Dead Silence is grounded, so Hazard's a mod now.

K.O. · Post by **K.O.** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:15 pm

not old enough to smoke
not old enough to drink
not old enough to vote
not old enough to see a womens naked body
and finally not old enough to buy pokemon cards without his parents consent. lol this is funny i know its funny cuz hazard is even having fun....and hes like the dude in high school that was voted most likely to have a no. 2 pencil in his ass. hah

Haz · Post by **Haz** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:34 am

K.o. That Pencil Comment Was Gay As Fuck
You Needa Hop Off My Nuts...

If You Get Grounded At Like 18 Or Howeva Old U R... Lmfao Thats Crazy
Plus i Didnt Know People Still Got Grounded..

MagicMark · Post by **MagicMark** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:21 am

so tell us the legendary grounded story? it better not be like i got caught with my dick in the milkshake maker machine again and mom got pissed lol.ha

^ classic lol..

probably got grounded for bouncin' around on his bed in his onesy pyjamas after 8 pm...

Dead Silence · Post by **Dead Silence** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:44 am

ok here it is

We heat our house with wood so we have to get wood and cut it and shit
One day i was leaving my house and i told my step dad i was going to my girls house like i always do. i never ask because they know thats what i do and they never have a problem with it. He asked if i asked my mom and i said i never do so i didnt see any reason asking. than he started like flippin out. than he said that i needed to be home the next day by noon to cut wood(in which we had enough cut for a couple more days). and i said uhh itll get done when i get it done. so i didnt show up at noon. and about 8 a clock the next day at night i texted my mom and told her i was going into town and ill cut wood the next day before i went to work. than she asked why i wasnt home by noon like my step dad asked and i said because we had enough wood for a lil while so i didnt do it than and there. than she started saying i couldnt go over to my girls house new years eve and i was like uhh yeah im 17 im going do what im asked whenever i wanna do it. but it will get done regardless. and than she just started flippin out and i told her im 17 just let me do me. blah blah. than the next day i set my alarm to get up and cut it. and my step dad was already doing it and i told him that ill do it and i set my alarm to do it. than hes like no you didnt you just heard me thats why you got up and i said uhhh no? how are you going to tell me why i got up go upstairs and look at my alarm and see when i had it set for. than hes like no dont worry bout it but whenever you need a ride somewhere i wont be around.and im like ok thats kool than. than i went up to my room to watch some tv and i texted my mom coz she was at work and said he was being a cock bag about the situation. and than my step day comes up and was like your mom said ur doing the wood and i was like i planned on it. than he started talking bout how hes gonna shut my phone off. which i pay for myself just on their plan and i replied uhhh no? and hes liek watch me. blah blah im cutting wood and he comes out and was like Mom wants to know when we hafta pick u up after work. and i said im going to ashlees (my girlfriend)and hes like no your not ur grounded. and i looked at him and said your kidding me right. i dont think im gonna do that. and hes like yes you are grounded your not going anywhere thats final. and im like so your grounding me for not cutting wood in which i am doing as we speak and he said no its for not showing up yesterday when i told you. and im like i dont think so bud. and hes like ill go up to her house and tell her parents ur not aloud there. and i just looked at him looked around at our garage full of fucking wood. wood just every where our garrage was full of cut and uncut wood and it was just a mess. and i got up and was like . Well looks like you got a mess to clean up and went up to my room called my work asked to come in early than called my girl and told her to come get me to take me to work. and when she came to pick me up my phone was shut off. and when i got home the next day my internet was.

now tell me how redic. that is. 100% bullshit

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:06 am

ur step dads a bitch...lol...beat his ass wit a piece of wood....haha..hes prolly pissed dat he wasnt gettin no pussy from ur mom..LOL...step dads n thinkin they got some fuckin authority...shits sad

Dead Silence · Post by **Dead Silence** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:09 am

lol hes like my dad tho been there since i was 4

- Mutual - · Post by **- Mutual -** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:14 am

well BOON DOCKS mafucka
lol i read that shit
n yeah whopp ya step-dad
ground his ass 6ft deep lol
nah i dunno or can neither give a shit

Haz · Post by **Haz** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:22 am

Fuck a Step Dad,
Except My Mothers Boyfriend is a G
Has a 40 Cal Strapped To One Side N a 4-5 Strapped To The Otha
So I Aint Tryna Hit Him With a Piece of wood lmaoo

K.O. · Post by **K.O.** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:17 pm

everybodys step dad or real pops is a bastard...so in a way we are all bastard rappers. damn Nintendo DS that sucks bout your wood. thats fucked bro. honestly i feel for you...and this is coming from a person who when they were 14 would be gone for days on end partying at colleges and my mom not knowing where the fuck i was but when i came home i never got grounded, its probably cuz i didnt have a bastard step dad pall bunyon al bundy lookin mafucka tellin me to chopp it like its hott 24-7 365. lol

Viral · Post by **Viral** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:02 pm

wen a step dad try n get at u.....chop it like its hooottt..chop it like its hooottt

Omega Bill · Post by **Omega Bill** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:16 pm

Dude, you told your ma "Let me do me"?!

LMAO

Dead Silence · Post by **Dead Silence** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:04 am

^yezzur

but yeah its all bullshit

so what bout my mod powers?

LadySam · Post by **LadySam** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:02 pm

Alpha Bill wrote:Dude, you told your ma "Let me do me"?!

LMAO

i was actually thinking the same thing. My mum wouldve grounded just for saying that. but we're lebanese so thats different hhaha

K.O. · Post by **K.O.** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:03 pm

hah. you just do you ummma do me umma umma do me umma umma do me...hah we could go on all day ROCKO!

Haz · Post by **Haz** » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:13 am

How You Makin Tracks About Shootin People Etc
And You Get Grounded?

Dead Silence is grounded, so Hazard's a mod now.

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