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Round 3: Kau the Lion vs Future (KauTheLion wins 5-4)

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i know its late but i tried yesterday to get on here and check in

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I'll be posting a few hours late because I won't be home from work until almost midnight. Been working 13 - 14 hour days the last few days because of Thanksgiving.
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im on my phone so no expos or extras

just 8 bars, so lets get to it

ok futures here... exposing this gamer proving this dude is queer
cause the fact ur "already bald" is the only reason you ain't "losing hair"

and ur openly weak, while futures the type of guy that your hoping to be
kau really thinks he won our last battle, but notice his crew was voting for me

your not the best ya dookie, in it for a while but still just a rookie
and yet your still stepping "K.... why(Y)"? when you know ill "wet ya pussy"

i thought he just sucked but he gets "clubbed" by "hard members" at the shower
yep its true!!!! that this fagget "pushes in more stool" then "bar tenders after hours"

ok its almost over your death is sure eminent, wait just a couple more seconds and
ur styles "getting fucked" an "under developed" like a "pedophiles porn preferences"

i read the wack text ya busting, dude your weak and I'm never bluffing
in fact me "posting after you", is the only reason that I'd ever be "next to nothing"

i got the bitch hurt now, and its "light work", till this "kids burnt down"
and "boobs indeed", is exactly what i said, when i seen your "pictures Kau"

now i strangle you till neck veins pop or until your fucking head came off
i"ll toss "kua a loss", but would a gave "Katie L's(KTL's)" before the "sex change op"

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I’m taking another shot at the future, so call me optimistic about my odds of winning this competition.
And when I clean up with him a proper witness couldn’t spot the difference between a mop and this bitch.

He probably say he pops the biscuit and drops that sick shit but we all know this guy’s pretending.
And this isn’s metaphorical, “Just a Question” that’s rhetorical: What will you believe when your life is ending?*

I’ll clean his clock when I get my hands on his face, this man’s a disgrace to those called rhyme spitters.
Get damaged greatly, he can’t evade me, I see Future Perfect. Divide his spine, call me a Time Splitter.**

In this test of wits his text and disses get simplistic cause his brain is fucking small like sex with midgets.
If the message isn’t clear: Future’s stupid, that’s why you know it means failure to see “F” on quizzes.

And you’ll never see F on bitches. His anus is measured in inches. It’s gigantic and caused his wide stances.
He’s gay and quite frantic, speaking of which, this freak of a bitch fucked more men then the lifeboats on the Titanic.

If Future’s getting gassed up then call this diss Beano, He’s throwing out punches, all them miss me, though.
Against my Vegas version verse, you’ll be calling his Reno, Please, If I wanted a fake future I’d call up Miss Cleo.

I’ll use a volcano to sacrifice this virginal offering. Call him a calorie, I’m burning him off quick.
The votes will show you’re served like a term in an office, so pretty soon I’ll account for a third of your losses.

My fist will cave your crooked chest organs in while my steel toe becomes a painful looking head ornament.
And lyrically there’s no doubt that I’m easily knocking you out of the Chainsaw Hookers Text Tournament.




*Read the last line in his written - http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/just- ... 24567.html

**Future Perfect is the third Time Splitters game - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TimeSplitt ... re_Perfect

Everything else should be easy to get. If you need quote marks to recognize the wordplay then please don't vote.
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Re: Round 3: Kau the Lion vs Future

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Punches - they both had hits and misses...this category was hard for me to vote on, but imma have to give it to Future...I feel that Kau wasted his last bar and the miss cleo line is waaay played. If Kau attacked with his closer he would've taken this cat...
Flow - Kau...edged it with his use of multies, but it was pretty smooth from both
Personals - Future...edged it
Multies - Kau...both had 'em, Kau just had more and didn't feel forced
Enjoyment - Kau...

Now I know Kau has 3 cats to Future's 2, but punchlines win battles people...Kau could've taken this easily if not for his last bar...

