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Best Text Battle On The Net Right NOW!!!!

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:34 am
by K KiLLaH
This Battle Is Taking Place On IB Right Now But After Me And Deth Are Coming To This Board To Wreak Havoc Stay Tuned Every Bar Is A Banger. Were Going 2 Round Unlimited Bars Flips Are Allowed And Promoted K-DS-DS-K And Dump As Much FeedBack As Possible Heres Round 1 Completed


K KiLLaH vs DethStryQue aka Supreme Round 1


K KiLLaH

FIX YA FACE OR ILL DRAW GUNS LIKE FUCK A PICASSO/
Deth Bad to the BONE? Youll git buried tuh FOSSIL/
A Nerd from the burbs tryna merge wit an ock flow?/
Bitch You Couldn't THUGLIFE RESURRECTED wit PAC's SOUL!!/
Catch Preme like a Camera/ Snap n Go Hostile
Script Keys Like Ya Janitor den Str8 Up Mop Foes/
Dump Jabs Thru Ya Face Left Hooks to ya Nostrils/
RIGHT CROSSES ATCHA NECK LIKE DA HOLY APOSTLES!!
You Got Thrown on da ROASTA you aint HOTT THO/
N ya whole crew SUCKS like you SMUT WIT DA BLOCK HOES/
You n ya MENAPAUSE(men'll) when I hitchu wit Glock flow/
Like PUSSY ya TIMES UP DETHSTRUCK n ya CLOCKZ FROZE/
Battle me is You Brainless? Its KiLLaH I'm Dangerous/
N I'll Rip SUPREME BEEF With My Teeth Like Da ANGUS/
Cuz I don't give a fuck!! I hit pussies up aimless/
When Its CLIPS MEET BITCH ya WHOLE CLIQUE IS TAPANGAS/
Mofukka ask trick im not one you can hang with/
N my chick named nina both ya fists couldn't bang with/
Talking bout a DETHSTRYQUE shit YA NAMED DA ARRANGEMENT/
Watch me DETHSTRYQUE DETH TILL THE REAPER GITS VANQUISHED/
For Beef Both of My Fangz Drip Im Ready To Maul Bluffs/
For Poppin Outcha Chest Talking Big witcha Bra Stuffed/
Yeah You Used To Fuck Ya Chick When Her Vaginal Wallz Touched/
Then She Got wit BIG KiLLaH now We Calling you SMALL STUFF/
Yup Fuck ya Hardest homo ya garbage/
SELL HEAD LIKE YA MOMMA PUTCHA DOME ON DA MARKET/
You aint nuttin but a bitch to the savage n heartless/
ARMAGEDDON for this MORTAL for with KOMBAT'n with ARGUS!!/
Nigga,I'll flow DOPE like I hitcha wit NEEDLES/
Herb you couldn't ROCKDOPE doing HITs WIT DA BEATLES/
Stop Stepping Outta Place Bitch Get Back In Da Fetal/
Or Get Trapped Behind Bars Like Talking Smack Was Illegal/
I 'm known power n diesal ya Feibal n Frail/
KiLLaHs Verse ya ASS RAPE like Speaking uh Jail/
My DUMB BARS/DUNBARS hit HEAVY till ya Sleeping wit SCAILS/SCALES!!(fishes)
You Musta had a SCREW LOOSE Vexing Me ta get NAILED!!
The Board i let this dude choose ta BEAT HIM IN LIKE A TRAIL!!/
Ta Hell i'll Keep this Dude Doomed SPEED HIM IN LIKE DALE!!(earnhardt)
They gon Have to Make a Box To Keep Him In Like da Mail/
Watch cuz its bout to get ugly like SUPREME was unveiled!!/



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhIg7ZOnimI[/youtube]


(verse kicks in after 40 seconds)

STRYQUE wouldnt ROCK MIKE if he Slept wit his Children!!/
So My verse'll Stryque Deth Like it leapt off a Building/
Keep talking like JEW(you) crazy get BURNT WIT DA MILLIONS/
WIPE YOUT OUT LIKE JAMESTOWN N THE REST OF THE PILGRIMS/1607
Cuz I Don't Beat Opponents I just War em n KiLLz Em/
DETHSTRYQUEZ GUARANTEED My PUNCHES FOREMAN GRILLED EM!!/
Kept It Up For To Long Let The Boredom Build in/
LINKIN in ya NUMB puns son no 1 FEELZ EM!!/
So it all spillzin and ya washed away/
Now they forgotabout Deth like Doctor DRE!!/
Gotza Long Nosed Shotty Let It Pop n Spray!!/
Hit SUPREME wit DETHSTRYQUES From a Block Away!!/
You Besta Stop n Pray or ill STOP YA PLAY/
N Have DAT FAT BITCH SINGING ON DA OPERAH STAGE!!/
Ta tell da Truth Dawg You Could Never Rock wit K/
Pitching "R" "O" "C" on da Block wit Jay!!
K's sickest wit lines as Im twisting ya mind/
Call ya babies mom a bird n then flip you da sign/
Leave DETH with a pants fulla piss when I rhyme/
PAUSE!! I'll let this CHUMPCHANGE like Nickels n Dymes!!/
Cuz Beating me's a dream though and even SUPREME knows/
All he does is pitch crapz like da backz of casinos/
Im Down ta Clash Words watch This Faggot Get SteamRolled
Preme You Couldnt Smash Hitz wit a BAT FROM BAMBINO/(babe ruth)



