Pay Attention To My Alter Ego

[goatass]

I'm just a hip hopper whose a bit stronger than chris colfer
my dicks longer, looking for a bitch with bigger cups than my dishwasher
that means tits, fuck a rich pricks daughter than snitch on her
I'm a wizard with my roster, a great head coach like flip saunders
I'm into sodamy and all that shit whores better wise up
any chick who lands on my dick is a member of the mile high club (Thanks Dom)
u think my raps disturbing this is how I act in person
that's for certain, I have more gas in my ass than a plastic surgeon
I want a stay at home mom who likes to visit the sex shop
dust off my xbox, the only work she is getting is a breast job
I want to fuck her in the ass when she is to drunk to know it
then i'm going to fill them buns like I work at dunkin donuts
some would say i'm an obnoxious man with a psychotic plan
because I stick my meat in everything like a mexican at a taco stand
I'll be fucking the bitch and I'll bet she will be sore later
whores stay on my jock like I fathered a sports player
Tony hawk I'm so bored of this dating game, racing brain
chasing fame, I got harder wood than the State Of Maine
I be fucking girls from New England to Cali, but whose to care
they be like you're smooth as fuck until they reach my pubic hair
if bitches weren't into me I guess I'd die yet I'm a sexy guy
see they be taking down my fly faster than pesticide
nah seriously, I'm the freakiest dog, this shit is the easiest job
I just go to the swamp and give the beaver the log
a lot of these strong dudes be making the wrong moves
start fondling hot boobs and end up with lawsuits
I'm promptu like Tom Cruise because my cocks huge
I only fuck a bitch if she's too hot to work for Fox News
all the shit I've gone through, it makes me sick to my stomach
hitting a dumb bitch with kicks and then switching to punches
I be loving that ass I should make her aware with a notice
I slapped that bum so hard like I don't care for the homeless
I'm a sick mother fucker, this bitch shouldn't push me
make a waitress get bi on the tip as if she was licking the pussy
I hate sluts so bad I'm shitting on snookie, straight defecation
I had a great reputation until I raped and molested your fake expectations
use to be the next sensation, I miss them summer days, when I wasn't laid
now the younger prey are all over me but the sluts are underage
it's become ok, my girls are sick but your hoes are iller
your bitch never murdered shit but she's a boner killer
even the fat chicks are coming up to me when I'm inside of the bar
if I say a bitch is honking, she doesn't have to be driving a car
I remember in middle school one little cool girl with an usual stare
so I spit on her beautiful hair while playing musical chairs
as for the rumors, I'll admit, I'm a cancer like masses of tumors
in a class full of losers I smacked em and hacked their computers
back to the future, I told this one chick to use her chap stick sooner
whipped my dick on her lips, that's what I call slap stick humor
as for these guys, all garbage, waste that belongs in dump truck
it's like lightening that's stupid, I left them all dumb struck

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[Ambiguous Realm]

sick shit man, hilarious too, if only i could jump in on it, but i might cramp your style


hate the title but loved the drop, people are snoozin on this

[Kause mc]

Great written bro im diggin this ish. Love the puns love the flow which is on point love the smartass attitude in majority of your lines. All in all this is some funny, sleezy and TRUE written lol.
Good work definatly wanna hear this if u record it which i highly recomend!

9/10. Somethin to be proud of

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[M33Kish]

this was pretty fuckin funny, shit flowed nice as fuck too. Actually it was really fuckin funny right here
"I hate sluts so bad I'm shitting on snookie, straight defecation
I had a great reputation until I raped and molested your fake expectations"

^^^that shit is fuckin fire.....

Keep droppin.... ass...

[complexity]

JJ was the only one who got to see a preview.

Thanks your feedback is always appreciated because you tell it like it is from your perspective!

[MonuMental]

Pretty much all I can say is that it was fuckin sick as hell and you killed it.

[dblaze360]

good shit bro, that was fire. i just signed up today and everything i've read so far is sick as shit.

-- Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:55 pm --

I'm a take off like a G4 jet/Flyin' higher in the sky than a bird on crystal meth/Alot of rappers hate/Try to put me to the test/I'm a show you what I mean, when I say that I'm the best/Ain't no need to stress, all I want is some respect/If you wanna try and step to me, I'll break your fuckin' neck/No need for the tech, the Pump or the Ruger/I'll spit 16 bars and they'll fly right through you/BOY, I don't need to prove it/Push my buttons make me lose it/This is real music, Old School Hip-Hop influenced/Only for real artist's that are strugglin' to do it/Keep grindin',keep movin'/Show love and support for this NorthWest Movement/



Not much for my first post but you'll see soon enough.