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drop within 3 days/72 hrs of this post.

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do it.

Checkin in. You called it, you drop. Ready whenever you are.

about time..sheesh only took u 6 days.. did u finish ur verse yet? im at 2 bars done so ill drop in a few mins.


gl

-- 01 Nov 2009 17:43 --

My spits is nice, keep ya tongue twisted..give his wrists slits cuz im swift with scythes!!
This bitch is tight?! Nah I'll leave Chain's "links broken" like non-existent sites!!

Your no challenge, I see this battle as a clear path...its easy to have this queer smacked
Hear facts, its obvious hes been done, cuz arvincible dropped SAW a year back!!

Its murder he writes..like a surgical knife..the punches leave ya face purple and bright
cuz see you ain't hearda my type, Arv will "FOOD Chain" like the muthefuckin circle of life!!

From Tekniq to Chainsaw, theres no change seen, u aint news prick im still too quick..
Only time u go "buck looss" is when ya grabbin poolsticks to use as toothpicks!!

See i dont usually battle dykes, Chain is back to two channels while im a satellite...
I have it nice, its easy for me to "tire chain" like what tanks use to travel right!!

Took ME 6 days? I thought you forgot about the battle son. It took you two weeks to
create the thread after calling me out, remember? I wasn't running around illest waiting
for you to post fam, I just happened to drop by and see this last night. Whatever.

Good luck, Mr. 15 battle sites:


If any of yall dont understand something, click the damn links. I put em there for you lazy ass cats. Lol

G'luck Arv.

punches-Saw
name/wordplay-Arv
multis-Arv

ChainSaw had better references, nice Gibson line, though I don't know it most people'll get it like I did. Saw had some punches that didn't really work out as good as they could have, but I still thought they were better than Arv's. Saw had better wordplay, but Arv had better nameplay, and is was pretty close, but I had to give the edge to Arv. This was hard to decide on this one, but I'm going to have to go with Arvincible.

Arv:


My spits is nice, keep ya tongue twisted..give his wrists slits cuz im swift with scythes!!
This bitch is tight?! Nah I'll leave Chain's "links broken" like non-existent sites!!
-Nice Opener + Punch.....9/10

Your no challenge, I see this battle as a clear path...its easy to have this queer smacked
Hear facts, its obvious hes been done, cuz arvincible dropped SAW a year back!!
-Ok....7/10

Its murder he writes..like a surgical knife..the punches leave ya face purple and bright
cuz see you ain't hearda my type, Arv will "FOOD Chain" like the muthefuckin circle of life!!
-Nice....9/10

From Tekniq to Chainsaw, theres no change seen, u aint news prick im still too quick..
Only time u go "buck looss" is when ya grabbin poolsticks to use as toothpicks!!
-Not feelin it....4/10

See i dont usually battle dykes, Chain is back to two channels while im a satellite...
I have it nice, its easy for me to "tire chain" like what tanks use to travel right!!
-Nice Closer, affective punch...9/10


Overall:38/50




Saw:

Arv.. It's Easy-To-Beat-Ya, You're Realsin-A-Beast-That'll BLOODY THIS STUDENT..
Ya UGLY N TOOTHLESS, I "End'n Cease Ar's Life..." Like Bein' BUDDIES WIT BRUTUS!!
-Nice Opener....9/10

"Fuck-A-Mims.." Im Tuckin-Twins ta Bust-Ya-Chin Bitch.. THIS IS WHY IM HOT, B..
Your SHIT IS KINDA SLOPPY.. Lol! Only Time 'A Bombs' Is When He VISITS NAGASAKI!!
-Nice.....8/10

Now Ya Lyin-On-Tracks & Whinin'-In-Chat? Yup! Bet You WISH IT WASN'T LIVE..
Cuz You Tryed-Ta-Flex By Cryin-To-Plex... Because You DIDNT MAKE THE FIVE!? Lmao
-Funny but filler....6/10

Fuck that.. ARV'S FICTION.. Couldn't "Act-Tight" If This Rap-Fight STARRED GIBSON..
Illest Vote-On-This-Prick? Not Even Wit MOE-On-Ya-Dick.. Just Ask MARGE SIMPSON!!
-Ok.....7/10

This Is No Holds-Barred, I Spit Cold-Bars, You Mad Cuz Nobody THINKS YA SAVAGE
I Mold-Scars & My SPEECH'LL DAMAGE Ya Old-Bars & "Roll Ar" Without SPEAKIN SPANISH!!
-LOL...Nice 9/10


Overall:39/50





Now this shiit was close as hell both had punchlines and nameplay but saw did have alil more wordplay in his verse and just got my vote by 1 lil point.I dont feel arv tried that hard..




V/SAW

1-1. Keep the votes coming.

