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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:25 am
by 32neilz
Why did the black man cross the road? Because there were 2 white women walking towards him and he didn't feel like being accused of anything.
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:26 am
by 32neilz
Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter.""Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family.""They died together, the perfect couple till the end."Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.Kind of makes me immortal.
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:27 am
by 32neilz
Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:18 am
by Defiance
So this guy walks up to this other guy, and asks him if he wants to go a party, he says theres gonna be alot of fucking, fighting, and drinking
the other guy asks him whose going to be there?
to this the guy replies
JUST YOU AND ME
Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:02 am
by 32neilz
Imagine how angry the loch ness monster must feel about losing his place as the biggest myth in the sea?
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:03 am
by 32neilz
Women, we don't want to put ourselves in your shoes,We want to put our hands in your knickers.
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:04 am
by 32neilz
Bartender, I'll have a bin laden.What's that?Two shots and a splash of water.
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:04 am
by 32neilz
10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:05 am
by 32neilz
President Bush tried and failed.President Clinton tried and failed.President Obama tried and succeeded.The moral of this is...If you want someone dead, hire a black man.
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:06 am
by 32neilz
I saw my brothers mate yesterday.I said "You really shouldn't be doing that... you're brothers."
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:07 am
by 32neilz
What have Osama bin Laden and Maddie got in common?Both had their back door smashed in before being dumped at the bottom of the ocean.
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 2:39 am
by Audible Thought
What's the useless skin around a pussy called?
A woman
Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 10:13 am
by Joe Saint
How do you starve a balck man
You put his food stamps in his working boots
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:06 pm
by Omnie
I was down at the bar last night when a dwarf walked in.
I shouted, "Hey, short shit, where are the other six?"
He said, "Fuck off, I hate cunts like you."
He must have been Grumpy.
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Re: Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:08 pm
by Omnie
Dwarfism is a big problem... Wait, no it isn't.
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