+1 Future by a fleas cunt hair

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ok futures here... exposing this gamer proving this dude is queer
cause the fact ur "already bald" is the only reason you ain't "losing hair"

decent, but could've been funnier

and ur openly weak, while futures the type of guy that your hoping to be
kau really thinks he won our last battle, but notice his crew was voting for me

okay, but no real punchline...

your not the best ya dookie, in it for a while but still just a rookie
and yet your still stepping "K.... why(Y)"? when you know ill "wet ya pussy"

thats a little bit homo....it's okay...

i thought he just sucked but he gets "clubbed" by "hard members" at the shower
yep its true!!!! that this fagget "pushes in more stool" then "bar tenders after hours"

Probably your best line so far

ok its almost over your death is sure eminent, wait just a couple more seconds and
ur styles "getting fucked" an "under developed" like a "pedophiles porn preferences"

wording on this is a bit iffy

i read the wack text ya busting, dude your weak and I'm never bluffing
in fact me "posting after you", is the only reason that I'd ever be "next to nothing"

I'm sure this concept has been used before, but I'm not gonna discredit you. I like the concept but the wording isn't very effective as a punch

i got the bitch hurt now, and its "light work", till this "kids burnt down"
and "boobs indeed", is exactly what i said, when i seen your "pictures Kau"

not feeling it.

now i strangle you till neck veins pop or until your fucking head came off
i"ll toss "kua a loss", but would a gave "Katie L's(KTL's)" before the "sex change op"[/quote]

Okay closer..




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I’m taking another shot at the future, so call me optimistic about my odds of winning this competition.
And when I clean up with him a proper witness couldn’t spot the difference between a mop and this bitch.

Decent line, but could've been worded better. I think you sacrificed an effective punchline for multis which definitely is a no-no in my book...

He probably say he pops the biscuit and drops that sick shit but we all know this guy’s pretending.
And this isn’s metaphorical, “Just a Question” that’s rhetorical: What will you believe when your life is ending?*

Okay...

I’ll clean his clock when I get my hands on his face, this man’s a disgrace to those called rhyme spitters.
Get damaged greatly, he can’t evade me, I see Future Perfect. Divide his spine, call me a Time Splitter.**

Decent

In this test of wits his text and disses get simplistic cause his brain is fucking small like sex with midgets.
If the message isn’t clear: Future’s stupid, that’s why you know it means failure to see “F” on quizzes.

This is one of those weird scenarios where you have a bad concept but word it effectively enough for it to have an impact. It's not amazing, but it's decent

And you’ll never see F on bitches. His anus is measured in inches. It’s gigantic and caused his wide stances.
He’s gay and quite frantic, speaking of which, this freak of a bitch fucked more men then the lifeboats on the Titanic.

I like this line, but its not like Titanic was nothing but men...still a good line

If Future’s getting gassed up then call this diss Beano, He’s throwing out punches, all them miss me, though.
Against my Vegas version verse, you’ll be calling his Reno, Please, If I wanted a fake future I’d call up Miss Cleo.

It's okay. Miss Cleo lines will never catch my interest

I’ll use a volcano to sacrifice this virginal offering. Call him a calorie, I’m burning him off quick.
The votes will show you’re served like a term in an office, so pretty soon I’ll account for a third of your losses.

Oh shit. Best line of the battle

My fist will cave your crooked chest organs in while my steel toe becomes a painful looking head ornament.
And lyrically there’s no doubt that I’m easily knocking you out of the Chainsaw Hookers Text Tournament.

Yeah you definitely would've been better off not posting this line at all in my opinion....











Overall....Honestly, opinions are assholes and everyone's entitled to their own...but I didn't have to give it too much of a thought to decide who won this. Kau had much better wording and a more solid approach...his last bar definitely killed off a lot of steam for his verse...but I still thought he had this one won. Especially considering he had better multis and still managed to incorporate better set-up punches.

It was a solid battle though on both sides and I thought it was well worth the read...

