Do you possess the nigga gene?

[complexity]

What are the symptoms?
-Horrible Grammer
-Loss or lack of intelligence
-Horrible spending habits when it comes to money
-Lack of planning for one's life
-Laziness
-Constantly making excuses
-Inability to formulate intellectual thought
-Bringing down property values in neighborhoods
-Glorification of criminals and other idiots
-Chip on their shoulders towards their superiors
-A set of messed up obligations. They care more for "looking fly" then putting food on the table.
-Content to live off wellfare.
-The grown males have no problem hitting on preteens.
-Bummish as hell
-Think good movies like Juice or menace to society are the best films of all time
-Never shut the fu*k up at the movies
-Claim niggas don't read, just to mask the fact that they infact do not know how.
These are just a few of them. It's highly contagious also. If you're in a neighborhood of niggas, chances are even if you're somewhat intelligent you'll try to fit in and will contract the gene.

Some of my beefs with niggas? Well for starters I am in college right now, last semester I had to do a group project. My group was all black (Remember a large amount of blacks suffer from this gene) All the other groups had their project looking nice. It was neat, well researched and cohesive. My group on the other hand turned in some bullsh*t. I worked hard on my portion and explained the case to my professor so he marked me seperate from them. They wound up getting D's and I got an A. These niggas had the nerve to get upset with me because I actually did my work as opposed to bs around and wait untill the last minute. Now I'm in a different group. Again all niggas. The professor wasn't in this week but said meet up during the class periods so that we can discuss what our projects will be. This is basically what the class is based on, the topic we'll be covering is due next week. I showed up both days yet none of the niggas in my group showed their asses up. It's like why be in college if you're going to bs around?

Also whenever I go to fast food joints outside of Detroit the white folks will be speedy, keep the lines moving, greet me when I enter, and offer me extra condiments. I go to a mcdonald's in Detroit. These heffers are popping bubblegum, spending more time talking amongst one another in their monkey speech, glaring at me when I come up to order my meal. I will be in line for like 20 minutes. Then when I order a salad they have the nerve to cop an attitude when I say "Can I please get a fork or crotouns?" It's like bitch that's why I'm making money and your broke ass is working here with fu*ked up ass weave.

This isn't just blacks. You see whites too can gain the nigga gene. The white chicks raised around nothing but blacks, I strongly urge you to never mess with. They have more to prove and have likely fu*ked twice as many dudes as their black counterparts. They've had trains run on them, and feel empty without manstick in them. Not to mention they speak in the annoying ass accent where they wanna sound like hoodrats but still sound white and it's more annoying than suburban white women who are trying to sound hood. Not to mention they cannot spell worth a sh*t. There are also the guys who think that they are not infact wiggers but they still are. You will usually see them rocking a chain and a white t shirt. They will wear their hair short, refuse to all males as bros and think that they can fight but if you slap them in their mouths the bitch in them comes out. I refer to them as nigger crackers. Though the ones who are outright wiggers are indeed the worse. I swear if I see another white person with dreadlocks or cornrows I will hurt someone. Their dreads never move, they just sit there looking like a pile of sh*t. Or the loose ass cornrows, that sh*t is not hot.

What about asians with the nigga gene? They will tend to wear their hair spikey, wear red/black "urban wear." Also tend to wear sunglasses, say yo often, have somewhat high voices and love to breakdance. I don't like them either. Sorry, I just don't.

What about the female niggas? They tend to refer to themselves as bitches often. They are really quite easy to lay. Get offended when you call them out their name. The press on nails, outrageous weave, horrible skewering of the english language as well as the looks of disgust they give people are clear signs of them possessing the gene. Also they cuss like sailors in public, drink 40 ounces, and are always ready to "whup a bitche's ass." They are horrid and think this sh*t is cute. The whole "I can f a nigga up, Im a bad bitch." That bs. It's not cute, it's disgusting. Also 7/10 they were touched by their mom's husband or boyfriend. As a victim of molestation many years ago, I can relate but they are just disgusting to towards every man they come across as a result. Also they want to find a "nigga with cash." That just cracks me up as they feel they are strong women and independent. No they are just hoodrats who hook up with "bad dudes" who dog them out and they get hurt as a result. The bad dudes tend to be broke, 5-10 years older if not more, have no class or decent upbringing. If they're dating a good dude, chances are they are cheating on him. Avoid them at all causes.


This is just a start though. I will be placing all of my findings in an as of yet untitled book. If you are at all offended by this you do possess the nigga gene. Sorry.
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Written by A Guy Named Bishop

[Omega Bill]

Good read.

[Brah-Vo]

LOL
Fuckin mad read. Worth it.
The asian part and the fast food restaurant parts were the funniest. Lmao.
Good find plex.

[UNeeK]

Rofl Good atuff homie

[Hookupman]

hahaha damn dats true i got alot of them traits diffrence I'm intellectual they try to rank on me bout that