Celeb Chicks

[Phasewon]

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Yeah, it's long, but worth the read,
Any feedback is appreciated & returned.


Beat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQHkooOACW0


[Verse 1]
I'm all about the glamour and glitz, I plan to expand and get rich
You won't see me mackin' no bitch if she's an amateur chick
Pop Champagne and Crist', blazin' spliffs, on vacation trips
Now I got the goods, on all of my Hollywood relationships
I had Lindsay naked in her Loui boots
But she's so skinny, she could hoolihoop with a fruity loop
I met Lucy Liu at a movie shoot, did the
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis" in her poopershoot
Popped some Juicy Fruit, then I saw Katie Holmes
She said she could make me moan, layed me back and gave me dome
Later that day, she paged me at home
And said Tom's gone crazy and thinks maybe their baby's a clone
But I was blown, tryin' to stay in the zone
So I said "I hope both yall get anally probed, by Alien Drones"
I hang up the phone, and call my girl Raven Simone
Said "Bring the X, bitch, aint no point in ravin' alone"
She came to my home lookin' bad as shit, with the phattest hips
Kept the candles lit, and fucked my first Disney Channel bitch!
I used to think Ciara had some ass and tits
Until I found out she was a tranny chick, with a magic stick
She has a dick! But the shit's impressive
She got with Bow Wow in a second, 'cause she has a midget fetish
That kid's pathetic, it aint the blunts or the coke
Catchin' too many nuts in the throat, stunted his growth
I'm known as a nut case, for bustin' in Oprah's mutt face
She knows how my butt tastes, all for a Hostess cup cake
She strapped me down with duct tape, I gotta think of a plan
I chewed myself free, then threw a twinkie and ran
Bumped into Queen Latifah, and said "Pleased to meet ya"
I heard that she's a diva, but I aint even need a Visa
I called her up and said "You get the food, I'll bring the reefa"
She bit my arm off when I reached for the last piece of pizza
Me and Billy Ray is in all kinds of violence
Cause I gave his daughter Miley Cyrus the hepatitis virus
She aint the smartest chick, she's from Tennessee
Bitch thought the S.A.T.s was some type of sex disease
I love celebrities, yet never been a Shania fan
But lately she's been fiendin' for my semen in her diet plan
I was Mariah's man, 'til she caught me fuckin' Mya
In my Hybrid van, and beat me with an iron fryin' pan

[Chorus x2]
Yo all the shot callers, pop the Remi and Crist'
And I don't mean them false ballers, who pretend to be rich
It's all about the cash, and the Benjamins bitch
So I stay gettin' ass, from celebrity chicks

[Verse 2]
Jordan Sparks is my hot thing, I was braggin' "I got bling!"
Then I had her gaggin' on my purity cock ring
You never gon' get love, 'cept at the Celebrity Fit Club
After you pass out, from attemptin' a sit up
Fuck, you stocky slut, a diet's not enough
You need some Hydroxycut, the size of a hockey puck
But I guess I have a thing for nerdy fat chicks
I fucked Missy on a dirty mattress, while she ate a turkey sandwich
I aint let Fergie have it, I woulda hit that thing
But I only work with talent, and the bitch can't sing
Bringin' Brandy to the Grammys, with her family in the Caddy
Ray J's chasin' the car in his jammies like a pansy (Wait! Wait!)
I'm crashing the Canada scene, with Avril Lavigne
Forget the glamour, we're flippin' off cameras and actin' obscene
Gettin' drunk off too much vodka, with a bunch of punk rockers
Disturbin' the peace, and cursed at police, yellin' "FUCK COPPERS!"
Asked the drug doctor to keep Cher on drugs
That bitch gets crazy comin' down from a heron buzz
Kerri Strug's an excellent gymnast, we have sex in positions
She has to be stretchin' & twistin' into a pretzel to get in
Jessica Simpson is my stupid chick, when we was doin' it
I spewed a bit, 'cause her uterus smells like tuna fish
Saw that slut Tila Tequila, gave her my "Shot of Love"
Had her drinkin' a liter of cum, then proceeded to beat her
But I'm still amazed that she came from a race
Created by the first Asian in space... With that alien face
Amy relapsed, on three tabs, of E caps
So I dragged her back to rehab, by her weave tracks
Bitch you need that, and please don't be mad,
But it looks like someone used your teeth as, a speed bag
How the fuck did your gums catch on fire?
You need to stop Chewin' flattened tires like some appetizers
Or go get some plastic gap aligners, as a baby
She used shattered glass and wire, as a pacifier
Grab the pliers, and pry 'em backwards
It looks like you tried to snack on an entire pack of fire crackers
The paparazzi caught me playin' tonsil hockey
With my rocker mami, Gwen Stefani, down in the Ramada lobby
Then I heard my alarm clock buzzin' and ringin'
Ahh fuck, I was dreamin'... And I'm covered in semen
Damn...

[GrimBlaze]

lmao that shit was funny as hell!

real nice flow across the whole piece.
structure was cool, and ill lines all over the show.
and even though its a funny piece,
you still managed to work some sick rhymeschemes in there too.

fave lines are....

I met Lucy Liu at a movie shoot, did the
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis" in her poopershoot


Later that day, she paged me at home
And said Tom's gone crazy and thinks maybe their baby's a clone


I'm known as a nut case, for bustin' in Oprah's mutt face
She knows how my butt tastes, all for a Hostess cup cake


I called her up and said "You get the food, I'll bring the reefa"
She bit my arm off when I reached for the last piece of pizza


Fuck, you stocky slut, a diet's not enough
You need some Hydroxycut, the size of a hockey puck


Jessica Simpson is my stupid chick, when we was doin' it
I spewed a bit, 'cause her uterus smells like tuna fish
Saw that slut Tila Tequila, gave her my "Shot of Love"
Had her drinkin' a liter of cum, then proceeded to beat her
But I'm still amazed that she came from a race
Created by the first Asian in space... With that alien face


long piece but like you said
worth the read.

keep droppin, would like to see more.
.1.

[NoVeL]

Dat shit waz OFF DA METERS KID!!!, wordplay, structure, metaphors & punches was all where it was at. I here more from you

-NoVeL

[B-Bear]

Crazy .. there's just no other way to describe it

[Phasewon]

'preciate the feed yall, leave a link to your joint if you have a piece up so I can RTF.

[Haz]

Yo ..


First Verse Was Bananaz!!!..


I called her up and said "You get the food, I'll bring the reefa"
She bit my arm off when I reached for the last piece of pizza

LMAOoOo..
To Many Quotables In This Piece, Sooo Much Humor , Flow Is Crisp & Content Is There..

Second Verse Was Nice To i think Your First Verse Outshined It Though..


Jessica Simpson is my stupid chick, when we was doin' it
I spewed a bit, 'cause her uterus smells like tuna fish


LMAO...

Anyways Good Shit ..

[Quix]

yup, shit was nice hommie, Came across dope! flowed nice...Above average content! Nothing CRAZY CRAZY Tho...nice piece!!

[Phasewon]

if the shit is too long for yall lazy cats, you could at least peep one verse and leave some feed on that, it would be appreciated, uppin...

[RainMan]

FIYAH

[Phasewon]

^props, uppin...

[eMCee Havic]

that shit was dope fuckin crazy flow, this shits off the hook dig to hear it an audio..

keep the heat you speak

[Phasewon]

thanks for the feed Def...last up...