THATS FUCKED UP!!!!

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THATS FUCKED UP!!!!

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say some fucked up shit.

sippin memosas on the beach with hova layin dead in the seat/
i slit his throat with my keys wiped em off on his rockawear sleeve/
then swirved his ferrari f3 through mickey d's, playin blueprint track number 3/
DOA on repeat the cashier jockin me kickin it with jay-z, i told him he sleep/
rock-a-bye baby, fuckin beyonces a dream, all i did was throw her the rock and she got on her knees/
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I watched Chris slap Rihanna from the driver seat of my hatchback/
He pimped slapped the bitch I swear I had to see her neck snap back/
Then she put him in a choke hold so he closed mouth and bit her/
I'm like "All this over some bitch he fucked off twitter?"/
Now her eye all scruffy, nose all bloody/
he throwin bows screaming "take that" like Puffy/
Trust I would of helped if it wasn't celebs fightin in front me/
I was hating on his Lambo cuz my ride's a lil rusty/

lmfao!!!! (That's Fucked Up)
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I love battling wearing a mask and a pair of shackles in a lair of jackals
testing the sky and checking my eyes getting higher then pterodactyls
then With the strength of time that flies, my hands moved hell in a second
watch the universe rotate easy... by the power of a thousand telekinetics
then opened a door 2 let out a few things buried deep i reach but barely can
Its the anti-advocate... a few phantoms and a skeleton mannequin
Known to scorn with wrath... seen it was written, we was born to laugh
then proceeded 2 wrestle a triceratops until I cracked the horns in half
Stretched out my neck towards heaven an look like a deformed giraffe
then Wore the abs of Thor just so I could stomach this storm to pass
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Re: THATS FUCKED UP!!!!

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You sip Memosas as I sip cups of diarrhea,
I hire queers to knock balls as I hide near,
Behind the bushes that I stole offa a vag,
Owned by an old ass hag with a colostamy bag,
Her titties sagged so low they destroyed ant beds,
Solo on my desire to get her old ass head,
You start a thread talkin about some fucked up shit,
I start to discuss the crust that forms under my dick,
I spit it sick like an infected blood shot loogy,
Truthfully got wings redder that a bucketfull of rubies,
Cause I fuck bloody pussy like I suck on saggy boobies,
HIV or Hepatitus B I buy the ticket like the movies,
Hey, guess what, now I'll talk about my ass,
It's a fuckin jungle, with hairs singed by gas,
And the girl next door, this is where it gets sick,
I let her lick peanut butter offa my dick,
Slick quick to get a nut from a puppy tongue,
But guess what, I put my tongue into the puppy's bum,
Killed a fifth of rum and hit that anus like a drummer hits drums,
Crippled that fucker then I ate it and chased it with a TUMS(c)
I licked the crumbs from the beard of a sleeping old man,
60 years young, curled up behind some trash cans,
Dropped his pants and beheld a feast of swiss cheese,
Maggots and flees roamin free from his nuts to his knees,
Is it enough, can I stop, have I made you puke yet,
Have I scarred you enough to scare you away from sex,
With hobo bastards asleep as I eat their bug pets,
My favorite meal of old sweat and rotten nut flesh.
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i strangle a corpse and mangle a horse/
tangle a chord vocals of an angel of course/
im unstable and bored so i lay on a table of swords/
in a cradle of morgues with a pillow made up of whores/

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Check it, Imma switch up to a fucked up flow on some murderous shit,
Run up on a happy couple, buckle the fucker and murder his bitch,
No need for a stitch if you're raped to death and murdered with dick,
I'm sick as a bucket of snot used for for sex lubricant,
I'm facin a whole host of holy horrors,
Bringin the slaughter upon the innocent mothers, sisters, and daughters,
As for the sons brothers and fathers I murder them bastards slow,
Laid em out low, and bought em presents like a tag on the toe,
A vaginal flow emanates like a monthly secretion,
Study my nature I'm bloodier than than the pussy I'm eatin,
Back to the subject I was speakin on how I like to kill people,
Murder discreetly cause I'm labeled as a murderous creature,
A verdictless court brought forth by a blasphemous preacher,
Leader of psychopaths and evil as the devil's dimeanor,
Demons abhor me and flee before me in the face of my wrath,
I'll take you out back, slice your face off, eat it and laugh,
You thought I had to be killin like a natural catastrophe,
Tsunami victims washed away because I versed em in tragedy,
Flaggin me down to make me stop would be a definate no,
I'll kill you slow and make you suffer in the depths of your soul,
I'm what you'll know as an agent of the ultimate torture,
Break you in two blacken your blues, slice dice, torch and distort ya,
You want some more off the dome wreckage written and brought in your home,
then spit again and let me tell you what I saw in my dome.
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i tap my spine.. then extract the rhymes... then manage to choke them down
chew them till there broke and ground... thats when the flow comes round
i vomit words... honest i heard my thought is disturbed... like 'fat chicks' pondering curves
and if you here me 'yella' fire rhyme... it from jondice and gerd
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Super sick shit sent to slaughter, I'll run up and eat the vagina of your menstrating daughter//
Drink pussy blood like pagans cleansing their souls, bend the bitch over and lick the sweat from between fat rolls//
Twisted and sick, fuck a dude in front of he's tied up bitch, pull out and make him lick he's own shit off my dick//

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-- Wed Jun 08, 2011 5:31 pm --

Fick my own mum just for fun, cum in the pussy from which my whole life begun//

-- Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:09 am --

You think your a psycho, I'm in a whole other class// I spiked my nans drink on her anniversary and raped her in the ass//
while my grandpa watched and wanked// and busted in my mouth- now that's rank//
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i'm the typa guy to bring a girl to a bar,
forget the fuck i brought,
and walk out with the wrong broad,
i just dropped her off,
at the wrong apartment and nodded off,
and woke up on her momma's lawn,
with a broken condom on,
my word's worth shit,
like i'm textin wile i'm on the john,
i just ditched 8 bitches,
now that's what i call an octa-gone,

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A octagon shaped dropping atomic bombs wait!
Thas Wut the victims say
before I puttem next to Saddam's grave

No lactaid just gassed when I rip it
Smell funny ears bleed wen u listen
Kingrum don't diss wen u mention
Or ill beat yo ass up no brief intermission

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-_sarcastically speaking_-

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i piss off this world as i hit the reverend, with a clip from the devil, kid aint a sin in my rebelin eyes ...just my young thoughts being hung on a noose ,giving my life for fame dude ,i wake up surprised

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till death, i beat um and thwart plans of life.. an eat um of course
yep feed on the corpus shit... he'll be a burrito of sorts
then spit back into a bag then smash um now he's splattered about
battered about... mmmmmmm yeah beer battered... i'll carry it out
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