..:::QUIX & HAZARD vs MAGICMARK & ARVINCIBLE :::.. (

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..:::QUIX & HAZARD vs MAGICMARK & ARVINCIBLE :::.. (

Post by Arvincible »

this should be the battle of the month..

HOUSE RULES. NO VOTES FROM KEVORKIAN

5 to 6 barz each emcee
cats:

Flow
Punches
Multies
Complexity
Personals
Closer
Enjoyment

any problems with these ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



Overall:


^^THATS ur cats u posted in the other battle..

DUE 72 HOURS AFTER ALL CHECK INS

THIS IS MY CHECK.
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Mark...work your magic...

Q like "this bastard aint even" and when you look ya just have ta believe him
but shit it's nice of him ta team with someone weak.. cuz now "he's got 3 hazards to deal with"

They plannin' big things we'll leave their fate ruined, we write n' just grate through em'
Caught his recent beef's and its obvious Haz struggling with KO.. Arv? how bout we just give it stragiht to em!!!

me and arv take gold, and haz and quix's/silver like he a fan of skaters hoodies
ya great is good g, didnt know ill bitch a lesbian, but when she battled haz, she ate a pussy

we twice as dope as these kid's be, we just rippin' writs, g, killed wit' fists, see..
cause its nothing for mark n' arv to skip infront of Q's lines.. like disabled kids at disney!!

both spoke in gay tones, they got that rocky flow.. both bro's'll sway homes..
ask anyone in the tournery it was obvious"haz aint takin; the quart- -er" like a "broken pay phone"


Ahem....uhhh

Fuck this kid, its time to put an end to "quicks".... similar to "trippin-glass-legs"
I let the trigga-blast-lead, n prove that "quicksuck" similar to bitches givin-'fast-head'!!
The flow'll leave ya ass-red, I saw his scripts and knew its trash-he-wrote...
Cuz whenever dude spits i hear people sayin "Q-Wack!!" like "Daffy-spoke"!!
Get 'clowned dirty' like 'nasty-jokes'... n Haz likes bombs cuz its inside-his-blood-to...
Cuz first u wanted Cee4 to give you a hug, n now u hopin Dyna"might"-just-touch-u!!
so fuck u, both considered the bitches in the battlegrounds...ya'll got no respect-in-text,
The spits leave ya rectum-wrecked, cuz Im quick ta drop "H-Q" similar to how Rell left-his-ex!
like BOXERS u always close ta dudes-dicks!! this Paki"STAN"?? im slaugherin-his-music,
cuz he always offerin-his-2-LIPS, See Haz get "wet over Buddin" like "waterin-the-tulips"!!!



expos:
mark's

'Quicksilver' is a skateboard clothing brand
quarter...of the audio tourney, haz lost in the quarter finals..


Arv's
H.Q/haz and quix
Haz gets wet over "buddin"/ Budden
everything else should make sense
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Yoh, Someone Center HAZZ'S verse for Me, i'm not sure how to!







Hazzard = First
Quix = Second



[align=center]Wow ...


Once The Nickel Flames..Magic'll Be 'Travelin' Like He Got Bad Dribble Game...You Don't Really Wanna Fiddle Mayne...
Farizzle LAME!.. When Did Arin Carter Become Such a Fan Of LITTLE WAYNE?!?!

This Lames Shit..He'll Get Wet Up N Stretchd Like a Dames Clit...You a Champ? Nah Fuck ya Claims Prick!
'Scott Hauled Ya Ass' Like Raiza Amoans NAME FLIP!..

I'll Burn Ya Mate.. And Turn Ya Fate..Ya Bars Hold Tina Turna Weight.. ILLY Chewed Your Ass Up Learn Ya Ate
So When I Call You 'Son Of a Bitch' It Aint a TERM FA HATE!!!!!....


Arv You Aint Raw U Far From Coke.. Runnin Around Like a Little Net Star Ya Joke!...I Spit Flames Causin Barz Ta Smoke
With out Buyin Produce I Could 'Get AR TA CHOKE!..


Better Then Arv? Sure Am...Doods a Hole In Skin He's a Pore Man..And Quick Ta Give It Up Like Whores Fam...
Arv just Aint Leave The Crew Theres MORE..DAMN! He Couldnt 'Keep Up With SAW' Like a Bored Fan...