Future Best Bar:
i thought he just sucked but he gets "clubbed" by "hard members" at the shower
yep its true!!!! that this fagget "pushes in more stool" then "bar tenders after hours"


Kau Best Bar:
I’ll use a volcano to sacrifice this virginal offering. Call him a calorie, I’m burning him off quick.
The votes will show you’re served like a term in an office, so pretty soon I’ll account for a third of your losses



Vote is for Kau The Lion
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The titanic line was referring to the fact that women and children were loaded first, so mostly men died. Thanks for the votes, guys.
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Re: Round 3: Kau the Lion vs Future

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leroy did a nice breakdown, and i pretty much agree with his points, especially on which bars were both your best.... kau, your last bar wasnt your worse imo, punchwise it was more statementish and hype... but from a technical aspect, you wrote it that way to showcase your talent at multis....

with that, this battle boils down to preference.... future, you came decent with easy to understand concepts to flip per bar, although alot of the flips were played, stool , men at bars etc..i did like the fact that your concepts had some sort of personal regarding kau, i did like the boobs indeed, nice flip to his pic... so you mixd it up well...

the thing that edged your verse future, is kau's verse and rhymeschemes were just more complex and polished, coupled with punches that were imo worded a bit better....

this was fuckin close, but kau grazes ya future, because everything else was close or a tie imo... dope effort to both... and future, keep that shit up, i really like the easier to follow bars, im just slightly more in favor of kaus style because of my battle style..i think if your flips were a bit more stronger , you wouldve taken this...

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ok futures here... exposing this gamer proving this dude is queer
cause the fact ur "already bald" is the only reason you ain't "losing hair"

Multi seems a little off to me here, and the punch isn't very funny.

and ur openly weak, while futures the type of guy that your hoping to be
kau really thinks he won our last battle, but notice his crew was voting for me

A personal, but not a hard hitting punch.

your not the best ya dookie, in it for a while but still just a rookie
and yet your still stepping "K.... why(Y)"? when you know ill "wet ya pussy"

I see what you are getting at, but it's kind of a lame punch and could be read kind of homo too lol

i thought he just sucked but he gets "clubbed" by "hard members" at the shower
yep its true!!!! that this fagget "pushes in more stool" then "bar tenders after hours"

This was a cool punch, just seemed like something a little more played as far as concepts go. I think this is your strongest bar so far though.

ok its almost over your death is sure eminent, wait just a couple more seconds and
ur styles "getting fucked" an "under developed" like a "pedophiles porn preferences"

This is a better bar also.

i read the wack text ya busting, dude your weak and I'm never bluffing
in fact me "posting after you", is the only reason that I'd ever be "next to nothing"

It seems like I have seen this concept before also, but not as much as the previous bar. This is now your strongest bar, I think.

i got the bitch hurt now, and its "light work", till this "kids burnt down"
and "boobs indeed", is exactly what i said, when i seen your "pictures Kau"

This was kind of funny because Im pretty familiar with his pics. And the shot at his custom rank was noticed.

now i strangle you till neck veins pop or until your fucking head came off
i"ll toss "kua a loss", but would a gave "Katie L's(KTL's)" before the "sex change op"[/quote]

Honestly, this didnt really hit hard to me. It was good wordplay, but the wording seemed off to me. Idk, maybe thats just me.




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I’m taking another shot at the future, so call me optimistic about my odds of winning this competition.
And when I clean up with him a proper witness couldn’t spot the difference between a mop and this bitch.

Alright, but I thought it could have been much harder hitting. The personal in the first line is noted.

He probably say he pops the biscuit and drops that sick shit but we all know this guy’s pretending.
And this isn’s metaphorical, “Just a Question” that’s rhetorical: What will you believe when your life is ending?*

This was a pretty good concept in my eyes.

I’ll clean his clock when I get my hands on his face, this man’s a disgrace to those called rhyme spitters.
Get damaged greatly, he can’t evade me, I see Future Perfect. Divide his spine, call me a Time Splitter.**

This was kind of cool, but Im not too much of an avid gamer, so the concept went over my head at first.

In this test of wits his text and disses get simplistic cause his brain is fucking small like sex with midgets.
If the message isn’t clear: Future’s stupid, that’s why you know it means failure to see “F” on quizzes.

This bar had it's only little topic it seemed, and came out pretty good. Not super hard hitting, but effective.

And you’ll never see F on bitches. His anus is measured in inches. It’s gigantic and caused his wide stances.
He’s gay and quite frantic, speaking of which, this freak of a bitch fucked more men then the lifeboats on the Titanic.

