Jokes sick and raunchy, anything that's funny

[32neilz]

Why did the black man cross the road? Because there were 2 white women walking towards him and he didn't feel like being accused of anything.

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[32neilz]

Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter.""Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family.""They died together, the perfect couple till the end."Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.Kind of makes me immortal.

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[32neilz]

Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!

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[Defiance]

So this guy walks up to this other guy, and asks him if he wants to go a party, he says theres gonna be alot of fucking, fighting, and drinking

the other guy asks him whose going to be there?

to this the guy replies

JUST YOU AND ME

[32neilz]

Imagine how angry the loch ness monster must feel about losing his place as the biggest myth in the sea?

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[32neilz]

Women, we don't want to put ourselves in your shoes,We want to put our hands in your knickers.

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[32neilz]

Bartender, I'll have a bin laden.What's that?Two shots and a splash of water.

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[32neilz]

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.In his house.

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[32neilz]

President Bush tried and failed.President Clinton tried and failed.President Obama tried and succeeded.The moral of this is...If you want someone dead, hire a black man.

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[32neilz]

I saw my brothers mate yesterday.I said "You really shouldn't be doing that... you're brothers."

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[32neilz]

What have Osama bin Laden and Maddie got in common?Both had their back door smashed in before being dumped at the bottom of the ocean.

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[Audible Thought]

What's the useless skin around a pussy called?



A woman

[Joe Saint]

How do you starve a balck man










You put his food stamps in his working boots

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[Omnie]

I was down at the bar last night when a dwarf walked in.

I shouted, "Hey, short shit, where are the other six?"
He said, "Fuck off, I hate cunts like you."

He must have been Grumpy.

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[Omnie]

Dwarfism is a big problem... Wait, no it isn't.

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