You Get No Hona..Mouse..Talkin About Vets U Needa Calm Ya Mouth,Cus U Shutup When Rell 'Throws Ya A Round' Like Drinks ON DA HOUSE!!
That Rhyme He Jotted ^ Has Edible Use...So i'll Have 'R V-8' Like Drinkin My Familys Vegtible Juice!!!.. [/align]


- Marks a blonde dood Who likes Wayne..
- Raiza Amoan ='s Scott Haul..
- ill Bitch K.od Mark..
- S.A.W. ( Arvs old crew).






Now itz yah Boy, Q

Beating Haz n Quix?
Thats a BROKEN LIERZ WISH! cuz yoh, ARV on 'So much Dick' watch TROJAN HIGHER-VINCE
i'm not JOKING RETIRE KIDZ! cuz dah only 'ARR-on dah Streets' are HOMELESS PIRATES///

ya'll getting MAGNGLED, WE'RE FLYER! 'll Severe Marks' Limbs n watch them DANGLE IN FIRE!
every which ANGLE, SOME HIGHER! Arv is Trash! So i'll Just 'Finish Magic' like CHRIS ANGEL RETIRED///

so your a Poetry AUTHOR, THIS NOT A POEM! Magic a HUGE fag, thats your FATHERS PROBLEM HOMEZ!
so you two 'Created a diss' BUT, NO ONE 'Saying your ILL' like DOCTORS ON THE PHONE!////

we only hear..Mark's Dope when ASKING LAMEZ, wid this MASK N BLADE i'll SLASH HIS FACE
get a CASKET MADE! cuz BOTH your 'Lines don't Connect' like PASSING LANES/////

Ya'll Nothing, we Fuckin MELT AND DROP FOOLS WELT AND STOP GOONZ cuz we can TELL YOU'LL FLOP SOON! then our 'Bladez will damage' yah and have 'A.M Vanish' like TWELVE O-CLOCK NOON


DOCTORS on the phone = Doctors won't give results over the phone, they make you come in to there office.
Passing lanes = On the street...the broken lines on the street indicate passing lanes.
A.M = (A)rv n (M)ark





Quix n Hazz 09'





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Mark And Arv - u Guys Flowed Together Pretty Nice, Threw Some Good Punches And Some Soft Ones, Multis Were There, But as Far as The Killer Punches Go i Didn't See Any That Brought Out an 'Ooh' Or 'Ahh' in My Mind.

Best Bars:

Q like "this bastard aint even" and when you look ya just have ta believe him
but shit it's nice of him ta team with someone weak.. cuz now "he's got 3 hazards to deal with"

me and arv take gold, and haz and quix's/silver like he a fan of skaters hoodies
ya great is good g, didnt know ill bitch a lesbian, but when she battled haz, she ate a pussy

^^2nd Line Was Dope, Wasn't Really Feeling The Quicksilver Wordplay There. When u Make a Wordplay, u Need To Make The Connection Between The Two Elements, Saying 'And Haz And Quicksilver LIKE He's a Fan Of Skate Hoodies' Tells Us What u Mean, But Nowhere in 1st Half Of The Line Did u Provide an Example To How He Was a Fan Of Quicksilver. Still it Was a Good Wordplay But The Punch Didn't Connect Because Of What i Mentioned.

Get 'clowned dirty' like 'nasty-jokes'... n Haz likes bombs cuz its inside-his-blood-to...
Cuz first u wanted Cee4 to give you a hug, n now u hopin Dyna"might"-just-touch-u!!

Quix And Haz - Haz Had a Really Strong Verse in This, Probably The Best Battle Verse ive Seen From Him. Lines Were a Little Stretched But His Scale Of Multis And inners Helped The Flow Out. Some Punches Didn't Really Connect, Wasn't Feeling The Arron Carter One, And it's Razor RAMON! Lol. Quix ur 1st Two Bars Seemed Pretty Forced To Me, Like Homeless Pirates? u Never Hear About Homeless Pirates, So it Looked Like u Were Just Making Up a Term To Make The Punch. Middle Bar Was Ok, Last Two Hit The Hardest.

Best Bars:

Once The Nickel Flames..Magic'll Be 'Travelin' Like He Got Bad Dribble Game...You Don't Really Wanna Fiddle Mayne...

