Say Stupid Shit Freestyle

[complexity]

blending the old with the new
sold it to you
its so overdue
in the moment of truth
open the room, go in the booth
for another hopeless pursuit
notice the cues
the bonus is huge
when you are thrown into feuds
only to lose
your marbles like proof and marshall
my brain is in a loop
it's a stupid carnival
I might be mammoth of a writer
but I plan to decipher
why can't this be nicer
I should be lighting this planet on fire
damnit, I'm ambushed by thoughts
standing on top
like outlandish cops
maybe I should hand pick my spot
let my fans sit and watch
from a ten story ledge
this distorted head
is an enormous storage shed
the more bored it gets
paper is torn to shreds
I'm Jordan esk
more or less, record the best
got missing stories
about the sickest orgies
before I hit my forties
and only listen to rick and morty
I want v-ic-tories
I'd be in denial
if I said I wasn't infantile
when it comes to wins compiled
but its been a while
since I was just an ambitious child
sitting indian style
with an innocent smile

[complexity]

I had trouble cumming, another couple fuckin in the other room, I'm not for cuking, but I'd like to give her a double stuffin, because I'm loving your troubled cousin, and her subtle suckin while she got your rubber duck and her bubble butt makes me want a nut, so troublesome,

[complexity]

Watch this pussy lose, my diss must have shook this dude, resorting to rookie moves, Doms's a critic, he should be doing book reviews, look at what you do, diss my appearance big whoopidie dooI could fall on a flight of stairs and still have better looks than you, what else are u going to put us through, I won't wait for an answer I have a smooth flow, but it looks like God shaped your face with a sander, sick of takin your slander, if you ever send me a pic again, I'm breakin ur camera,then I'm shoving a stake in ur head with the base of a hammer,shaking the dandruff off, this dude doesn't even use shampoo, I can't stand youhis head is hollow like bamboo, ur a lampoon with a face like a baboon,ears like a raccoon, back off sasquatch, before I crack your laptop that you use to jack off to rachel madoff and other guys with fat cocksI'm laughing my ass off, you're wack man, not close to a veteran,Dom has a thing for lesbians cuz they have a reason to not let him in, he's pestering all the girls, sexting them, the response? deafening, the only person who will have sex with him is the infected twin of a mexican,he's a heffer, a sheep facing a sheppard, I've got him spot on like a leopardhis favorite show is Becker, cuz he use to think he 'worked at a bar', first you're a star than your just a tranny like a part of a car [2009 domino diss I found, lol wtf)

[complexity]

[yo]
I just have a gift for rapping
masked in anxiousness
spanking kids while banging hits
bending languages, satirist
me and jimmy fallon pounding fists
while nobles sits in unsanctioned prisons
that’s how far his talent gets
balancing vowels nouns and counting rifts
what weighs on my sub consciousness
is nothing, drugs left me hollow
as the bottles of fifths, tomorrow
I’ll probably return them for a dollar, a tip
then come back at night, and rob them of it
awesome as shit, doing the impossible
I’m like Putin, I’ll nuke a hospital
leaving human fossils, only god knows
the lost souls when I let off bomb codes
on those John Does, this is hard nose
Pachino and Leonardo, kilos by the car load
peeps know as that sweet blow
hits the streets like a seagal
in defeat the cops retreat, into the fetal
position, I go deeper than a needle addiction

[complexity]

[yo]
Dazed and confused, breaking the rules
went to shanes, place with a case of a’douls
making a fool of myself like a hyponitizer
I switched to ciders at the river drivers
until I lit a fire at this shifty diner
at rock bottom like missing divers
take off, hitting drivers, double fisting
drinking a fifth with minors, tunnel vision
I have trouble livin, this sober life
found nobles wife, asked for his smokin pipe
and coke and ice, went to the ox to fight
what an awesome night, had to toss my knife
as the cops arrived, I look at them cross eyed
realized I’m bleeding, I need peroxide
speeding to the ER, in cams girls car
I scream, why didn’t we stream that on world star
freaking, at the nurse station, the worse patient
nerves breaking, its like the whole earths shakin
no circulation in my legs, I can’t sit more
flipped then hit this bitch in gym shorts with a clipboard
got kicked out for harassment, absolutely plastered
fantastic, cams laughing, fuck, this can’t happen
I’m drunk as a thousand chicks, I need to balance this
wonder if, counterfeit bills will get me a Valium script
that’s when I heard the sound of liz in a manic rage
putting on a grand display of her satanic ways
damn, that scanner page, I knew she’d take me one handed
that’s when the punch landed, threw me on another planet
I was up with aliens, completely mind fucked
then I heard get in the line up, times up, and my eyes shut

