touch it.
After all... That wasn't tea on her tuffet
I'm the man with a muffin.
Do you know me?
If you do.
Then it's probably probable that there's a problem with you
After all...who associates with people in shoes.
Less of course...
It's a sexy ass kitten in boots.
Weird is stranger than truth.
Truth be told I would know.
So ladies and gentlemen...(gentlemen)
Welcome all to the show.
http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/bette ... ml#p130588