Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:50 pm
LoL YES! i Always Wanted 2 Rap About Hogan Rofl...
This Guy Spent Years Of His Career Easily "Clearin-The-Ring" ..//
And Spent Most Of The Second Half Just "Fearin-The-Sting" ..// (Sting Owned Him)
This Guy's Borin, He Hardly Ever Changes "Appearance-n-Bling" ..//
Face it "Clearly-a-Sin"..Cuz NWO Was a "Fashion-Disaster" ..//
He Had The "Fans-Fits-Of-Laughter" When His "Pants-Ripped-in-Ladders" (Laddered Tights) //
But They Were MEANT To Be Like That? What Kinda "Camp-Bastard-Has-That?" ..//
This Guy's Hairline's Been Behind His Ears "Since-His-30's" ..//
He Met "Vince-And-Then-He".. "Quickly-Emptied" The "Ring-Of-Shit" ..//
And "Picture-This" in 20 Years He's On "Reality-Shows" ..//
"Hogan Knows Best" is Just a "Tragedy-Tho" ..//
Whatchagonnadobrotherrrrrr??????
This Guy Spent Years Of His Career Easily "Clearin-The-Ring" ..//
And Spent Most Of The Second Half Just "Fearin-The-Sting" ..// (Sting Owned Him)
This Guy's Borin, He Hardly Ever Changes "Appearance-n-Bling" ..//
Face it "Clearly-a-Sin"..Cuz NWO Was a "Fashion-Disaster" ..//
He Had The "Fans-Fits-Of-Laughter" When His "Pants-Ripped-in-Ladders" (Laddered Tights) //
But They Were MEANT To Be Like That? What Kinda "Camp-Bastard-Has-That?" ..//
This Guy's Hairline's Been Behind His Ears "Since-His-30's" ..//
He Met "Vince-And-Then-He".. "Quickly-Emptied" The "Ring-Of-Shit" ..//
And "Picture-This" in 20 Years He's On "Reality-Shows" ..//
"Hogan Knows Best" is Just a "Tragedy-Tho" ..//
Whatchagonnadobrotherrrrrr??????
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:53 pm
Lmao Gil The Failure
Edit: with precise!!
Edit: with precise!!
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:51 pm
precise took all his beauty marks out with paint shop pro
he remains hot though like tropical weather, he looks awful
clever in that picture about to come up with a rap scripture
he's not really that much of a sexy beast, but lets be sweet
domino would have him in extcasy, I like him better in flow
a veteran knows, doesn't walk around and step on toes,
ekoms would suck him slow, I'm not gay, I'd still fuck him though
but NOOO, He's like the end of the universe UNtouchable
gil from the simpsons he kinda looks like precise man (they both yellow)
actually tonight he is picking up another white fan
cuz precises night plans involving watching gil man
with his right hand, im sick of rap but ill drop another bar soon
this sick fuck gets off all night to cartoons
he remains hot though like tropical weather, he looks awful
clever in that picture about to come up with a rap scripture
he's not really that much of a sexy beast, but lets be sweet
domino would have him in extcasy, I like him better in flow
a veteran knows, doesn't walk around and step on toes,
ekoms would suck him slow, I'm not gay, I'd still fuck him though
but NOOO, He's like the end of the universe UNtouchable
gil from the simpsons he kinda looks like precise man (they both yellow)
actually tonight he is picking up another white fan
cuz precises night plans involving watching gil man
with his right hand, im sick of rap but ill drop another bar soon
this sick fuck gets off all night to cartoons
my brother
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:58 pm
my brother doing a backflip
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:18 am
LOL u Sneaky Bastard i Didnt Put Precise Up !!
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:03 am
this is what WWE does do impressionable-children//
they dont realize, wrestlers bitch if they get less-then-a-full-million//
what a dumbass, wait correction-he-looks-brilliant//
riskin his neck gettin his brain shook-plus-a-cracked-back//
its clear, im not talkin steve-o when i say he looks-like-a-jackass//
LMAO funny video
they dont realize, wrestlers bitch if they get less-then-a-full-million//
what a dumbass, wait correction-he-looks-brilliant//
riskin his neck gettin his brain shook-plus-a-cracked-back//
its clear, im not talkin steve-o when i say he looks-like-a-jackass//
LMAO funny video
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:58 am
Viral nose rap.
