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somtimes lil ni99az git a little too big
fa them slim ass britches they be wearin ...
ponk muthafukkaz must juss dont know who they fukkin wit,
or they juss sicc in tha head ...




step into my muthafukkin office ni99a,
we gon' see juss what tha fukk yo' problem is ...




insTRUmental as the "Head Doctor"
"i dont get paid enough for this shit..."

Menace as himself
"you suck. your wack. fuck you, fuck you ..."


HEAD DOCTOR:
everything we discuss here today will be confidential.
i wont tell a single fukkin soul. you can trust me. i see some pretty fukked up shit in here; some real fukked up individuals. and, i can tell just by lookin at you man, you don' had some problems wit ya' momma or some shit, huh? got touched inappropiately by ya pops ... or an uncle or somthin' ...
prolly masturbate uncontrollably and inflict harm on small animals an' shit dont you?
so, lets just have you start by tellin me why you dare hate on insTRUmental,
a proven emcee who, if you knew who tha fuck he was, you woulda kept
ya dicksukkin lips closed ......

Menace:
well, to be honest , im not a real emcee, text or otherwise.
fuck dude, i dont even like this rap crap ... i mean, i tried it ,
but the truth is ........

i know i stay behind like dog nuts, im just a weak trick,
tha wackest netcee herbs stay in front'a'me like a pre-fix,
i need to learn who im talkin to before i say shit,
i know in reality im just insTRUmental's "play bitch",
ima gay prick, i always have been and will be,
i often fantasize about how He gon' one day kill me,
got problems wit my self esteem,
ima helpless queen wit herpes,
im sorry insTRUmental,
though i know you still gon' hurt me,
spare me please, i'll be tha good little bitch you know me as,
fuck, im such a ponk ass faggit wit my phony ass ...



HEAD DOCTOR:
damn, i was right ... thats some sad ass shit man...
so, what your sayin is, your life aint shit. you aint shit.
you tried to come here for some acceptance
but found you STILL aint shit,
so now you just resort to being a HATER ...

Menace:
uuh, yeah, i guess thats right.


HEAD DOCTOR:
well shit, at least your honest with yourself, so ...........

dont be ashamed, no matter how pathetic your composite
the first step to recovery bitch is, comin out tha closet/
your a fag, so what you learned to "suck dick for friends"
we all know you say youre This or That but just pretends/
just try to shut your herpe blistered trap, be less aggressive
and you wont git raped again for being so sexually suggestive/
your oppressive behavior seems to be directly linked to your penis
its small, but so? God blessed you with the gift of cunninlingus/
the true'man behind you, Menace is a kept woman
i wasnt worried about offending you, so i kept cummin ....

Menace:
Doc, you are so right ...
now i see why youre over there and im over here ...
or should i say, why you're ...


over my head like aviation but i still dont 'understand'
i know now more than ever though, " id rather be 'under'a'man'" /
thank you Doc , i owe you my life, i think i'll go take it myself ...
HEAD DOCTOR:
Not before you pay me for your fucked up mental health!!! /
your a loser, doesnt it feel good to finally say it aloud?
now you can even be proud to be so "not'so well-endowed"/

now, lets try pathetic .... say it .... say you're fukkin pathetic ...
say it you god damn fuckin bag of shit !!!
sorry, haha ...
just say it. it'll make you feel so much better ...


Menace:
pathetic !!! im pathetic !!!
there, you happy now , i said it!

HEAD DOCTOR:
yea im happy bitch, you said it twice, and didnt regret it /
pathetic faggot hater-boy, we're all so glad we're not you
i bet you felt like a prostitute by the time i finally got thru/
but smack ya fuckin self if you succumb to your affliction,
its over now, you PUSSY, so try an conquer your aDICKtion...

Menace:
thanks DOC, i really needed that ... i mean, im sure i will continue to
hate on ni99az i dont even know to try an make a name for myself,
cuz im a weak minded son of a whore,
and my issues just run too deep.
but at least now i know why i hate,
and im woman enough to admit it ......


HEAD DOCTOR:
yea, whatever little bitch ... gimmee my muthafukkin money and scram
see you in my next thread, u compulsive dickryda ...

(kicks Menace in tha ass on tha way out tha door)



Trick ass bitch ... know who tha fukk you talkin to, faggit
or git ya muthafukkin moneys worth ...

lol nice shit i like da little story line you got goin if Menace don't answer back to this then he needs to quit cuz this some funny shit you got here lmao

rofl..

i woulf say the flow isn't too good, i guess the converastions in between kinda threw me off when i was reading it but the verses were funny as hell...and im pretty sure there will be some kind of retailiation...oh well right good shit

lets hear the other side of the story.

Aight drop.
definately effective as a diss.

lol ouch thats funny stuff dude haha

bzzt

^^ Sorry nigga but nobody gives a fuck bout this anymore bitch...

And if your tryin to get my attention..

Battle Me..Give me a rematch...

^^^ he said it...

but thats some funny shit dude... made me laughed out loud a few times

good shit

p.s. i think u should have some sort of answer back to this menace!

yeah this was funny ghost u aint right for uppin diz lmao

menace, what it feel like to jus be a hoe? ... ponk, faggot bitch ass fuck ass faggot....fuck you AND ya faggot ass daddy you fuckin fake ass fraud fuckin FAGGOT...how you let a big dick nigga do you like that?

Haha dude's got Tourette's or something.

lmao

He's a lost cause...

tssss..you funny as hell girl

lol this shit was dope, homie...
the whole concept was creative and original as fuck,
as far as raw lyrical skill, the shit was lacking a lil
bit, in terms of humerous and humiliating lines, which
Ultimately wins real life battles. but nonetheless, for
Some text shit, it was on point, and definitely had some
Sting to it, not that I know everything, but in MY opinion,
WITTY lines ultimately win a battle, you should try to focus
On that, and then you'd run through faggots, stick with it...