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3.14 - Always lots of room for improvement.


1/10: How many oozing genital warts does Paris Hilton have at any given moment?


And if that was inappropriate,


1/10: How many moments does it take for Paris Hilton to obtain oozing genital warts?



I'll safely assume the answer is the same for both questions.













Sorry, I just saw her on a commercial. I really dislike her.

Lmao, 9. Give the woman a chance. After all, she did say she had found and accepted Jesus in her life. I think that was right after she came out of jail.

1-10, Jessica Alba?

...I got nothing.

4. Would probably be closer to a 9 if everybody and their grandpa didn't blow load daily to her "freezeframe" on E!TV. There's not much room left in her bandwagon, fuck her.


1-10, inches?


...I got a little more than nothing.




Edit: How's that for slick?

Lmao. No comment.

Very slick indeed. I hope i raised your self esteem right about now.

I claimed I had a small penis, and you basically gave me props. So no. You've actually lowered it. On a scale of 1-10, to about a 3.

Thanks princess.


1/10 - How much did THAT suck? Jesus.

10. Just because you called me princess.


1-10, Jessica Simpson?


I will die if you say 9 or 10. Don't kill me.

Why would she differ from Jessica Alba? 4, just because it wouldn't be fair to give her anything less than JA. Fuck her too though. The guys falling off of Alba's bandwagon are landing in hers. Sorry if princess offended you, just a figure of speech.

1/10 - How many more girls are you gonna have me rate on a scale of 1-10?


You want my 10? Neve Campbell. Don't ask me why, either, cuz I really have no idea.

Haha. Princess didn't offend me, i was kidding.

5. Neve Campbell Is alright, not a ten though.

1-10, Kate Moss.

2. Kate Moss has cocaine boogers. That's an insta-fuckno. It'd be a 1, but she's not a corpse.


1/10 - You think she's hot?

Hmm 4. I dunno there's something about her.

1-10, Anna Kournikova

I'll give Anna a 7.5, just cuz I've stumbled across a really nice upskirt shot of her playing tennis, looking for fight videos. She's more, I guess you'd say "cute" than hot, though.


1/10 - The chances of me stopping asking these until this chick rating thing is done?


I'm running out of scalable questions.

8, its way past bed time. And I'm hitting the hay soon.

1-10, Kim Kardashian

Ehh.. 6. She'd be a lot hotter if her lips weren't as big as her ass. I don't like that botox junk. And if you're gonna ask about Angelina, she gets a 5, for the same reason, and an additional -1 for bandwagon factor.

Nah, Angelina doesn't get my vote.
Team Aniston buddy.

Hey, if we can't agree on my "length" at least we can agree on something, right? I'll give Aniston a 9. That girl is bangin' for sure.