Pause 1:42-1:48

resume 148

It Isn't Complex Who Really Want What Next/
I got Deth SCARED TA GET SCHOOLED LIKE BOMBTHREATS/
My Dropp Verse FUCKED UP YA EARTH LIKE BOMB JETS/
IN My FLIP VERSE I'll FUKKUP YA VERSE LIKE WRONG CLEFS!!/
Whose On Deck? MothaFucka Im ON TOP!!/
Like JOE BUDDEN MUZICK Or ya CHICK UP ON MY COCK!!/
Shooting like MIMS fourfifth ya on da spot/
Aim da HEATER open FIRE Nigga DIS IS WHY I'M HOTT!!/
Get da Picture or Not? Ya Nothing ta Me/
Im CUM'n atcha like NUTTn For Me/
Like Whose Fucking wit me? except SLUTS n da CLAM is FUH FREE/
Producing every LOOSE BRANCH up on ya FAMILY TREE!!/
STRYQUE my bladez INVADE DETH like the damn MARINES/
N Have You SHAKING like TURRETS QUIP'D WITH TAMBOURINES!!
I'll Outman a SUPREME/wack amatuer Queen/
TYPING I FINGER FUCK PUSSIES like HANDZ IN YA JEANS!!!!!/ BITCH!!





DethStryque aka Supreme

Kid listen! YOU COULDN'T HAVE AN OCK FLOW if you were SQUIDS SPITTIN!!
This trick's trippin? Git did in quick n crispened by fist fission!
Demolition of ya wimp limp men so fast ya wig's flippin!
Script scriptin like gripped clips when you try tuh tangle git split n mangled
Yo girl gimme CRAZY BRAIN! She's my MIND FREAK like CRIS ANGEL
Leave you hog tied,wrist n ankle if we wrangle then hearse you B!
PARIS HILTON will be WORKIN HERCULES BEFORE YOU'RE SERVIN ME!!
Verse with me? Git murdered B!! My evil nouns uh eat you clown!!
YOU WENT BACKWARDS!! UR WAKK VERSE IS WAKKER THAN THE LAST TWO TIMES I BEATCHA DOWN!!
I'll dam ya flow! Neptune shipwreck goons n blam ya skull!!
SCREW PICASSO!!My Tek n spits dents ya neck n ribs like Impressioned fists from Van Gogh!!
And yo... my couplettes rip gullets like slugs from two millis blazin
You want a third beatdown? GUESS YOU'RE A GLUTTON FOR PUBLIC HUMILIATION!!
So fuck it I'll boot dude's face in! Nuke erase him! I'm sick of his crap!
Beat him last time so bad HE CHANGED HIS NAME TUH FINISHUH.THIS TIME HE'LL JUST QUIT RAP!!
Quips flip flap til this kid's cap n ribs crack! Then blaze ya trife words with grim hymns
Tuh finish FINISHUH with FINISH//FINNISH HOLDS N BLOWS like CAGE FIGHTERS FROM FINLAND!!
Witcha DR. SUESS rhymes like GAY WRITERS FROM BRITAIN minus the elegance,fool!
I pack 500 HATS tuh bone SEVEN LADY GODIVAS...you chillin with men in MCELLIGOT'S POOL!!
Plus stomp on comp like elephants do! n sped slang words like lead head bangers
You raw son? I DRAW BLOOD like PHLEBOTOMISTS who got a gift for SKETCHIN RED GANGSTERS!!


You'll RELIVE THIS BEATDOWN like TEMPORAL LOOPS! My RAPS PACK WHATCHA LACK like MINERAL JUICE
I'LL SNATCH YA LIMELIGHT// LIME LITE like I SNUCK OFF WITH YOUR DIET EMERALD FRUITS!!
Then send subliminal cues to my criminal troops tuh loot ya group with flurried bombs
N steamroll fat weak ole Gambino with the BAT OF BARRY BONDS!!
Stay very calm or git harried, stomped! My raw spit's savage n hater proof!
YOU'D BE BETTER OFF TOSSED IN A CLOSET MOSH PIT FOR RABID SABERTOOTHS!!
My ravage ballads tasered you with phrased verbs brewed tuh razor you!
Where Deth's Teks metcha back n knot? THAT'S THE SPOT THE CRATER GREW!!
I'll ROLL ON YOU like SKATERS DO n flay herbs who talkin ish
I'm hockin spit tuh pop ya kid n PLANT YOU like a BOTANIST!!
Concoct a script like MY MIC'S PREGNANT...BECAUSE I'M DROPPIN KIDS!!
Of course you're through when I torture you n fork this dork like borscht that's stewed!
YOU THOUGHTCHA WON TIL THE VOTERS TOLDJA "NAAYYY!!" LIKE HORSES DO!!
So throw ya jabs n hooks at my face cuz I'm the champ of this barnyard!!
I'll DODGE YA PUNCHES with FLOYD MAYWEATHER'S SHOULDER ROLL...n clamp on a armbar!!



