TOURNAMENT RND 1 - Kau The Lion vs. Jack Da Rippa (Kau Wins)

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This has been a quite a busy week for me. Between working two jobs we hosted Thanksgiving for the first time at my house this year. So, I apologize if this appears like I phoned it in. Cause I totally did.


I bench-press DVD racks to relax,
A movie buff in every sense of the syntax.
So on this extra long Thanksgiving weekend
I’m ready to kick back with the cinema streaming.
I head on down to my local Blockbuster.
Avoid that one employee who’s a total cocksucker.
Find the cute girl who’s stocking the shelves
Try to flirt a little bit but just talk to myself.
Whatever, bitch, it’s cool. I got shit to do.
Start browsing around for the right flicks to view.

A corny comedy with some slapstick humor.
“It might be a tumor.” “It’s not a tumor!”
Maybe it’s high time for some sci-fi fantasy.
A sports drama could bring out the champ in me.
A perfect murder mystery searching for the killer.
Or an action-packed, death-defying, stunt filled thriller.
An old Chinese kung-fu movie might kick ass.
But skip past the chick flicks fast unless a bitch ask.
Spaghetti westerns where they shoot from the hip,
Versus car chases with famous spies using their wits.
A faster pace slasher makes gore and more tits.
On the flip-side: a drama’s Oscar-winning performance.
I could watch some biopics to learn who people are,
Enjoy the dark subtle atmosphere of a film-noir.

With so many choices I could spend forever deciding it.
“Sir, are you ready? The store closes in five minutes.”
Cocksucker, you’d better check your neck, bitch.
Fuck Blockbuster! I’m going home to watch Netflix!
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