Punchlines

For 20,000 Points (1 day to sign-up n spit)

Moderator: Loon E Lou

Locked
User avatar
complexity
Elevated
Offline
Posts: 9689
Joined: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:09 am
Wins: 48
Losses: 15
Location: Maine
Contact:

Punchlines

Post by complexity »

Spit them here. No personals or disses allowed.
Image

Check out our Vapes for great prices.
User avatar
Irate
Potential Emcee
Offline
Posts: 40
Joined: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:45 pm
Wins: 0
Losses: 2

Post by Irate »

I Dim Flows, and Im Winnin.. Let This kid Know |
I'm leavin him like Steve Urckle, Keep em' With His Wins-Low!' |

Bane Snacks On Herbs, So Watch How I Stop Ya Weak Words|
I Knock Pinyatas Down On The First Hit, So Im Quick To Drop This Nerd|

-Wun.
User avatar
Irate
Potential Emcee
Offline
Posts: 40
Joined: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:45 pm
Wins: 0
Losses: 2

Post by Irate »

BTW Bane Was My Old Name On Another Site..
TT Cant Vouge For That..So Know..I'm Not A Biter Lol..
Just For Referance.
User avatar
SlickMex
Flow Creation
Flow Creation
Offline
Posts: 1128
Joined: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:20 pm
Wins: 5
Losses: 4

Post by SlickMex »

ur on ur way to another defeat...
cuz imma force u in the air like the ones on my feet..

im sorry im the one who has to tell you this..
but you couldn't reach the top on a bad game of tetris..
User avatar
Momeijah
Supreme Lyricist
Offline
Posts: 6964
Joined: Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:32 am
Wins: 38
Losses: 7

Post by Momeijah »

Leavin Caterpillar Tracks On ur Neck And Wrists Like They Took-The-Razor ..||
Battlin Me's Equivelant To Old Men Fucking The Youth-in-Asia ..|| (Euthanasia)

Punches Get Brushed Like if Tyson Was 2 Spar-With-Featherweights ..||
Liftin Handles On a Bike Frame is The Only Way ur 'Bars-Will-Elevate' ..||
Image
Image

AKA SCOTCH HALL, MOE MEIJER & MOMEIJAH.
User avatar
Irate
Potential Emcee
Offline
Posts: 40
Joined: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:45 pm
Wins: 0
Losses: 2

Post by Irate »

Leavin Caterpillar Tracks On ur Neck And Wrists Like They Took-The-Razor ..||
Battlin Me's Equivelant To Old Men Fucking The Youth-in-Asia ..|| (Euthanasia)


LMAO NICE DUDE BIG PROPS!
User avatar
Thinker_Thought
Rhyme Master
Offline
Posts: 160
Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:50 pm
Wins: 1
Losses: 1
Location: Canberra...
Contact:

Re: Punchlines

Post by Thinker_Thought »

complexity wrote:Spit them here. No personals or disses allowed.
No personals or disses? Not quite a punchline without them...don't see exactly how this is gonna work but meh...

Take one look and you're gone, taking out these rookies and pawns...
Coz for them there's no 'fan-to-see' like 'married men looking at porn'! (fantasy)

Making other rappers feel afraid until like 'old sunburns' they peel and fade...
And like 'unprotected phone sex' my lyricsll leave opponents with 'hearing aids'!!

Hearing AIDS/Unprotected phone sex...aha...
User avatar
complexity
Elevated
Offline
Posts: 9689
Joined: Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:09 am
Wins: 48
Losses: 15
Location: Maine
Contact:

Post by complexity »

Like emcees use punchlines on records all the time. I just meant no dissing people on this site.
Image

Check out our Vapes for great prices.
User avatar
Kurse
(Admin)
Offline
Posts: 3480
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:52 am
Wins: 27
Losses: 0
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Post by Kurse »

At the end of the nite ur gurl hands me over the COSTS...cuz like Tony Danza she already knows "Who's the BOSS"//
Y'all niggaz at a LOSS...cuz ur chances of beatin me are "thinner" than ya tooth FLOSS//

I'll let it be KNOWN...that I "stay in" the forums like they my HOME//
Like "Macaulay", I'm never ALONE...what can I say, I'm "slicker" than Brittney's DOME//
Last edited by Kurse on Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
RH1NO
Unstoppable Emcee
Offline
Posts: 2184
Joined: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:55 am
Wins: 25
Losses: 20

Post by RH1NO »

YOU SHOULD STOP PAUSIN N JUST TURN THE GAME OFF// YOU AINT HARD ENOUGH TO EARN THE NAME SOFT// IF I LOSE THIS TOURNAMENT ITS A FUCKIN RIP OFF// IM SO HOT YOU NEED OVENGLOVES TO JACK MY DICK OFF
User avatar
drunken jesus
Supreme Lyricist
Offline
Posts: 4549
Joined: Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:55 am
Wins: 12
Losses: 1
Location: Atlantis
Contact:

Post by drunken jesus »

but you couldn't reach the top on a bad game of tetris

juice said that line in those exact words
Respect this, specialist, black, testing this and get ya necklace jacked
Your after name scratched up off my guestlist, party freak
You the type of nigga that'll hardly speak unless you spoken to
You throw a cold screw but sober up when I'm approaching you
At the same time we postin two niggaz on that ass
Thats gonna do what they supposed to do the limelight
Snatched away from you because its my night
Killarm' blaze hotter than twilight, you better get ya lines right
Half of these crabs cant even rhyme right
[Killa Sin]

Image
User avatar
SlickMex
Flow Creation
Flow Creation
Offline
Posts: 1128
Joined: Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:20 pm
Wins: 5
Losses: 4

Post by SlickMex »

drunken jesus wrote:but you couldn't reach the top on a bad game of tetris

juice said that line in those exact words
on this?..this is my first rap forum..i thought of it when me n my bois were messing around n battling each others with the themes..and one of em was Games..no biting intended..
User avatar
Thinker_Thought
Rhyme Master
Offline
Posts: 160
Joined: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:50 pm
Wins: 1
Losses: 1
Location: Canberra...
Contact:

Post by Thinker_Thought »

SlickMex wrote:
drunken jesus wrote:but you couldn't reach the top on a bad game of tetris

juice said that line in those exact words
on this?..this is my first rap forum..i thought of it when me n my bois were messing around n battling each others with the themes..and one of em was Games..no biting intended..
It's played as fuck anyway...
Locked

Return to “Punchline Tournament”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests