ILLEST BAR EVER

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ILLEST BAR EVER

Post by leeroi green »

I wanna know what people have to say, what is the illest bar or set of bars you have heard or read on illest or even what was your dopest punch huh

Me well I will say that although I am going to post my bars I will edit with someone elses bar 1st

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-- Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:27 am --

Not the best but one I remember

'blow ya off ya feet' like doin lines in a high chair-scott james
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NOW U THINK U TUFF

RUNNIN YA MOUTH

HOW U GON KILL ME

WHEN U LEFT YA GUN IN THE HOUSE

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Oh Henry!!!
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

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Leave U Burned, U Never Learned-To-Tussle So How The Fuck U Gone Hurt Me With Inverted-Knuckles -Scott JAMes


best line I've seen in while. at least
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i got SCARY CORDS AND SCRIPTS to leave you FAIRLY SORE, YOU BITCH! and your only 'pat's on the back are from your self' ... we'll just call you BARRY HORROWITZ/////...ME


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Free will, tell me whats free will about half the world being in poverty. 15 percent of the world being in hell on earth, and 25 percent of the world starving. These people don't have a choice, there is nothing free will about not having a choice. Its the complete opposite of free will.




this aint a bar and werent written in any rhyme context, it is simply a statement from complexity, yet i believe it to be one of the truest statements ive read on this site an no dickiriding but in my life...
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If I dont see no green, you aint gon' see no me, i'll be in all black with a ski mask like a shi-no-bi/
its M.O.B., til my money stack like ten whole feet, if I aint the shit whoever is can depend on me/ -mjh- me

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-- Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:21 am --

Who you call ya self brawlin with, stoppin this, preposterous!, I got to win, acknowledge it and exersize some common sense,
recognize the consiquence, theres only two options kid, grab a towel and toss it in, or end up like apollo did

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Better ask for PRAYER PROTECTION before "Eye Sight" this Mark with LAZER PROJECTIONS...
Im the SLAYER OF TEXT KIDS, im bout to "OWN DETROIT" quicker then Wining "MAYOR ELECTIONS"!!...
Never heard of this NEW LAME KID, I leave em likea "Dead Jester" cuz this FOOLS ANCIENT...
Punches BRUISE FRAMES QUICK, watch me put an "End to Det" faster then FULL PAY-MENTS!....-2
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If your on 'Top', its cuz your "Dead-On-the-Best" when you got Slain-In-The-Start...
Ill knock ya "Head-On-Ya-Chest" like "Personal Lockets" leave you "Face-In-Ya-Heart"!!!...-
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Re: ILLEST BAR EVER

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not my best bar but i liked it

So I wonder why this fuckin guy acts like I don't smother rhymes/
When everybody knows you can't see Green if you're khulerblind/
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