[complexity]

Therefore, I declare war
dropping bombs on a bare shore
like the air force, causing a sand storm
in rare form, damn sure
I’ll open a slammed door
find a landlord
give him a grand tour
cam cord the damp floor
when I strangle the man with a lamp chord
call the ambulance for transport
want to see more, we can detour
beat a freak, leave a deep sore
with a meat fork
c4 the supreme court
make em scream more
than a cheap whore
trying to teach porn
be warned like the marine corps
I go to extremes with a keyboard
with the g force

[complexity]

I sip vodka, get pissed, rip shane into bits, with an unexplainable gift
Painting a painful descrip-tion of the most hateful exist-ence
known to break disabled kids, fatalist, everyone walking is dead
I’ll make that gaming hall that you rest into a hospital bed
take you on top of the deck, push you off of the ledge
then laugh as I spit alcohol on your head and you crawl to your death
when you fall from the steps, all that is left, is crying and moaning
while I ‘rise like the ocean’ with ‘surprising emotion’
I ask you be a quiet a moment as you lose ‘pride and devotion’
dying and choking while I apply a tire iron that slides inside of your colon
like when a hymen is broken, I spit words with the quickness
without learning my limits, hurting your business
serving with disses, your personal hit list, torture the witness
turn them to permanent bitches, return with the sickness
like a terminal illness, and murder your image, your thinking is twisted
Your brain is shrinking by inches and you can’t do enough drinking to fix it
in once instance your finished, marvel the end, this matter is over
I laugh at this stoner that should be on back of magazine poster
as an impractical joker, you have to be stupid, or actually dumb
I’m just having some fun, this half wit is done
tried to finish last in his class and automatically won
went to get massively drunk, ended up going through trash at the dump
cuz it was the last of the month and he spent all his cash on a blunt
I can’t be mad at this cunt, I’m not doubting his hard ship
this clown is retarded, but he’ll burn down on any house in the market
arson, you can even count his apartment, on fire, he had the talent to start it
evidence found in the carpet, I can’t believe I live in town with this garbage
between you and me, it ain’t usual for this community to have stupid lunacy
I don’t need a music sheet or to move this computer seat
to prove you are a super beast screwed up human freak
since puberty, on a future losing streak, truthfully
your rude and weak, for you to speak and get true relief
when you chew and eat you need to remove your teeth
and glue your cheeks, together, I can be your food inspector
your new professor and do it better than any tutor ever
this is a movie I’m a huge director, spielberg
of this field work, I feel worse when I’m a real jerk
like fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Kansas City Chiefs
man its a pity and kind of bitter sweet hibbs can’t give me beats
I’m a killer like stinging bees, in the streets, this skinny freak
drinking teas like linny weeks with a slim physique
thin as fleece, should be in swimming meets
he’s so incomplete won’t live to reach his inner peace
like when clinton was impeached because of his inconsistent speech
just won’t fit the cleaves because he can’t sit and read
with a history of being different because of an autistic spree
I’ll admit he is a bit witty, superficially, but he don’t fight smart
going against this white shark, he’s high as a lifeguard
trying with all his might, too much Mikes Hard,
you think I’m the type that cares about a white car?
Motherfucker I was being nice, fucking Jesus Christ
everything this genius types speaks to a secret life
he thinks only black and a streak of white like zebra stripes
I hate to see it, I’m just going to have a seizure make Ians night

[complexity]

Shane is unlike any human born
takes on the crudest form, a mutant torn
between a future norm and a unicorn
fightin this brutal storm
killer of the flower moon, in a sour mood
making power moves
got out of school, done with the crowded rooms
rather keep his head in the clouds like mountain views
ain’t down for the how you dos, is your family well?
He wishes you nothing but financial hell
and if you dance, you land on shit and have a rancid smell
he wants a man to dwell like Sam Cassell
hiding like Santas elf, but he’s got some good advice
if you find him, got to be looking right
could be in your kitchen cooking rice but good to fight
all those boogie nights are over with a butcher knife
then he took the mic, walking right towards us
got a thesasurus so he could drop an assortment
of topics with knowledge and unstoppable forces
his rain keeps coming like a tropical forest
married to his money, so he ain’t talking to poor chicks
even if there Megan Fox gorgous, his cock is enormous
no awful divorces, plus his kids would be rotten like porches

