-THE ILLEST ROAST-
...what's a roast?Well I'm glad you asked... A roast is usually a pig thing... but THIS Roast, is thee action in which you use your words to rape, mutilate, massacre, murder, destroy, obliterate, mother fucking demolish a felllow Illest member in a rhythmatic manner lol. Pretty simple, like comedy centrals Roast, in a rap song format.
...whom are we roasting?
Yet another good question, you're on fire... We will roast ANYONE our little hearts desire. From Complexity <- the owner of Illest, all the way down to Kara <- Our newest member. You can submit yourself to be roasted, or WE WILL PICK YOU
...who will be the roasters?
The toasters are a tag team! One audio head, will team up with One text head... To roast the pop-tart! The text head will write out the diss, and the audio head will deliver it... YES, that requires awesome teamwork, and skill.
...but wont that take forever?
NO... estupid... Once teams are agreed upon and beats are chosen for the match, each team will have 10 days to post the final roast, and each roast will be no longer than 2:30. If your unable to, 10 hairy bikers and I will eat your cupcake ass. I'm overweight and willing, fret none.
...how do I sign up?
Simply, submit your name in this thread and what you will be bringing to the table. You are either; Audio, Text, OR a Bag O Meat wanting to be roasted. For example:
BestAudio E HeadX - Text
BestTexterEver007 - Audio
Murk McRellik - Bag O Meat
Nothing else should be in this thread. From this here thread, we will match up teams, and pick the Bag O Meat. If you have any questions, or suggestions, post it in the original thread http://www.illestlyrics.com/board/text- ... 21915.html and I will update this post myself with the answer/update. If you clogg this thread, I will delete it without reading the question or caring to answer it.
...how long can I procrastinate before I run out of time to sign up?
Dont be dumb, sign up if you want to... Sign Ups will be open untill May 9th, 2011.
...will this effect my record?
If we randomly pick teams, I am leaning more towards just for fun, BUT... if members pick eachother, records should reflect. More to come on these details. If you have suggestions, follow link to original thread and post there.
...are you forgetting anything?
Yes, Thank you Loon E Lou for this amazing Idea. Who would have thought tall Asians could do more than count really high.
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