RND 2 - Orfadox vs Omnie *Omnie wins NO SHOW*

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RND 2 - Orfadox vs Omnie *Omnie wins NO SHOW*

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6 bars

24 hours to check or you will be replaced.

48 hours after final check in to post your verses.

HOUSE RULES

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Czech...

GL Orf...

Let's get it...

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Check


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I'm here, just don't wanna post on my phone...post around 6-7pm...if Orf no shows ill drop a safety bar...

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Il Be Posting Mine Tomorrow If Omnie Is Ok With That?
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WHAT THE FUCK

You HAVE TILL THE END OF THE DAY... BOTH OF YOU

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*ahem*...

I read ya past battles and your rhymes are basic, so you’re wasting time Orf, face it…we all know this coward is wack
Fag’s wanting to smell like flowers, it's fact, thinking, ”I’m ‘bout to cram dude after I shampoo“…I mean, why else would you wanna shower with Jack?*

Spittin’ fireballs, Imma Bowser this cat, cuz my punches hit below the waist, yeah, I’m bruising genitals
School’s in session bro, in battles I’ll teach you to form a drop cuz if Orf a doc, then I’m the surgeon general

Beat you with punches ‘til you’re sore and bruisey, then I’ll gore this pussy while you couldn’t lay a scratch on me kitten
You straight punani bitch and a punk ock who love cock, now watch me fuck up dox/docks like a tsunami’s hittin’

Ooooooooohhhweeeeeee!!!

And your crew is collectively ill…
…but you’re only sick with aids trick, come on illest to look for more dicks to play with, we all know you’re on a wack roster fam and…
You’re already screwed yet I’m bringing more to drill him, I only showed up to son Orf and/Orphan kill him, guess I’m a bad foster parent

I forgot to mention...
Your girl's at my crib, she said that you're boring her, and after this battle you're going straight to a medic or coroner
While I stay stickin' the pole in her...obviously I'm moving on, it's only right Omnie's over Orfadox, it's alphabetical order

If you no show, I’ll know its because you couldn’t ‘hen’dle me ‘chicken’, your skills be missin’ so don’t come at me ‘cluckin’
Cuz I bet you read this and didn’t get my punch lines clown, maybe I should’ve dumbed mines down cuz I know they went over dox/docs like a notary public**

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Orfadox wrote:We Aint In The Shower's But Im Aiming For This Man's Head & Shoulder's
...heres the link to his JDR diss - http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/rise- ... 20343.html

** U.S. heads should get this, but if you don't...
Docs = Documents
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notary_public
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im going to have to no show this sorry fellas...nice verse omnie
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Omnie wins No Show

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