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Christmas time ..
Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:40 pm
by TreTru
about christmas just pickup the story where the last person left off...
don't need to be so serious all the time..
santa's in his sled it's christmas eve he's getting ready
then off to houses in his bag a crowbar and Machede?
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:20 am
by - Mutual -
he breaks into the window lookin fo the gifts n points
all he gets is cookies thank god he brought his joints
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:46 am
by daTruth
Creepin round, he tried ta be quiet as a mouse
but da kids upstairs heard his fat ass movin round da house
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:47 am
by - Mutual -
he knocks off a vase all the books off the shelf
kids start moving he shouts ahh fuck to himself
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:51 am
by daTruth
he says ah shit dese lil niggas cant see me
so he starts ta pull out his crowbar and machede
Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:58 am
by - Mutual -
knicks all kinda shit from PS3's To Bra's
then shout fuck u rudolph i'm leavin in one of these Car's
Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:53 pm
by TreTru
he jumps in his car and checked for his gat cause he keeps it
"close by his hip"
then pulls on the street, drives opens his door and he
"ghost rides his whip"
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:08 am
by - Mutual -
straight into a cop car an now to rudolph he runnin
police trailin him he gettin away but cops comin gunnin
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:48 am
by TreTru
shots are fired santa's almost hit..
he tries to clap back bullets Jammed in the clip..
one wizzes by hits his cap off his melon..
so he runs his drunk ass into seven eleven..
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:14 am
by Chernobyl
Hey Look it's Tru the Dude Who's a Mall Santa Clause goin thru Meth Withdrawls
Your a bitch with Balls goin thru Metapause strait gettin Murder
Stick to wishen you didnt have to wash dishes after flippen Burgers
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:37 am
by - Mutual -
man why the fuck r u dissin u back i know that u miss us
i'll punch-ya-in-da-face
a-hunch-in-ma-case
a bomb is what santa 'll get u for christmas
that way u can really blow up
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 5:46 am
by TreTru
chernobyl's got SAN-TA-PISSED, bout to load his ba NA-NA-clip..
you just made the SHIT-LIST when he finds you ya DEAD-BITCH
best put down ya HEAD-BITCH ,cause santa's COM-IN-DAWG
and fuk you WISH-LIST you aint gettin that BAR-BIE-DOLL
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:18 pm
by Jesodist
Implant a bomb that will detonate as soon as santa enters your
'home'
you been mean this year so that will be the sad
'outcome'
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:48 am
by TreTru
Santa will bring it PRO-PER, STOP-YA, machede CHOP-YA.
then get his bitch to spin on my dick like a heliCOP-TER
even chernobyls MOM-MA WAN-NA suck santa's iGUA-NA
but he's gotta GO, SO he leaves with a FUCK YOU and a HO-HO-HO
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:57 am
by - Mutual -
then he gets the FUCK back on story cus this just for laughs
so why people have to be dissin relax sitback attack the giraffes