[complexity]

I’m still plain’ol Ian, same ol dangerous demons
that I claimed allegiance
I can’t convey the meaning of the way I’m being
how do I explain, or say a reason, plainly speaking
I’ve lost my mind, my brain is leaking from the cranial regions
from my days of drinking, but now I’m sober no doubt
and I’ve totally lost what I’ve emotionally found
ask wing what happens when you open your mouth
six months later we were rolling around
and I was choking him out, if a fight goes to the ground
its over for now, I’m known for holding shit down
the reason I spit hate is I’ll admit
everything I writ, comes from a sick place of distaste
a fucking flip case, u walk around with a bitch face
I only need one good hit like a mixtape
which way do you want it, rappers fixate
on the whoo’s, I spit great until the booz’s are gone faster
than nick chase and travis as shipmates getting shit faced at a quick pace
I’m looking for a bitch with pink laced panties and a thick waist
just so I can hit it with tremendous force, I enter doors
crazy enough to end the source of gender wars
or lend support at a mental ward then use this pen no more
I bend this language like caitlen emery bored in an empty store
I don’t need a horse like henry ford
I just want to fuck in 2024, like I got this year and plenty more
what is an enemy for, I’m to mentally righteous
more energy than ten of me having an identity crisis
went up to isis with a terrorist plot
trump gave me the noble peace prize, I made eric watch
prepared to drop a nuke, I’m a paradox with toxic views
like a prostitute wearing socks
with awesome boobs, a pair of crocks
carrying lots of lube for hairy (jerry) cocks
in hot pursuit of married cops she lost her shoes
can barely walk, staring off, full of scary thoughts
barry bonds, I’m very calm when I declare islam
like faraken carry bombs with hairy palms
this is a terror song, where’s your mom
are your parents gone, the snare is strong
I’m running a freestyle marathon, parade along
when I show up in your neighbors lawn
half naked, wearing my favorite thong
I’m what Satan spawned before Creating God
breaking laws, patiently waiting to take his job
looking for a place that is safe to rob
I’m crazy enough to take an AK to a dangerous dog
I’m way beyond a shady con, I can’t wait to fail
sick of chasing tail, rather lay in jail
I ain’t making bail, I’ll start raping males
then escape and take the appalachian trail
with enough drugs to break the scale
its like chip and dale of the rescue rangers
me and trav railin ines like expert skaters
the best entertainers, when we come wreck the haters
even molesting strangers that are having nature in nature
unexpected dangers stepping with a weapon
with only a second to get the one bullet left in the chamber

I may seem to be sweet as pie, but see people need to die
that’s my evil side when I beat the weakest guy
and leave them sleep deprived, weepy eyed
don’t be surprised when I do the deepest dive
on the mountain cleavers lies and secret lives
because I’ve been demonized for my penis size
each of my decent rhymes doesn’t mean we are equalized
Ian’s wise like Stephen Fry when its ether time
its a feature fight, a weaker mind
couldn’t read the signs like a meteorite
I come across like Jesus Christ with the speed of light
I don’t even need the mic to check
the speakers right, I’m hype on deck like a nitrous jet
that’s why I’m divisive threat on his final journey
my life's a wreck, I’m not finding mercy
from the highest clergy even when I’m riding dirty
on the passenger side with burkey, I’m kind of worried
because everyone is dying early like ryan hersey
its got me misty,isaac berbue, I deny I’m worthy
but I’ve been around robin, not the types of tourneys
which hits a sore spot like the virus herpes
I’d go to a sport shop and buy a tigers jersey
of a short stop from the board walk
drinking orloff with a newly divorced cop
before I had a whore off against these porn stars
with a horse cock, and deformed parts
that must warm hearts, I was born hard
court barred, why man? I’m just someone bored a
u don’t want to talk to me nor cross I should poor shots
of orloff that’s store bought
let george watch as the poor ox gets its doors locked like fort knox