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:55 am
who woulda thought a dick up tha nose would have~this~effect//
If u haven't~have~guessed u can call me a fag~at~his~best//
But Back~2~tha~test, i need metal bars to keep my nose~intact//
So~it's~fact, i kno if u cut ya dick off, u'll neva grow~it~back//
i kno~it's~wack, i mean how tha fuck am i supposed to hold~a~tune//
When my face will always b lookin like a fuckin nose~balloon!!!//
If u haven't~have~guessed u can call me a fag~at~his~best//
But Back~2~tha~test, i need metal bars to keep my nose~intact//
So~it's~fact, i kno if u cut ya dick off, u'll neva grow~it~back//
i kno~it's~wack, i mean how tha fuck am i supposed to hold~a~tune//
When my face will always b lookin like a fuckin nose~balloon!!!//
fat
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:04 am
fat
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:49 am
your a fat bastard, like ur ass is, michael moore or denny hastert,
plenty fat-kids, have sad looks like ^that bitch..and there esteem gets their ass-kicked..
but skinny kids depressed to, aint got many friends that respect duke,
fuck anyone including you, skinny & fat dudes, be it black, white or blue...
everyone has problems, steady revoling, fuck height and weight..
some will solve-em some will just ponder...sit around waste time & wait...
plenty fat-kids, have sad looks like ^that bitch..and there esteem gets their ass-kicked..
but skinny kids depressed to, aint got many friends that respect duke,
fuck anyone including you, skinny & fat dudes, be it black, white or blue...
everyone has problems, steady revoling, fuck height and weight..
some will solve-em some will just ponder...sit around waste time & wait...
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:51 am
the manly man john kerry
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:55 pm
he didn't event the internet like al gore
he was a metaphor
for someone who never led a war
he didn't take steroids like bush
he is a weak man you could push around
he's like the republicans cushon now
someone they are always putting down
he was a metaphor
for someone who never led a war
he didn't take steroids like bush
he is a weak man you could push around
he's like the republicans cushon now
someone they are always putting down
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:41 pm
everyone warned paris hilton about makin that tasteless long song//
pissed off her plastic surgeon, this is her last face lift..gone wrong//
but subsist sees this and gets a chubby, right yo?//
cause we all know he, likes goats//
i know, very-low-right? but i had to mess with stereotypes//
my bad, but this bitch is a scary-hoe-YIKES
pissed off her plastic surgeon, this is her last face lift..gone wrong//
but subsist sees this and gets a chubby, right yo?//
cause we all know he, likes goats//
i know, very-low-right? but i had to mess with stereotypes//
my bad, but this bitch is a scary-hoe-YIKES
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:28 am
^ L0L This Is The Look Of Shame And Pity......Just Nothing But Ridicule,
& I'd Call Her Mom & Dad Asses, So Now Allow Me 2 Diss~The~Mule
Unnattractive, Hideous, Disillusional - Take My Mind 4 A Minute And Pretend Ur Me,
C If This Was New Age Definition Then I'd Disregard The Whole Look Of The Century
Crack Kills, Smokers Look 4 A Cure - Even Therapists R Paging Clients,
Scared Of Ppl Dying, Lookin Just,Like Her ^ - Seekin A New Age Defiant
& I'd Call Her Mom & Dad Asses, So Now Allow Me 2 Diss~The~Mule
Unnattractive, Hideous, Disillusional - Take My Mind 4 A Minute And Pretend Ur Me,
C If This Was New Age Definition Then I'd Disregard The Whole Look Of The Century
Crack Kills, Smokers Look 4 A Cure - Even Therapists R Paging Clients,
Scared Of Ppl Dying, Lookin Just,Like Her ^ - Seekin A New Age Defiant