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illestville is Only Highlighted Because i Did a Keyword Search So Blow Me.

^^^The brunette would not get it. All of them would.

LMAO that was a fuckin hilarious! That's some classic shit right there Dom.

I cant wait to see this shit

Dom...

...Don't forget that the RAPEMAN needs a cameo.

What the hell? It was supposed to be done by the time I woke up this morning....I mean, I know you can't rush gold but damn....I'm bored, and I was lookin forward to the shit.

Dom, you better let everyone know when you post this.

thread is losing epicness due to lack of story.

it's a Publicity Stunt.

And ill Post it Within The Next Couple Of Hours.

***Three hours later***


Still nothing.

"Do it for the kids" they say, well fuck the kids. I, the narrator am sick and tired of these brats being treated like they're special. They get to make cookies at school while we slave our asses off (well, most of us hehe) at work earning money that they just take from us. Now you might think if you have no kids then you're okay, but no. Like I mentioned, they are making cookies at school, scouts, brownies and whatnot, and these cookies suck. This is a conspiracy to trick us into giving money to these kids so the scouts can build a giant plasma cannon to wipe out humanity so they can all fuck animals like the stupid nature loving cunts they are.

Here's the deal with these fucks, and you're going to agree with me on this. Make cookies (the adults probably make them), send the cutest kids door to door so adults will feel a nice warmth in their heart when they see the kids' smiles, and obviously be brainwashed into buying cookies. Wouldn't want to upset the little bastards now would you!

Here is where the story starts, in the little town of illestville. Home of the great, the not so great, the mediocre, and the downright faggots, illestville is the ideal multicultural environment. illestville also has kids, the most annoying ones being Raiza Sharpe and Sequence AKA Hoo Flung Dung and Banananose. Raiza is a mild mannered Pino kid who likes Yu-Gi-Oh and anime, the ocassional fried cat and the Rush Hour movies. Sequence is an Australian kid who secretly wishes he was an African-American from the ghetto judging by the way he speaks, and pretty much every other attribute he has.

I'm done explaining the damn characters so let us move on to this exciting story.

Tuesday evening in illestville. Evenings in illestville were always eventful for all ages, genders and races. Complexity always getting drunk and shouting in the streets, Harlequin standing on a soap box outside the slaughterhouse shouting through a rolled up piece of paper, and Double Fl whoring herself on the corner. For little kids like Raiza and Sequence who aren't old enough to get into bars, there is a magical place called Toys-R-Us. Pity that's not in illestville so the magical place is the scouts, where they get to rub pieces of wood together and get molested by their scout leader, Subsist.

We meet Raiza and Sequence as they are walking to the scouts' hall for what I like to call; 'Operation Plasma Cannon'. Dusk was coming fast, and the sun was setting, leaving erratic streams of peach light scattered across the quiet streets as if the sky were made of stained glass. Around this time, most families are having dinner, so the only sounds outside were the constant squealing of the seagulls, wind, and Raiza's DS.

Sequence: Mayne you shoulda seen me at school today yo. This chick Melissa asked if she could borrow mah pen yo. So I just play it cool like 'chea sweet azz remember and bring it back since it's mah only pen yo'. Nah'msayyyin?

Raiza: Yeah (yawn).

Sequence: Nigga am I boring yo azz? You need to switch dat DS off and get some DZK in yo iPod, then you'll be one of da cool kidz nah'msayyyyin?

Raiza: Nah yo it's all about Army Of The Pharoahs yo.

Raiza and Sequence's conversation was quickly interrupted by the passing Lilblayze, who immediately tried to start some conflict.

Lilblayze: Ye niggaz who wanna battle I'm back betta den eva now I'm ready to take on da big dogz but Plex is busy so I can't suck his di- I mean battle him righ now so I'll have to settle wit one of you chumps.

Sequence: Nigga yo azz bettah check yoself, I'm comin wit da best flows I'll stick u on da shelf, I got wealth and health you can try to attack me but I have skill in stealth. (forced multi after forced multi after forced multi).

10 Minutes Later.

Sequence: Ye dawg yo azz just got treated now fuck off we're late for da scoutz yo.

Lilblayze: Fuck ya I'm gonna ask Domino for a battle now.

Raiza and Sequence arrived at the scout hall, which was a dump. The coupl- I mean two friends walked in to the typical illestville scout hall scene; Big P and TK6 fighting over the glue, 16 Micz sitting in the corner hating everyone, Ekoms bragging about his scout badges, Kurse mopping the floor and Arvincible sitting on Subsist's lap.

10 seconds later, Kurse hit TK6 with the mop as punishment for spilling glue all over the floor.

Arvincible: Mr. Leader Man, what's that?

Subsist: Don't worry, I keep a torch in my pants for emergencies.

Ekoms: Yeah I got this badge here for killing a bear with my bare hands. Oh look I made a wordplay.

Sequence: Yeah daz wut I'm talkin bout nigga da wordplay iz fresh yo nah'meeeean?

Kurse: Just a spoonfull of sugaaaaaaar helps the medicine go down, in the most deliiiiiiightful waaaaay.

Subsist: Ok children, settle down and let's all gather around me, erm... in an ... uh... non-sexual way of course... heh...

The scouts all sat in a circle around Subsist, who we could see was starting to sweat.

Subsist: Now remember what happens here, stays here. Don't tell your parents about any of it. With that said, we've almost reached our target in the plasma cannon fund, pretty soon all the grown ups will be destroyed and we can live on a care free planet doing all sorts of kid stuff.

Kurse: Hey! Wait a minute!

Meanwhile, the grown ups of illestville had already caught onto the scouts' plan. Precise, who could easily pass as a kid, joined the scouts in an inside operation when he noticed some kids coming home drunk and wanted some of the booze. Today he was off 'sick' to discuss his plan with Complexity, alcoholic and illegal porn website host on probation for sexually assaulting an 80 year old woman.

What Do They Have Planned??? Wait For Part 2 Since im a Lazy Bastard.

lol fuck you @ just posting a god damned prologue. It's been three days! lol...Good shit though guy, can't wait to see more.

.....asshole

I WANT MOAR GOD DAMIT

lmfao this is funny as fuck already.

Sequence: Nigga am I boring yo azz? You need to switch dat DS off and get some DZK in yo iPod, then you'll be one of da cool kidz nah'msayyyyin?

Raiza: Nah yo it's all about Army Of The Pharoahs yo.

Raiza and Sequence's conversation was quickly interrupted by the passing Lilblayze, who immediately tried to start some conflict.

Lilblayze: Ye niggaz who wanna battle I'm back betta den eva now I'm ready to take on da big dogz but Plex is busy so I can't suck his di- I mean battle him righ now so I'll have to settle wit one of you chumps.



FUCKIN hell domino. stop making us wait.

Upping For More Feedback u Lousy Cunts.