Shellack n clap ya like a gatlin gat bruh when I'm rappin atcha
Your rhymin DOES leave my "pants full of piss"...cuz BITCH!! I'M LAFFIN ATCHA!!
Keep yappin crap bruh n git Swiss cheesed by slick frees! Eff whatcha paltry ire brings!
I'LL SNEAK HEAT TO YOUR CHEEK N BRING FIRE WHILE YOU SLEEP LIKE FAULTY WIRING!!
I'm like a Mausberg mobster or boss! Killah's fam n clan fears tuh be near him!
Don't be on the street or SHELLS START CLAPPIN like LOBSTER APPLAUSE or CLAMS CHEERIN!!

You do me kid? That's dubious! My groovy scripts are grooviest!
You'll shout;"RUH-OH!!" like SCOOBY DID as I PUNCH YOU OFF MT. FUJI'S CLIFFS!!
While you floosie chick gimme booty quick n duly licks my moolie prick
Ya stoolie clikc gits "DUMPED ON" til you flookie kids look "DOOKIE DIPPED"!!!
Battle me and THAT'S YO ASS...like GLUTEUS NUDIE PIX!!
Your catoony spit gits cruelly hit by CRAZY PUNCHES like LOONY FISTS!!!
I'll spit STUPID FIRE ATCHA like VESUVIUS at its LOOPIEST
Then LEAVE YA CHEST SAGGIN like KEVIN ROONEY'S TITS at their GLOOMY MOODIEST!!
N SCREW YOU DEAD like CHUCKY'S WIFE POSSESSED the KOOKIEST GROUPIE CHIX!!
Try to school me n git rudely ripped! I'll BLAST ON YOU like TOOKIE'S CRIPS!!
KILLAH...all your ROOKIE SPIT uh git ate up like COOKIE CRISPS

You shook me? Lookie kid! Ain/t no no-show,I'll stomp that rumor!
The TRUTH IS I'd uh BOMBED YOU SOONER but I GAVE YA MOMZ HER NOONER!!

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:49 pm
by ugly
not even close to a great battle, i read the first two verse n i got bored cuz they just kept threatning each other, Im not holding my nutts or gasping to either verses.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:15 am
by K KiLLaH
Why Dont You Show Me How A Real Battle is Suppose To Go Down Then We Don't Have To Go Unlimited Thats Not Even My Deal Set Whatever Line Limit You Want As Long As I Get Two Rounds I Dun Give Fuck. Yeah Im Tight You Got a Reaction Bitch ya "Constructive Cticism" Is Str8 Up Hate And I Got Enough Time Ta Get Ignorant Thru The NET n Squash a Hater Like If Im That Garage I Don't See Why You Wouldn't Wanna Easy Victory You Never Battled On This Site N Neither Have I Let The Showcasing Begin

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:52 am
by GrimBlaze
Why A Capital On Every Word????

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:30 am
by The Gonz
I see nothing spectacular in here, nor remotely intriguing enough to sport the claim "Best Text Battle". But kudos for being your own hype man. You have more exclamations at the end of your lines than you do punches.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:33 am
by talentone
yeah this was shitty

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:25 am
by talentone
i know i already said it, but i just read SOME of it..and its still shit.

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:36 pm
by Cosmic Dust
I'll render you helpless and hopeless, verbal hammers to the head make it tough to focus, ripping through your nervous system, with sound waves leaving you in fits when you listen, causing ruptures in your spinal cords, as vital nerves are sliced by demonic swords, in serpentine shapes extending from my tongue, assaulting pressure points keeping you stunned, as I breathe poison into your lungs, converting sentences into verses while co-ordinating your pain, hospitalised with IVs in your veins placed poorly by bad nurses while I execute words like saddam Hussein.

That'd kill all your verses with one swift blow.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:54 pm
by repteelay
was ok..i have seen much better in a day to day battle.
vote = garbo in comparison to the best.

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:55 pm
by repteelay
repteelay wrote:was ok..i have seen much better in a day to day battle.
vote = garbo in comparison to the best.
just long

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:05 pm
by talentone
yeah this was crappy

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:42 am
by precise
lmao...

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:09 pm
by K KiLLaH
ok then ive come to terms that u guys are gonna keep tryna shit on me but everyone besides cosmic dust with that wack ass verse what do you suggest i change to get better? like i post for feedback not shit talking

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:32 am
by ugly
dude i cannot take back my rating or critisism. This battle was just so off the top, maybe i can rate it differently if it was on audio. But on text you have to go harder than this

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:57 am
by 2_Much
this shits hot for real for a battle...

battles really arent my style, im more for ride'n 'a beat...

shits tight though, stay up...