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The Devil vs Novel (Devil wins 5-4)

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:32 am
by NoVeL
Closed Caption

I'll address "The Devil" in his clever DISGUISE, He fell from the SKY, and since then I don't even TRY
But here's WHY with 'a 12 hour extension' he manages to 'show late' like that David Letterman GUY!

Perhaps D is SHY for recognizing I'm on another LEVEL, Using abstract rap and METAL for a 'pitch-fork'
This is it dork, for "The Do's and Don'ts of Battling" seek Jesus for Enlightenment on how to 'Cast a DEVIL'!
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This Half-wit ASS is YELLOW, Used to rise with the MORNING SUN, How ADORING SON!
You'd raise hell now though, knowing you're a 'grave site' called SUNKEN MEADOWS!

Be a DARE-DEVIL, I'll dense your sense of SMELL and THE BEST WILL YELL...
His 'arms too short to box wit GOD's' That's why "The DEVIL" RESTS IN HELL!

Take a gamble SCRATCH and SNIFF, DUKE AINT SCARY, I'll wrap a SPLIFF
Then I'll "SMOKE THIS BASTARD's CHIN" when I ATTACK HIS LIP.
So This "FOOL'S A FAIRY" Cuz THE DEVIL has a few FAGS for IMPS!!

Re: The Devil vs Novel

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:32 am
by THE DEVIL
CLEAVING~BATTLE~THREADs my knife must be “hooked on phonics” how it’s LEAVING~this ~NoVel~ “RED”/
ARE you Slow or just a RETARD ,ED? “noddin” to the rules but ignoring due dates,what are you a BOBBLEHEAD?/ (1)


His real name must be “PULP” because this NOVEL is “FICTION” everything he says is made up nowait.. but his PENIS ADDICTION/
The truth hurts so your lyin's a LESSON, I’m the father of evil so its cute how you're tryin to win DADDY’s AFFECTION/

Faulty Diapers your STATUS DEPENDS, you only drop hot shit when you fail ta be “WRAPPIN ASSES IN” (RAP ASSASIN)/
Ever since you dropped a bar, ya prison pimp's been askin "where ya ass has been"/

I murked ya right,Must be hard to act tough and fight when you look like Steve Urkel in real life/
We differ in this fight, but lets get this right. only things we got in common, we both lovin: “work, money... and your wife”/ (3)

The only reason I fuck up is because you are a pussy up on earth and the devil's down in HELL/
But I’ll still pop ya cherry and take ya “V” so you can feel like you left this BATTLE with “No eL”/ (4)
( no Loss)

Expos
1. Wordplay on leaving him red (bloody) and leaving a novel (read).
He agreed to all the rules: 12 hours and he goes first. He drops 6 days later.
2. wordplay on his rap assasin status
3."Love work, money and wife" is a quote on his profile
4. NoVeL - V= No eL.

Re: The Devil vs Novel

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:33 am
by complexity
It's 3-3.

Votes were cast.

Re: The Devil vs Novel

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 6:16 pm
by THE DEVIL
Damn this battle is getting old..someone vote..anyone..lol

Re: The Devil vs Novel ( 3-3 )

Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 11:49 pm
by Orfadox
Right FirstOf All I Didnt Think This Battle Was All Too Impressive Both Are Your Punches Were PrettyMuch TheSameI Dont ThinkI SawA Line That Stood Out And Made Me Go WOW If Ya Get Me? Personals I Think The Devil Slightly Edged This Wordplay Again To Me Devil Just Edged This, So That Said MVGT The Devil

Re: The Devil vs Novel ( 3-3 )

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 6:13 am
by Ambiguous Realm
just gonna sum it up,

think novel edged it, devil had my favorite line, which was the no-el outro, only wish the rest of your bars had that impact, novel had a bit of a better rhymescheme and overall had better punches or at least more consistency in it, both seemed a little sloppy,

vote:novel

Re: The Devil vs Novel ( 3-3 )

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 6:16 am
by THE DEVIL
this must be closest battle in illest history..lol

Re: The Devil vs Novel ( 3-3 )

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 8:28 am
by AntiMaTTer
i vote for devil

his punches were better. idk wtf these other fools talking about novels punchings being better...

devil uses multis, wordplay and punches in a line which to me is what i want to see. if you need a further breakdown then holla.

Re: The Devil vs Novel ( 3-3 )

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 9:14 am
by THE DEVIL
Okay... I guess this can be closed up...5-4 i win. Im biased because im one of the battlers but i agree with antimatter on multis , word plays, and punches. I thought thats the name of the game lol

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Re: The Devil vs Novel ( 3-3 )

Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 12:59 pm
by Kuhlerblynd
This battle is closed, finally, and records are updated.

Devil wins 5-4.