RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

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RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

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6 bars

24 hours to check or you will be replaced.

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Re: RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

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check.











The first walkin talkin egg to GRACE THE EARTH
ain't been LAYED SINCE BIRTH,SHAVE your FACIAL HAIR
and you'd eat yourself with BACON if your weren't TAKING CARE.
im not EGG YOLKING i'll smash his HEAD OPEN an leave him LEAKING TO BITS,
fat bastard your not EATIN THIS KID,
i'll have you BEATEN AN WHISKED,
scrambled boiled fried an EATEN WITH CHIPS.
SHIT WOW your a FAT BASTARD,god damn it MAN FUCKINHELL
CHRIS KAU looks like a cross breed of TANK ABBOT HA AN CHUCK LIDELL.
i'll even fuck collectively ILL UP ASWELL
BUT humpty dumpty's on his own now,SOLO KID it's ROTTEN LUCK
i'll leave his CI SOLDIERS TOASTED so he's got no one to MOP HIM UP,
lion RUNS WITH THE WEIRD,not the FRIGHTENING AN FEARED
your TRIBE WERE DONE, before i INTERFERED,
SO how can you be a mohican? with GUYS CUM an PIE CRUMBS in YOUR BEARD?
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Re: RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

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Check . . .


My fist’ll quick daze ya, one uppercut and you’re rising, son, like a trip into asia.
And I consistently blaze ya, but the Kid wouldn’t put in work if this was Malaysia.

Dissing CI and Lion, it’s the same story, When I grab the metal, get your game foiled.
See, I and CI remain loyal . . . though there ain’t no beef, but CBK get flame broiled.

I’m freely serving this weaker version of Pee Wee Herman the loss he’s deserving.
Cause this homo spitting makes less sense than Homer Simpson in the secret service.

This feeble person will need a hearse when getting murked with my frees or verses.
I’m a lyrical evil surgeon or a regal wordsmith. It’s no sweat to work him with either version.

He thinks he can win but that reasoning seems faulty. Keeping his dreams lofty.
But he’s easily beat often and after thirteen battles he ain’t seasoned, he’s just salty.

And here’s a fun fact about this cunt rag: He likes jizz dripping in his butt crack.
Why do you think they call this dumb fag “comeback”?
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Re: RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

Post by ILLoKWENT »

wow, bodied....

do i need to do a breakdown..
punches kau had better,concept flips, cbk, your punches were decent about his looks but, you kept going back to his pic for material, i like to see you mix it up a bit.....hit him at different angles..
personals eh, tie, kau had alot of nameflips, and little else , comeback had the pic to work wit, and centered all his punches around that..which became redundant...
multis kau just better more polished rhyme schemes, also, majority of all his setups were relevant to the punch which is a plus in my book... cbk had some good complex multis, but like i said kau just did it better..
flow kau nice structure,

mvgt kau, for a better all around verse, seemd like cbk, didnt really care to put much effort into his verse,
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Re: RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

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1-0 kAU.. UPPIN
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Re: RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

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i'm going to have to agree with ILLoKWENT on this one.



I thought CBK had some pretty funny punches, but they were all based on his appearance. You should have mixed in some different plays and/or punches that didn't really relate to his appearance.

Kau had a better variety of punches. like ILL said, he was hitting you from every angle. not to mention his punches came across a bit more direct and creative. With more complex ideas and rhyme scheme.


Punches: Kau
Namplay: CBK
Wordplay: Tie
Flow: Kau
Creativity: Kau
Complexity: Kau
Personals: Tie
Enjoyment: close ... but Kau



CBK's really upped his game good on you kid...whowever with that said. MVGT KAU
Real Recognize Real ... who dah Fuck is you???

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Re: RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

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-Punches-kau
-Flow-Kau
-Personals-kau
-Multis-TIE
-Enjoyment-Kau

Vote goes to KAu the lion


good battle guys cbk ya getting way better.. but still need to work on ya structuring and punch set up


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Re: RND 2 - Kau The Lion vs Comeback Kid

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Kau The Lion wins KO & continues to round 3.
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