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oh and believe me that mother fucker does look like shrek with autism.

PLEXITYYYY
i think u should give kurse 800 points for the podcast cozzzzzzz its his studio and he does all the mixesssss andd coz he makes me laugh and also he adds all the instrumentals soo yeaa 800 points?
andd how about 100 points for DA GUYS picture LMFAO

rep points for kurse...and hurray for my chuck norris jokes. and im sorry for singing chef songs towards the end....wait no i'm not.

yeaa andd rep points for his chuck noris jokes that i never get

lol, its alright. ill find one for all to enjoy!

ty! come up with sum aussie jokes alsoo!!

uhhh...what kind of aussie jokes?

how about this.
A Scottsman, a Chinaman, a Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best.
The Scottsman reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass.
The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag.
The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of their Great Wall.
The Aussie said we're the best, 'cos we got the kangaroo, and that can jump over your great wall, crap on your grass and wipe it's ass with your flag!

lmaoo that was awesome!!
get me some more! haha

ok last one for tonight, ill save them for the podcast.
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. O.K., thank you," said the American. He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, mate - it's a local call".

yeaaa u better have more for the podcast!!!
TEEF

always teef.

Don't worry he will get his rep points. :]

Im just a little busy

ty =D
haha

LOL wow! those jokes were funny...yes yes always teef i think that Viral should patent that everyone seems to want a part of teef