This line had me laughing out loud. Nice punch.

If Future’s getting gassed up then call this diss Beano, He’s throwing out punches, all them miss me, though.
Against my Vegas version verse, you’ll be calling his Reno, Please, If I wanted a fake future I’d call up Miss Cleo.

Miss Cleo lines are PLAYED. That hurt this bar, IMO.

I’ll use a volcano to sacrifice this virginal offering. Call him a calorie, I’m burning him off quick.
The votes will show you’re served like a term in an office, so pretty soon I’ll account for a third of your losses.

This was a pretty hard personal and a nice punch IMO.

My fist will cave your crooked chest organs in while my steel toe becomes a painful looking head ornament.
And lyrically there’s no doubt that I’m easily knocking you out of the Chainsaw Hookers Text Tournament.

I feel like this line was simply stating something insteadof really bringing a punchline to the table, or a hard personal.



Over-all, this was a pretty close battle. Both had some personals, but I think Kau edged that, as well as the punchline department. I thought Future could have came much harder, and I have seen him do so. I have also seen Kau come harder, but his verse seemed more direct, IMO. I would say that Kau gets a slight edge over-all from me, and in most catagories.

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Good Battle Indeed,I Feel Like Future Held Back A Little Against Kau Though...Couldve Done A Lil More Research N Struck Harder With The Personals..Multies - Kau Edged It,Punches - Kau,Metaphors - Future Had Some Nice Ones,Plays - Kau,Personals - Kau..Enjoyment - Kau..I Like The Way He Used His Flow Together With The Plays...Real Nice...My Fav Bars "I’ll clean his clock when I get my hands on his face, this man’s a disgrace to those called rhyme spitters.
Get damaged greatly, he can’t evade me, I see Future Perfect. Divide his spine, call me a Time Splitter.**

In this test of wits his text and disses get simplistic cause his brain is fucking small like sex with midgets.
If the message isn’t clear: Future’s stupid, that’s why you know it means failure to see “F” on quizzes."

Vote Kau..

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Great battle.

Punches - Future
Flow - Future
Multies - Kau
Personals - Future
Nameplay - Kau
Enjoyment - Tie (i liked both)
MVGT - Future

Future's basic style was really effective. He blended punches with personals. A + for the comedian bars, cracked on his hair, weight, name etc andwrapped it all in relevant punches. I liked Kaus verse and he really played hard on futures name. I thought the first couple of bars were more focused on multies than anything else and the punch / diss got lost in translation. Great battle
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4-2 Kau


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Was hoping i wouldn't have to drop a vote on this battle, seeing as how Kau is in my crew. So you can take this vote...or leave it. UP TO YOU GUYS



Punchlines:Future - Both seemed to have a few punches that didn't really connect. But Future edges this

Multies: Kau - Had more intertwined nicely in his bars

Flow: Kau

Vocab: Tie - nothing spectacular from either

Disses: Future - thought he had more effective and relivant shots at Kau

Nameplay: Tie

Personals: Future - thought he had more effective personals

Enjoyment: Tie - DOPE BATTLE

Final Vote: Future Edges this in my oppion. Obviouslly no beef here KAu...take my vote or leave it.



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ok well this was a good battle... kau you came nice with a more complex style then ive seen from you in the past... ok now future i really liked your drop something diffrent then what u usually drop, shortened up your bars and went right to the punches... nice

so now to the break down...

Kau's Verse


I’m taking another shot at the future, so call me optimistic about my odds of winning this competition.
And when I clean up with him a proper witness couldn’t spot the difference between a mop and this bitch.

flow was off i think cause the beginning of the bars were stretched a bit... punch fell a lil flat 2/5

He probably say he pops the biscuit and drops that sick shit but we all know this guy’s pretending.
And this isn’s metaphorical, “Just a Question” that’s rhetorical: What will you believe when your life is ending?*

eh the concept had potential but didnt hit hard multies were there but the punch was worded in a way that it had almost no sting at all 2/5

