Murk McNasty VERSUS Jack Da Rippa (Text)

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Murk McNasty VERSUS Jack Da Rippa (Text)

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Murk [vs] Jack Da Rippa (Text)


12 bars, 24 lines. Regular text battle. House rules apply.


Let's get it...

DUE BY SATURDAY, THE 16TH, AT MIDNIGHT.
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Re: Murk McNasty VERSUS Jack Da Rippa (Text)

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I'm goin' hard on you Murks..
Good Luck kidd....

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That sounds homo as FUCK

Let's get it.

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Gon' edit this wit verse. If this aint up tonight then I should have it up in the mornin'.
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Re: Murk McNasty VERSUS Jack Da Rippa (Text)

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Ayo...

This isn't some fucking game-now, 'hit the road, Jack', cuz that's where your remains-found
After these shots get familiar with that same-sound, and I toss Jack around like kid's-at-a-playground!!!
http://www.gameskidsplay.net/games/jack ... /jacks.htm

I'm going to get this shit-out-the-way-now, you better aim for Murk cuz you dont wanna be some punk~deserter
Or we'll see 'Jack's hammer fall to concrete' quicker than that of a 'construction~worker'!!!
http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/co ... hammer.gif

Ya relatives in sights, I'll dump~ya~brother, mother, sister, they'll be like, why you in-the-family,-traitor?
Even my red dot will Mark Jack's 'Son' for a retirement from life, like he was the Indiana-Pacer!!!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/ ... /index.htm

Illest will celebrate when this 'fag~get's~choked, Im here to tell ya'll, that's not such a massive~throat
He's a passive~hoe, he wood 'get laid' to rest in this match, so we can witness a 'Jack~Elope'!!!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JemHDK-D_3Y/T ... kalope.jpg

Its time I bash~a~pro, smashin~foes with raps that's tactical, punches leave you so sore-you'll-fallback
It seems the only time I fucking hear about Jax wins is when I'm playing Mortal-Kombat!!!!
http://www.mortalkombatwarehouse.com/mkda/jax/bio2.gif

Ya girl even be like, "This boy-is-all-that", when referring to Murk, got an ace up my sleeve for this 'fat~cat'
'Big ass pussy', I got the mac-strapped for this cracker's ass, or is it a game to say ya Black~Jack?!?
Read this link for the personal - http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/here- ... 18223.html

Murk got the gas~mashed, full throttle, I got the eagle eye sight to rewrite you past-physics
More rabid than any tiger in the woods can come, while ya old ass is DONE, Jack-Nicklaus!!!
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail ... ff411ba3cc

And this match-is-it, greatest battle Illest seen? Shit... To win this dude gonna need~a~Mac
I'm gonna hook him up and slice his throat, so to show in this, you gonna need a speaker~ Jack!!!
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail ... 2d5069198a

All these fans, you gonna have to beat~'em~back, honestly I wanna murder you, so it's past-fuck-you
Dogg, only thing you might bury is a bone, and that's if you morph into a Jack-Russell!!!
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail ... 9990267dfb

They gon' be like Murk's class-crushed-you, punches making sure these attacks~finish~him
His old ass is two faced, fuckin joker isn't ready to be up to bat, man, Jack~Nicholson!!!
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail ... 56941887f2

I'm about my 'cash'~dividends, while this dude isn't making any 'cents', Murk's about to be endin-yo-reign
Someone asks if I know this dude, I say "I Don't Know Jack" like Im referring to the fucking video-game!!!
http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail ... a229cf2614

These lines like coke, straight hittin-yo-brain, I'll pop this white head like a pimple,~fag
Murk bring that TrOPIC THUNDER, while the 'retard' only seeing stars if he's in fact SIMPLE~JACK!!!
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail ... 9b294630a1
(Tropic Thunder is a movie, Simple Jack was in that movie)
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