-$aw


P Fucking S,

Mass, good wordplay is supposed to be hard to "catch." That's why it's good wordplay. Anybody can come up with basic metaphors. Just please don't act like it's not as strong because you're the only one "smart" enough to understand it. That's no good, fam. Understand good bars when you hear (/read) them. Did you even catch the first bar without clicking the link? The opener is some of the strongest wordplay I've ever brought off the top (IMO). You commented on a completely different line as if it were too advanced. All I can do is SMH. Thanks for voting. Appreciate it.


EDIT: Seems I came off a bit more sarcastic than I intended with this post. I apologize for that, Mass. I didn't mean any disrespect whatsoever. I just thought it was bit insulting to the other emcees on illest by assuming they wouldn't catch the line.

My spits is nice, keep ya tongue twisted..give his wrists slits cuz im swift with scythes!!
This bitch is tight?! Nah I'll leave Chain's "links broken" like non-existent sites!!

nice

Your no challenge, I see this battle as a clear path...its easy to have this queer smacked
Hear facts, its obvious hes been done, cuz arvincible dropped SAW a year back!!

dont like it

Its murder he writes..like a surgical knife..the punches leave ya face purple and bright
cuz see you ain't hearda my type, Arv will "FOOD Chain" like the muthefuckin circle of life!!

circle of life-sick

From Tekniq to Chainsaw, theres no change seen, u aint news prick im still too quick..
Only time u go "buck looss" is when ya grabbin poolsticks to use as toothpicks!!

if he's got buck teeth this is a sick line, if not wtf

See i dont usually battle dykes, Chain is back to two channels while im a satellite...
I have it nice, its easy for me to "tire chain" like what tanks use to travel right!!

the filler line was phat i was expecting a real good finisher

nice verse needed more clarity a bit for me tho



Arv.. It's Easy-To-Beat-Ya, You're Realsin-A-Beast-That'll BLOODY THIS STUDENT..
Ya UGLY N TOOTHLESS, I "End'n Cease Ar's Life..." Like Bein' BUDDIES WIT BRUTUS!!

nice opener, i feel u should of spent more time on this tho to get it hitting hard

"Fuck-A-Mims.." Im Tuckin-Twins ta Bust-Ya-Chin Bitch.. THIS IS WHY IM HOT, B..
Your SHIT IS KINDA SLOPPY.. Lol! Only Time 'A Bombs' Is When He VISITS NAGASAKI!!

PLAYED to fuck

Now Ya Lyin-On-Tracks & Whinin'-In-Chat? Yup! Bet You WISH IT WASN'T LIVE..
Cuz You Tryed-Ta-Flex By Cryin-To-Plex... Because You DIDNT MAKE THE FIVE!? Lmao

good personal

Fuck that.. ARV'S FICTION.. Couldn't "Act-Tight" If This Rap-Fight STARRED GIBSON..
Illest Vote-On-This-Prick? Not Even Wit MOE-On-Ya-Dick.. Just Ask MARGE SIMPSON!!

nah played and useless punches imo

This Is No Holds-Barred, I Spit Cold-Bars, You Mad Cuz Nobody THINKS YA SAVAGE
I Mold-Scars & My SPEECH'LL DAMAGE Ya Old-Bars & "Roll Ar" Without SPEAKIN SPANISH!!

the roll ar's is seriously sick man great finisher


overall damn close u both had really good aspects and a few poor ones but for me it has to be chainsaw on the roll ar's line

Vote: Saw....Arv you slept on him cuz you beat him a few times however as far as the top 5 on illest history goes i still think arv should been thrown in it...

Saw i never heard of you but ur last bar was wicked props nigga ~1

3-1 I guess? Appreciate the honest votes all. Keep 'em comin.

For the record, Arv has never beaten me in a battle. I dunno if he's confusing me with sombody else, or if he just made that so-called personal up. No biggie either way, but I've never battled him before. Not as Chainsaw, not as TekniQ, and not on any other sites.

-$aw

Just to clear shit up, SAW (Soldiers At War) is a crew here on Illest, which Arv used to be a member of. Hence the line, which is actually a great line lol.

Ahh, yeah, that makes perfect sense then. I apologize. And no doubt that's a dope bar.

-$aw

Arv - "My spits is nice, keep ya tongue twisted..give his wrists slits cuz im swift with scythes!!
This bitch is tight?! Nah I'll leave Chain's "links broken" like non-existent sites!!" - very nice opener... dug the flow too.. quite readable.

Chainsaw - "This Is No Holds-Barred, I Spit Cold-Bars, You Mad Cuz Nobody THINKS YA SAVAGE
I Mold-Scars & My SPEECH'LL DAMAGE Ya Old-Bars & "Roll Ar" Without SPEAKIN SPANISH!!" -- decent closer, struggled with your flow through out, and seemed a lot of the lines were forced. - for example the Gibson line.. like you thought of it only after you created the Marge Simpson line (and I like cartoon references..teehee)

(if my vote counts) I'll give this to the 1st contender - ARV

3-2

glad u understand my line now hah

Sick battle no matter the outcome Arv. Appreciate the challenge, was good timez. I'm sure we'll end up rematching at some point. Keep doin' what ya do, fam. Much respect.


-$aw