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i sometimes encounter the stream line thing... it is hard to piss with morning wood tho... a friend of mine whos a lazy fuck sits down while he pees... i mean... thats kinda innovative but at the same time... i only pee sitting down when i can't stand like at all... if i have a fever or i'm too drunk to stand n take a piss... other than those two times i stand up... and its also convenient for dudes to pee in the shower.... girls have a disadvantage on that... but guys just piss in the shower lol... they can aim at the drain... personally i DON'T piss in the shower unless i have too... then i aim at the drain and wash the drain off... so if i step on it i won't step in my bacteria... then i wash my feet... but... yeah.... what was the topic again??? oh yeah the look inside the male mind.... haha

^no bacteria in urine its completely sterile btw

i haven't used urinals except in dire circumstances in about 10 years, too many fags around these days that and even when i did use urinals theirs randomly awkward moments where theirs like half a dozen empty urinals and a guy goes to one right beside you and starts talking to you, in a public restroom i just wanna do my business and leave without saying a word, also i typically don't use regular toliets in restrooms either, i take the handicap one i like the extra room and not a fan of disabled/fat/old people so fuck them

brushing teeth/shaving - when brushing my teeth @ home i usually just brush my teeth over the sink then spit in the toliet its easier i may have a few drops on the sink but it only takes like a second to clean up where as if you spit you usually have to wipe it out or it leaves a residue, & shaving i use electric razors so pretty much all the hairs go in the razor

water spots on mirror - like somebody already said that's either from the water pressure or from flicking our hands off, with all the "energy efficient" shit they have in public bathrooms nowadays its usually a bitch to get your hands dry unless you fling all the excess water off first

sex/head - head, sex for me is a full fledged workout i go all out so after i'm all sweaty and feel dirty unless i take a shower i could get blown all day and not feel dirty so its more or less an efficiency thing either that or i'm lazy

drunken jesus wrote:also i typically don't use regular toliets in restrooms either, i take the handicap one i like the extra room and not a fan of disabled/fat/old people so fuck them

epic... lmfao

I spit toothpaste all over the sink then clean it off with my toothbrush. Then I lick the spit off said toothbrush then clean my ears with it.

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LMFAO!!! wow..

okay stream splitting is a problem when you wake up with morningwood..also when you have sex and a tiny bit of semen dries up on ya tip...sometimes those things make it difficult to aim..


Sex or Head?...

a well done blow job is top notch...especially when they mind the stepchildren(balls) simultaneously. Nothing like head from a woman with great Multi-tasking skill..

Haha at dried semen, that happens to me at times.

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