my patience is thin
like an olson twin
find john caron and assault him
like a lighting bolt
with the wind, I'm innocent until proven
guilty of incriminating circumstances
in increments, all the damages
are like the paul bearers of the lamsons
i got my hand prints all over this game
my antics are standard answers
I leave people in panic like cancers
all these cameras, catching me get hammered
clamoring for when I slander with my grammar
oh my banter is so tampered, where's my manners
fans are enamored by my candor
commander of the english language, they pander
even trans be giving me handies which is fine and dandy
as wine and brandy, my rhymes are fancy
jokes might be dry as Mariahs panties
when tampy tries to put his hand inside like candy
me and my guy trav get high on zanies so they try to ban me
until I break their legs, hey, say hi to danny
its quite uncanny when I surprise my family
and die like bambi, or some kind of Comanche
semantically i'm worse then the pandemic
I ain't a pansy, I was the man to spread it
make you cry like an onion, chopped up sandwitch with lettuce
until I'm a vegetable, I'm like anorexics
clever wit, respect it, transmit my manic message
antidepressants, gigantic death wish like aarons lexus
like JD vance I'm rampant sexist I should buy land in texas
join the clan before harris is elected
rare genetics its like they experimented without error checking
and if you dare to question, a fair election
better prepare your wesson, got these karons sweating
I swear I'm betting, they all feel threatened, terror as a weapon
nightmarish presence, spare your prayers, for seventh heaven
I ain't scared of death and I'm already blessed as a legend
even though I need more therapy sessions than robin if she married devin
that's a fucked up parents wedding, but he don't care she left him
listen, I'm on the edge, that is my very essence
I'll be buried in a cemetary, cherished by none
I'm so high strung, but I'd rather live now, die young
give me some spiced rum, sick of being a dry drunk
I'll end this july month, having my fun, I got to try once
I know its a high jump but fly off mt katahdin with a suicide plunge
yo, my focus is gone, I hope I'm wrong, with everything going on
I decided to mow the lawn then smoke a bong with a golden blonde
sober mom, and wrote this song, okay I'm calm, read the holy quran
now I'm holding explosive bombs with open palms on those who don't belong
I won't be long until I'm in the road like mobile pokemon
guess I'm not the chosen one, who does control the wand
me and God need a closer bond, I feel like a togue in a frozen pond
who is this bestowed upon, where should I go to yawn
with folded arms, copings hard, when you live with no regard
my broken heart is going dark like this room where i'm throwing darts
turning on smoke alarms at open bars because i'm using stolen cards
the boldest ox, at local spots, time for another poker loss
that's the closing cost unspoken thoughts shoving these growing pots
bogus slots, got a boat to launch on lifes floating docks
overwatched until the motor stops and people laugh from open yachts
I'm feeling god awful, like I polished off a bottle
an alcoholic, don't comment, I have no tolerance
its like a lost a chapter in God's disaster
the atomic bomb went off and stopped the rapture
demolishing these dog shit rappers
who are talking backwards with their constant laugher
awkward actors, they'll be dropped like boxers
hit up pinos lady, I call her breasts tommy knockers
I leave these bitches in stitches like army doctors
when all they are, are stalkers like the lockness monster
that can't keep a promise, I'm just being honest
so peep the process when i speak on topics
with the deepest knowledge to beat these leaches weakest logic
they are freaks in the sheets but can't clean an office
extremely toxic cheating thinking they are a greek goddess
I'm not even modest, but if i seem to cautious
I've been through defeating losses like competing prospects
against dev in an eating contest with secret sauces
but that's water under the bridge like leaking faucets
because i feed em sausage and leave em like heaps of garbage
I'm a decent artist, awake, but when I sleep I dream in darkness
as a teen with hardships, I always received misdeanor charges
even when the cheap apartments had stinking carpets from a bleeding carcass
human beings leave em leaking like ink in a printing cartridge
thinking heartless, police mens target, drinking until the bar spins
and I'm speaking to sargeons, scremaing about fifteen minute parking
causing a scene like god in paris, problems like alcohol parents
i'm in a flawless marriage, hitting on kamala harris
and all the braless karrens, we'd make an awesome pairing
like the socks I'm wearing, I've lost my bearings
their just spare parts, i got a large inheritance
that's why i talk with arrogance like the smartest therapists
doing thought experiments while dropping awesome lyrics
an odd appearance, when i walk i got a lot of stare-in like landmarks
I'll rip a man apart like atlantic sharks
I'm a fan of art why can't i start freestyling in family parks
just because I rap about eating zannie bars from candy jars
until I'm on the planet mars spitting on random stars like Randy Marsh
embark on my fantasy, and get the ransome large
when I kidnap jd vances handsome guard from his mansions yard
and cut off his dick when its standing hard with a camping saw
the chances are that I planned to far so I'll just dance bizarre
drink whiskey and gin stronger than a transam car
under the rain and a blood stained canvas tarp
I'm a cancer scar on this game, but f it all
I'm a mix between meth withdrawal and fetanyl
getting a sex assault because i'm a wrecking ball
you best recall I was left to crawl, let me fall
forget it, it would be an epic episode, well disposed
hell has froze, God ain't answering, heaven don't have a telephone
I've rubbed elbows with fellow foes and mellow bros like jelly roll
who i'll never know, I'd still set up his show
i've fucked the devils hole, that's the debt I owe
its getting old, crossing the ex and o's, god rest my soul
sevenfold, i'll take a lesser role on this weathered road
that's the truest shit I've ever spoke, but never told
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