I’ll clean his clock when I get my hands on his face, this man’s a disgrace to those called rhyme spitters.
Get damaged greatly, he can’t evade me, I see Future Perfect. Divide his spine, call me a Time Splitter.**

again multies were good complex and flowed well, the punch in this bar was a bit better i liked the name flip, very original 4/5

In this test of wits his text and disses get simplistic cause his brain is fucking small like sex with midgets.
If the message isn’t clear: Future’s stupid, that’s why you know it means failure to see “F” on quizzes.

eh name flip was ok but i like the punch on the first line better but still a bit simple and the concept is a bit over used so fuckin ______ lines should be real creative 3/5

And you’ll never see F on bitches. His anus is measured in inches. It’s gigantic and caused his wide stances.
He’s gay and quite frantic, speaking of which, this freak of a bitch fucked more men then the lifeboats on the Titanic.

the concept here is sick, and the setup is nice good bar 4/5

If Future’s getting gassed up then call this diss Beano, He’s throwing out punches, all them miss me, though.
Against my Vegas version verse, you’ll be calling his Reno, Please, If I wanted a fake future I’d call up Miss Cleo.

this fell flat, really a miss here a buch of played concept thrown into a bar 1/5

I’ll use a volcano to sacrifice this virginal offering. Call him a calorie, I’m burning him off quick.
The votes will show you’re served like a term in an office, so pretty soon I’ll account for a third of your losses.

i liked this a nice personal good inner multies and punches honestly the best bar in your drop 5/5

My fist will cave your crooked chest organs in while my steel toe becomes a painful looking head ornament.
And lyrically there’s no doubt that I’m easily knocking you out of the Chainsaw Hookers Text Tournament.

seemed like filler to me no real punch to speak of multies were there but not much else 1/5

overall 22/40


Future's Verse


ok futures here... exposing this gamer proving this dude is queer
cause the fact ur "already bald" is the only reason you ain't "losing hair"

ok bar... good punch/personal multies were ok 3/5

and ur openly weak, while futures the type of guy that your hoping to be
kau really thinks he won our last battle, but notice his crew was voting for me

again ok personal, not really a punch but diss was there 2/5


your not the best ya dookie, in it for a while but still just a rookie
and yet your still stepping "K.... why(Y)"? when you know ill "wet ya pussy"

decent punch concept and, wordplay/nameplay was there, but because of the wording i agree with it reading a bit homo 2/5


i thought he just sucked but he gets "clubbed" by "hard members" at the shower
yep its true!!!! that this fagget "pushes in more stool" then "bar tenders after hours"

this bar was nice, i thought the punch hit hard 4/5

ok its almost over your death is sure eminent, wait just a couple more seconds and
ur styles "getting fucked" an "under developed" like a "pedophiles porn preferences"

again good punch, flowed well and was direct 3/5

i read the wack text ya busting, dude your weak and I'm never bluffing
in fact me "posting after you", is the only reason that I'd ever be "next to nothing"

another good punch this one is a lil basic but it hit none the less 3/5

i got the bitch hurt now, and its "light work", till this "kids burnt down"
and "boobs indeed", is exactly what i said, when i seen your "pictures Kau"

ok at this point in the verse i was looking for something a lil more personal and this bar delivered nice personal and good punch and it flowed well 5/5

now i strangle you till neck veins pop or until your fucking head came off
i"ll toss "kua a loss", but would a gave "Katie L's(KTL's)" before the "sex change op"

again another good personal and punch had the potential to be a battle winner and would have been a 5/5 but if not for the wording being a little off 3/5

overall 25/40

ok well this was really close (closer then the point system reflects) based on the bar by bar breakdown, so im a go into a few cats as well...

Punches... Future... although kau had some good bars i thought future was more consistent even with shorter bars
Flow... Kau... but it was there on both parts but kau had a more complex scheme and still flowed well
Multies... Kau... like i said more complex
Personals... Future... he came at Kau in multiple ways... while kau was mostly nameflips

my vote goes to Future... cause i think consistency in punches and personals win battles but i enjoyed reading both verses, it was very close. Infact whoever wins here has a shot at winning the whole thing if yall keep dropping like this...
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