Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:29 am
*Kurse and Dead Silence enter the stage for the Illest Lyrics awards*
*audience is going crazy*
Kurse - "Thank you, thank you!.."
Dead - "yeah thank.. you..."
Kurse - "why you sayin' thank you boy?.. they applauding me, not your 50 cent copying chip monk sounding ass, i already got 6 awards so far.. and you.. oh wait.. they aint doing that nose one this year.."
Dead - "why you gotta go there.. this aint even prepared banter before the awards like every other show, that is just cruel..come on man.. i just wanna rap like you"
Kurse - "not now.."
Dead - "Okay.. and now its.."
Kurse -"ITS time for the underdog mc of the year.."
Kurse - "this year its been a close call.. and the nominees are.. Cee4...Alpha bill....K.O.... Magic Mark.. Scott James... Arvincible.. Treetru... millz... and Quix.. "
*Drumroll*
Kurse - "Great contenders.... now lets get it poppin... and the winner is........My Nigga, n' soon to be yo nigga... Magic Mark.."
*audience goes crazy*
*Magic jump up on stage*
Magic - "Shit... man.. look at this shit.. an actual award for something.. what is this gold?...chocolate?.... ah well... shit... first of i'd like to thank illest lyrics the board, for being supportive of my talents... next i'd like to thank my opponents.. you cant have a good battle with one person... tho i do try...... .... i dont believe in god, so i can't thank him... but thank you who ever lookin' out for me.... and lastly, i'd like to give a fuck you to anyone who aint vote me for emcee of the year... but shit, imma get that next year... peace.. thank you"
*audience is going crazy*
Kurse - "Thank you, thank you!.."
Dead - "yeah thank.. you..."
Kurse - "why you sayin' thank you boy?.. they applauding me, not your 50 cent copying chip monk sounding ass, i already got 6 awards so far.. and you.. oh wait.. they aint doing that nose one this year.."
Dead - "why you gotta go there.. this aint even prepared banter before the awards like every other show, that is just cruel..come on man.. i just wanna rap like you"
Kurse - "not now.."
Dead - "Okay.. and now its.."
Kurse -"ITS time for the underdog mc of the year.."
Kurse - "this year its been a close call.. and the nominees are.. Cee4...Alpha bill....K.O.... Magic Mark.. Scott James... Arvincible.. Treetru... millz... and Quix.. "
*Drumroll*
Kurse - "Great contenders.... now lets get it poppin... and the winner is........My Nigga, n' soon to be yo nigga... Magic Mark.."
*audience goes crazy*
*Magic jump up on stage*
Magic - "Shit... man.. look at this shit.. an actual award for something.. what is this gold?...chocolate?.... ah well... shit... first of i'd like to thank illest lyrics the board, for being supportive of my talents... next i'd like to thank my opponents.. you cant have a good battle with one person... tho i do try...... .... i dont believe in god, so i can't thank him... but thank you who ever lookin' out for me.... and lastly, i'd like to give a fuck you to anyone who aint vote me for emcee of the year... but shit, imma get that next year... peace.. thank you"