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^^^good shit

was it all a dream? oceanic flight 815
sleep in my seat, felt the bump, heard the screams
is it a gremlin on the wings? lil oxygen mask things
dropped in front of my face, nigga please
im straight, looking for parachutes, how can i escape?
stewardess bitch yelling get the fuck out they way
pilot on the loudspeaker saying remain in your place
its best to play it safe, stay tuned for updates
waited 5 seconds
a engine fell off, hope is lost, imma die in flaming wreckage
where the fuck is sully sullenberg? fuck him, wheres the x-men?
everybody panicking, my heart is beating out my chest when
went in to a tailspin, descent accelerated
looked over, saw like 5 dudes crying, masturbating
this is it, im atheist so aint no use in praying
last words before the impact was "i love sanaa lathan!"

NT=the circus
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I passed the circus last night
Ever seen a Bear ride a bike?
Ever seen a Giraffe, fight in new Nikes?
Ever seen a Lion, lying for his rights?
Ever seen a tightrope walker get depressed and falter?
Come on down to 'Definit 'n' Crews' famous circus
From the dramatic anorexic bearded lady,
to the crazy magic acts!
Fact is it's free to get in,
but cost you your soul when leavin!
View the contortionist demon,
View the high diving knife thrower,
the frightening laughing clowns
Ferris wheel and freak shows with fleas
Shake the hand of a trapeze artist
with a communicable disease!
The thing is it wont be open later.
So sell out now and ring the Ringmaster.


Topic: George W. Bush

^^^ : ) Have at it !! :P
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Good evening it is Mr. President
no pictures that'll injure pleasentness
let me leave, let me see pressure present with
bombings, and overflowing of New Orleans
I don't care how you gonna view your dreams
I'ma step down and leave a mess for Barack
while the world wars with infectious loss
then I can chew thru the parliament, dentures off
ahhhhhh I'm afraid to see a brighter future
so I'ma ruin it all just cuz I'ma loser....

I don't know? LoL!!!!

hmmmmm......Sitting at a Opera....ooooooo!
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this cushion makes my ass hurt and now im bored to death,
wats worse than people screamin, until im sort of deaf,
now the guy behind me farted and i'm forced to be polite,
forced to dress up nice, lucky me.. i'm so fortunate in life..
an hour feels like days..this is going for a week,
the boredom's overwhelming so i slowly fall asleep,
im awakened by an elbow, i hate connected seats,
i'm afraid to let it be.. it's like Satan's recipe



waiting in line at the theater for a movie that just came out
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She came thru I was in my button up
wantin' to see Megan Fox but what the fucK?
this chick ask'd me if she could cut up front
I was like...that easy huh? well what the fuck
I let her friends go forth I'm just stun'd by thus
her n 4 dudes, 5 chicks, n kid start runnin' up
I grin, shake my head n just brushed her butt
she turn'd round smiled and I was like Timbo
I but the beat to her tract's so nice, so nimble
I nibble, bite that ear like I'm tryna Mike's fiddle
wait...what? I don't know I'm sorta drunk n....
I'm just thinkin' bout fuckin' while you love it
but I come too after my boy starts to say somethin'
Hey Shallow Hal the movie startin' so I dusted
.....but I like fat girls with pretzels and soda
so I said wrap that bread round me, suck the tip oohhhhh yaaaaaa

*pfffftt* hahahhahahah

-- Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:30 pm --

oh n next topic will be....

Fluffy Things & Feathers

ahahahhaha
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I don't like fluffy things, but I write rhymes with feather tips
Well, I like fluffy things when they conceal a set a tits
Get a grip
when I'm spittin' a verse, your head'll spin
Settle in
while I bend the words like pretzels twist
Don't meddle in my business
which has been givin' from Egyptians
and is completely nonfiction
Study the physics
which my flow demonstrates
while truth emanates
from aircrafts that levitate

Next topic is America
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What I symbolize is such a embarrassment
call it my heritage call it a narrative
Native blood mixed with mishaps and carelessness
America named after the very founder
no not Columbus, that's what they say doubter
that's what they say when you test new genes
if the textbooks were right they'd say Vespucci
then they'd tell you Custer didn't have a last stand
he didn't fight people off that's a bad hand
*skip ahead*
now it's present day and now we in a Recession
hopefully Bush could take it as a lesson
the news says we owe China a couple Billion
possibly trillions, hopefully Obama's a chameleon
Change is written on our hearts now stick it out
United we stand, divided we fall, YOU GET IT NOW?
so without givin' out, let's stand up for freedom
the speech I'm speakin', the route that I'm leadin'
the style I'm beseachin', the thoughts I'm leavin'
If I'm wrong may God strike me with doom n potholes
resume debacules, fight the secrets of Illuminado's
goddamn....I went off....

either way next topic is....GHOSTS
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I feel like going more poetic on this topic.

Ghostly visions of mind shall pour hell,
disguised as god with a strapon in jail cells.
Ghostly apparitions, with visible exhalation
perceived the world from another side of fiction.
Thy anticipation, thou solitary in meditation
suffer consequence of purgatory contained in creation
a fantastic notion for the scorned,
to drink no more from bar floors
brimstone and bones, thousands of groans to adore
undertakers speaking grave glories by campfire stories!
An experience experienced well on snowy converted mountain sides
ghostly essence penetrates ladies covered in catamount hide.
Cast aside thy soul in the great continental divide
Widen ones stride, when the afterlife undone collides
"Carry on my wayward son" drift onward with the rising tide

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