This Lames Shit..He'll Get Wet Up N Stretchd Like a Dames Clit...You a Champ? Nah Fuck ya Claims Prick!
'Scott Hauled Ya Ass' Like Raiza Amoans NAME FLIP!..[/align]

I'll Burn Ya Mate.. And Turn Ya Fate..Ya Bars Hold Tina Turna Weight.. ILLY Chewed Your Ass Up Learn Ya Ate
So When I Call You 'Son Of a Bitch' It Aint a TERM FA HATE!!!!!....

Arv You Aint Raw U Far From Coke.. Runnin Around Like a Little Net Star Ya Joke!...I Spit Flames Causin Barz Ta Smoke
With out Buyin Produce I Could 'Get AR TA CHOKE!..

we only hear..Mark's Dope when ASKING LAMEZ, wid this MASK N BLADE i'll SLASH HIS FACE
get a CASKET MADE! cuz BOTH your 'Lines don't Connect' like PASSING LANES/////

Ya'll Nothing, we Fuckin MELT AND DROP FOOLS WELT AND STOP GOONZ cuz we can TELL YOU'LL FLOP SOON! then our 'Bladez will damage' yah and have 'A.M Vanish' like TWELVE O-CLOCK NOON

Flow - Haz & Quix (Close).
Punches - Haz & Quix.
Multies - Tied.
Complexity - Haz & Quix (Fairly Close).
Personals - Mark & Arv.
Closer - Haz & Quix.
Enjoyment - Haz & Quix.

Vote - Haz & Quix.

i Think, Due To The Scale Of Haz And Quix' Punches, i Enjoyed Their Verse a Lot More. Complexity Was The Closest Cat, Both Parties Came With Good Creativity, But Some Was Presented Better. Good Battle.
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1-0 FOH DAH BEASTS!!
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

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Vote people!
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

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HARD ONE TO JUDGE


Mark
Flow - 7
Punches - 8
Multies - 6
Complexity - 7
Personals - 8
Closer - 5
Enjoyment - 8
Overall - 49/70

Arv
Flow - 8 …..(15 overall)
Punches - 6 ……(14/20)
Multies - 8 ……..(14/20)
Complexity - 7 ….(14/20)
Personals - 6 ……(14/20)
Closer - 6 ……….(11/20)
Enjoyment - 7 ……(15/20)
Overall - 48/70

Haz
Flow - 7
Punches - 8
Multies - 7
Complexity - 7
Personals - 8
Closer - 8
Enjoyment - 8
Overall - 53/70


Quix
Flow - 8.…(15/20)
Punches - 7.…(15/20)
Multies - 7.…..(14/20)
Complexity - 7.…(14/20)
Personals - 0.…(8/20)
Closer - 9.…(17/20)
Enjoyment - 7...(15/20)
Overall 45/70

Flow - Tie
Punches - Haz/Quix
Multies - Tie
Complexity - Tie
Personals - Arv/Mark
Closer - Haz/Quix
Enjoyment - Tie

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Ahem .. uppin ..
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Post by east renegade »

opener: q and hazz
Flow:q and hazzard
Punches: q and haz
Multies: both
Complexity: arv and mark
Personals: arv and mark
Closer: q and hazz
metas/wordplay: arv and mark
Enjoyment: q and hazz

overall vote: q and hazz, this was a gd battle, pretty close in my opinion with punches,complexity and flow, but q and hazz had more solid punches and flowed better to me as i read it, i also enjoyed it a lil more laughin like with q's lil wayne line
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your vote won't count....2-0 Q n Hazz
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Well i Dont Know .. Cause They Switched Rules Around ...
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Do Ya Job Close This .. It should Of Been a K.O. If you Read The New Rules ..
Plus It's Way Beyond 2 Weeks ..
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haha!!! TKO?? sounds good!!
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Haz why dont u close it u a mod in here
The Eagerness Is Putrid My Fluids Acid Leaves You Vexed Like Black Holes
Your Inept To Correct Stretched Like Fat Folds Perplexed Like Castro
I'm So Tenacious With Rhymes Sensatious So Patient With Lines
While You Fill Your Writtens With Filler And So Stay Vacant In Mind
I'm Amiable But Too Your Haters I Appease Your Arcane Admissions
Dark Games No Vision Your Avarice Lead To Scarred Shamed Partitions
So Callous In His Candor You Have To Coerce For Neglect
For Worse Or For Best I'm Confidant With A Verse Of Respect

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